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Does /tv/ still watch VHS tapes?
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>>82924578
Unironically yes
>dildo in pic
But no to that.
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>>82924578
I do m8y
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>>82924578
shave your legs you hairy motherfucker
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If I downloaded and watched 100 movies before, but now bought a 1 month subscription to a streaming service and played through the same 100 movies without watching them, have I pirated 100 movies?
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This is important.
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>>82924518
If I raped your butthole 100 times, but now bought a 1 month subscription to a service that allows me to rape your butthole anytime I want, did I rape your butthole 100 times?
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>>82924518
This makes no sense, you fucked up on the last part.
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ITT: "Cult classics" that were rightfully shat on at release 2017-05-19 08:35:44 Post No.82924436
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ITT: "Cult classics" that were rightfully shat on at release
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>>82924436
I love Christian Bale on screen but this was ridiculous. Turned it off about halfway.
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I tried to watch Equilibrium two times. The entire premise is so ridiculous and the acting so bad that I just couldn't finish it.
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The fans have spoken. They don't like the direction Ridley went with Alien: Covenant.
Such a shame he had to cancel his original idea for a sequel to Prometheus and just do an Alien rip off that adds nothing new apart from David re-creating the Xenomorphs that the Engineers created thousands of years in the past (yet since Ridley leaves so much out, it is REALLY confusing to understand anything).
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>>82924146
>The fans don't like it
>Average rating 7.2/10, higher than the critics
What did OP mean by this?
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inbefore
>muh mystery ruined
>muh lore that never existed anyway
>muh xenomorph over exposure
FUCK OFF.
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>>82924146
It's literally Prometheus if the characters were somehow even more retarded.
>so I told Oram to look in the creepy alien egg after he found me and my laboratory of flesh eating creatures that just decapitated his team. He actually did it the absolute madman.
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>HRGHGT BURG GURFF LAULEM RAVAGERS! GGH WUNNA GREK YONDU!
What did he mean by this?
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>>82924063
>more sly kino
I must watch every movie he is in.
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>>82924114
That post wasn't an exaggeration. He's literally unintelligible in GOTG 2.
Also his appearance is barely even long enough to call it a cameo.
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>>82924138
Doesn't matter, I love Stallone.
>get kino skin evri tiem i watch any of his films
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Is this.. dare I say it.. alt-right propaganda?
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nah, it's lefty propaganda for elementary school kids
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Dumb shit.
>promotes Monsanto and has a Monsanto employee come on the show
>anti-nuclear energy
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All recent liberal propaganda is so over the top, that it practically works for the right wing.
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> No Jude Law for Season 2
> Won't be called the Young Pope
> It's now the New Pope
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>doubting Sorrenkino
Have faith my dude
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Sorrentino is a hack.
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>>82923823
Good for Jude Law to ditch this piece of crap. Now perhaps he can star in an actual kino or two before he retires.
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Witcher TV Series
What would the first season cover?
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>>82923748
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>>82923748
>one season - one book
or
>one episode - one story
or
>Gerald of Rivieria: The Beginnings of End
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>>82923748
Witcher's journey back to /v/
Fuck off faggot
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Anymore movies like this? crazy wacky weird with amazing music.
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>>82923662
Mfw I realize that the opening music from this movie was used as the opening music for the Dilbert tv series
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>>82923662
I heard that they're making a sequel by way of kickstarter. I guarantee it will be shit.
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>>82923662
I'ver never seen anything like it. It should be cherished.
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Thoughts?
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I'm not interested in the concept and I won't be watching it.
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BAZINGA
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I'll only watch it if they do a crossover with the Young Pope.
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what does /tv/ think of Drive 2: Innawoods Edition?
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>>82923584
One of the best dramas since 2000. Very underrated. People hate the third act, but I love it. It completes the theme of how decisions transfer down to the next generation and cause a ripple effect to relatives, etc...
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Drive 2 is OGF
This s false advertising: The movie that ruined Goose and Roon Roon.
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>Drive 2
except they drop the shitty techo soundtrack for Bruce Springsteen and based Mike Patton
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Hahaha! Water store remark!
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>>82923374
You have nice legs Lisa
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You can say that again
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>>82923374
so how's your sex life?
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Have you ever been disappointed by a movie before even seeing it?
I looked up spoilers for pic and I'm absolutely shocked at how much it's nothing like the advertisements for it. It's a completely different movie.
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>>82923213
spoil it for me please
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>>82923213
It's a good poster though. Reminds me of this.
Sometimes early promo stuff is really vague and it's just used to generate interest based on attention-grabbing images.
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>>82923237The thing they're scared of is disease. A lot of people are dying in the outside world from a rash that can kill people. The door being broken open is never once addressed after the initial paranoia and is only used to heighten tension. The title means literally nothing, the director just thought it was cool.
It's still a decent movie, the promotions just have nothing to do with the movie.
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What an absolute pile of shit.
Season 1 was brilliant. Season 2 was just as good. Season 3 is an absolute steaming pile of shit.
What the fuck happened?
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>>82923103
>What the fuck happened?
You disliked season 3?
There are plenty of Fargo fans who think this season is great.
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>>82923103
Can you elaborate without using buzzwords?
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>>82923103
It's a pleb filter, and you got filtered.
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ITT: A so-called "villain" who did literally nothing wrong.
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>>82922805
Nah, he was a piece of shit.
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Pelts.