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its so painfully obvious that the season 8 leak was fanfiction

"the hound is fighting like a boss now"

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>>86775001
this

>>86775001
>At last I have won the game of thrones.

they jumped the shark

this episode made me horny af
I got wicked bone

>>86774972
Is it any surprise coming from a liberal show where pedophilia and bestiality are constant themes?

men are better than women but whites and blacks are the same, oh patrikey

>>86775046
This, you know if he was white he'd be David Duke tier

Why do you give a fuck

asians have no souls that's why they can't fake emotion

>What'll ya have?
>>One beer please!

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>>86774492
>man and women take clothes off aside from bra, panties and briefs
>Friend walks in
>scene cuts to them sitting in the living room with hot chocolate chatting

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>>86774566
>Scotch on the rocks
>Leave the bottle

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first

GODS I WAS A BOAR

Thank lord mods exist

THEN SUDDENLY BATMAN JIZZED FROM THE SHADE
AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BATCUMSPRAY

MORE DOTS

AND IT WAS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE /TV/FAGGOTRY

who the fuck is this geezer?

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>>86774698
Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah.

>>86774990
imagine carrying this much about 'that guy #342'

Entertaining flick, would watch if it's on.

It's about as historically accurate as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter though.

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>>86774637
I'll need to rewatch it before I can discuss it, OP.

>>86774637
For such a manly movie they sure shoehorned in a lot of feminist crap like Leonidas looking to his wife for permission to kill the messenger, her rape and followup revenge killing.

>>86774609
louie's cuck and breed

how can you make someone watch you masturbate just look away

>>86776428
Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>86774586
The ending was shit, the last season in general was pretty bad though.

>>86776865
spbp

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aggghh...

http://www.strawpoll.me/13771280

http://www.strawpoll.me/13771280

http://www.strawpoll.me/13771280

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>>86774510
....aaaahhhhhhggggghhhhh...

I think its going to be solid, I was pleasantly surprised by season 1. It seems like they could be working in not only the original story but that weird followup too. So we'll probably see multiple people going through the house.

Here's hoping they have the part where they go back to their house and find their parents smiling corpses.

>>86774497
Yes, I wish I was in charge of creating anthology episodes out of famous creepypastas. There are just SO MANY. We could have a run like The Twilight Zone.

Also, I feel like I'd do a better job, not that I didn't think they handled Candle Cove poorly.. it was pleasantly entertaining and creepy in a way that I haven't seen on television in a while.

The 1st series was bad and I didn't bother properly watching the last 2 episodes, just skimmed to the revelation. The original story left the mystery to the reader's imagination, the show had to spin it out to 6 episode with a meandering horror-fantasy plot that's kind of a variation of The Twilight Zone's It's A Good Life. It was full of grotesque imagery without any relevance to the narrative - why did the child antagonist live in an otherworldly house made of skin? Whose skin? Why could he only return to the real world in the form of a goblin made of teeth?

>>86774309
They were always court jesters, anon.

Why isn't varys dead yet? He's useless outside of Kings Landing.

>>86774362
LF, Varys, and Tyrion who were all players of the game seasons ago are now completely and utterly useless. Cerseis retard strategy of blowing everything up seems to work better since she has suffered zero consequences.

>>86774223
I don't want to ruin your immersion or anything, but the vast majority of actresses in television and especially in films wear wigs

It's just easier and more consistent