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Very well, where do I begin. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Remember when Homer became a skinhead just so he wouldn't have to carpool to work with Carl?
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>>86928464
Jesus... no I don't
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>Add hair to Homer
>Suddenly he's a skinhead
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there are UK versions of una vela sinsons?
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>Episode is called "The RACE"
>In it, a Jew can only beat a white man in a race by cheating (twice)
Is this the most redpilled episode of Seinfeld?
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>>86928458
>alt-right babby watches an episode of a comedy television show and can only think about race because his brain is incapable of doing anything else
That's the true redpill here.
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>>86928913
>Acting triggered
Whatever point you were trying to disprove was for naught
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>>86928458
> White man
Jerry's probably whiter than you, buddy
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You know the drill. Post your best Sams.
https://youtu.be/JGIzLT1vN_Q
gab.ai/mde
gab.ai/codycigar
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https://youtu.be/orS1QYQXjI4
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>>86928350
sam isn't funny anymore
after he embraced nazism and got his own show canned he stopped trying. now he's just a minor alt-right talking head. gg
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What's with the organized brigading for this show? Have you seen his goons defend him on the youtube comments? It's hilarious.
The show itself is shit, but the campaign of drama his fans are throwing all over the internets is some top notch comedy.
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What are their names again?
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>>86928343
Dane and Kyle
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>>86928343
one of them is an oil driller
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>>86928343
BORN LUCKY
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What are some movies that predict current day events?
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>$100 bill
that's not franklin ???
Why is she so disloyal to Louis CK? He is 100% responsible for all the fame she has.
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>>86928266
Cuz despite how she dresses, she's a roastie.
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>>86928266
DUDE BREAST CANCER LMAO
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That's a man
So apparently Twin Peaks aired earlier today in the UK, does anyone have a mega upload or something?
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>>86928241
Episode 15 or 16?
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>>86928270
Episode 16
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I think you've got your days mixed up
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what is Harrenhall worth ?
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>>86928186
a laddah
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It's the biggest castle in Westeros. It may be in ruins, but it's still secure, and its lands will be valuable as well.
So a lot, but it's hard to put a price tag on things like that.
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>>86928316
Is this true? It's the best line in the movie acqu ntree
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>B-B-BUT CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST DID IT FIRST!!!1
But Blair Witch Project was actually good
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>>86928178
agreed.
pinnacle of the genre.
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>>86928178
who are you quoting?
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>>86928189
bad genre bad movie
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>"Omg dude italian horror is soooo good!"
Can Dagos like Lucio Fulci even make actual horror without shock value gore for edgy teenagers to jerk off to?
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but horror is the one place where shock value gore is okay
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No, I prefer my horror movies to be everyone holding hands and no one dies or gets bloody.
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> European horror movie
> tv soap opera tier scenario
> tv soap opera tier camera work
> zooming on earthworms is what makes it "horror"
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I've seen Fateful Findings and I Am Here.....Now. Where do I go next?
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>>86928163
he has only 2 more movies so go for them, obviously
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ITT: the worst character on their shows
I'll start with pic related
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>>86928053
worst of the main cast, yes you got that right
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>Not Jerry or Elaine
Also while I love George, his shtick could get a little tiring.
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Was Kramer the bazinga of the 90s?
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>cute cat cures heroin addiction
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>>86928040
Was a decent film.
His non gf gf was cute.
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>Would you suck a cock to keep your job at McDonalds?
Damn.
Is this the kind of question Americans have to ask themselves on a daily basis?
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>>86927973
no
t.mcdonalds employee
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>>86927973
whatttttttttttttttttttttttt! and no hell, she retarded.
t.ex mcdonalds employee
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>>86927973
I would suck a girl's cock if you understand my meaning