>Judy = Joe-Dae(ism) = the greatest entity of evil in the universe and responsible for all the worlds ills
>Lynch (probably a jew) is laughing at how he's telling us TO OUR FACES that he let the Jews take over the show and ruin it, as they do for everything
>It's been confirmed that Lynch raped his own daughter and wrote a show about it
>Michael J Anderson, a true American, tried to warn us but you laughed at him because you're bigots and he's a small person
>MAGA
You may only post in this thread to apologize to MJA or discuss how the Jews run hollywood and ruined Twin Peaks. Or about how David Lynch RAPED his own daughter and wrote a show about it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13859599
Maanwhile: >>87307268
was the Diane sex scene supposed to be so ominous? why was Cooper like he was?
>>87308948
He was half Booper.
>Goblin mercenaries. No more than a 100 (one hundred)
>We'll take care of them
... yes, and?
Really hated this character.
>>87311215
Why did they even bring him, he was clearly mentally retarded and in no fit state for such a mission.
Why would they get such a fresh faced looking guy for an important gig like this?
Who vouched for him in the criminal underworld?
I'm starting to like this movie less and less
Also why wasn't it structured like Rashomon if Tarantino is already ripping off asian cinema?
You sound like a humongous retard. I bet you have no friends.
IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?!
Hi! I'm Jory Caron; and this is: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!
Today, we're going to microwave a season 1 DVD of Rick and Morty! Will it microwave? Let's find out!
Here at Jory Caron Enterprises, safety is our #1 concern. That's why we have this aluminium shield on our door, to protect our nuts.
Because NOBODY likes roasted nuts.
I'm going to go ahead and pop this in the microwave for about 2 minutes, because that's how long the average Rick and Morty fan takes for me to realise what fucking autists they are.
(Microwaves bzzzzzzzzz)
WOAH! Just as I thought! It burns amazingly!
I guess it's true what they say about shit; it really DOES light on fire!
I'm Jory Caron, and this has been: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!
I remember wathcing these. Shit was classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYSndMm1nk
amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubrxJwLxaI
>>87308790
Thats pretty good tbqh, have you made any oyher reviews before?
>>87308862
No, I sort of despise reviewers.
How did Aragorn manage to pay-off the loans he borrowed to rebuild Minas Tirith after the battle of pelennor fields without devaluing his currency or causing a depreciation in real estate value in Gondor?
>real estate value in Gondor
There is none. The land's only value is the arability and the serfs who live on it. Stop trying to sound smart with financial techno-babble
>>87308996
How is that not real estate value?
The serfs add to the real estate value so does the proximity to water, the location to major cities, etc
>>87308746
The dwarves did it for free
How would you do a The Mask sequel?
poorly
>>87308741
I'd do a prequel where Hitler finds the Mask. The script would write itself.
The Mask 2: a The Mask Sequel
DONNA?!
how did juelz know his name was ringo?
>>87308697
anon, are you completely retarded? divine intervention obv.
>normalfag friends won't criticize movie
>end up liking everything they watch
Oh how I wish I could see through their eyes...
Because they watch movies as social experiences and as long as it provides lubricant for their bonding it does the job.
>>87308850
They are the reason the industry is full of shit. They keep throwing money at mediocre content.
What went right?
cyberpunk styling, great soundtracks, reeves, actual nice slowmotion use, idea
Ask the people back in 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6EnMVtaC3A
KIDNO Thread!
Kino for Kids.
kino!
a word for retards trying to look smart!
>>87308661
Ernest & Celestine
>>87308661
Follow That Bird!
He should have been safe in the bathroom.
I call bullshit.
>>87308619
As a kid, I thought he ran to the bathroom because he really needed to take a shit after seeing that T-rex. Then he was surprised when he got eaten on the toilet and I laughed my ass off.
>>87308619
dinosaurs aren't real anon
>>87308619
Do you think when the trex vored him it tasted all the piss and shit he expelled into its mouth?
Haha lol¿
Finding dory was a shit movie
Inside out was a shit movie
Yet they get 90%
>>87308576
Finding Dory was seriously under rated as a movie. It explored dory's back story really well and dealt with complex emotions. But most people see it as a dumb sequel.
Inside Out was a good movie with an interesting concept, but severely over rated.
Zootopia was garbage.