It takes a lot to make a stew
Fuck you you remember this
>>82751176
>>82751627
>not naming it Hollywood.jpg
>Have you guys finished the cinematography, music, script, and lighting yet? Cool, I'll just shout action and get all the credit. No hard feelings.
>>82751159
>cinematography and lighting
That's actually an interesting question
If these third parties do all this critical work, how come the viewer could immediately recognize who directed an Alfred Hitchcock or John Carpenter or Quentin Tarantino or Terry Gilliam or even Michael Bay movie just by viewing five seconds of it?
>>82751159
>Have you guys finished the cinematography
Stop trying to act like you know what you're talking about
>>82751401
Cause the most influential directors use the same 2 or 3 cinematographerso with a distinct look
>theater seats can no longer accommodate my body
>have to bring a beach chair and sit in the handicap area
Do you at least avoid the no singles policy by weighing as much as two people?
That's what I have to do on airplanes
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Literally R*ddit: The Character
>>82750858
it's difficult to be a tough guy when your name is Bender
>>82750858
>not this guy
Are you stupid?
>>82750990
not edgy and le sarcastic enough
What are some movies about movies?
>>82750730
Crash the plane bro
>>82750772
With how many survivors?
Which director is the Shakespeare of film
>>82750707
welles?
William Shakespeare could not, unaided, have produced the immortal writings bearing his name.
He did not possess the necessary literary culture, for the town of Stratford where he was reared contained no school capable of imparting the higher forms of learning reflected in the writings ascribed to him. His parents were illiterate, and in his early life he evinced a total disregard for study. There are in existence but six known examples of Shakspere's handwriting. All are signatures, and three of them are in his will. The scrawling, uncertain method of their execution stamps Shakspere as unfamiliar with the use of a pen, and it is obvious either that he copied a signature prepared for him or that his hand was guided while he wrote. No autograph manuscripts of the "Shakespearian" plays or sonnets have been discovered, nor is there even a tradition concerning them other than the fantastic and impossible statement appearing in the foreword of the Great Folio.
Shakspere's daughters were illiterate. His daughter Judith, at the age of 27, could not even sign her name.
If this guy wrote the plays bearing his name how would he have permitted his own daughter to reach womanhood and marry without being able to read one line of the writings that made her father wealthy and locally famous? It makes no sense.
Chaplin I guess. Or Howard hawks. Maybe john ford
Did Rey save Star Wars?
no, because rey is written poorly, but daisy ridley did. because she a cute.
reylo confirmed
>>82750664
I'd rather take her to my bedroom.
>>82750664
Describe the DCEU in one picture
How come the special effects look great even compared to what we get today?
>>82750454
Models are always the way to go. I honestly get angry thinking about movies these days. We finally have the technology to make the most intricate and detailed fully working animatronics and models for movies and what do they choose to do? CGI everything that will look like garbage in under a month. Think about jaws (or Jurassic park) that movie still looks amazing and they had some half built piece of shit shark that could move its head and open it's mouth. Imagine what we could build these days. Actually pisses me off with the new shark movies coming out as of late like the shallows and that new one. All CGI bullshit. I'm mostly rambling, but Independence day is fantastic.
>>82750932
This. Good models and real explosions go a long way. When I was a kid, a part of me thought they actually blew up the White House and other buildings and that the saucer ships were real because the models were so big and detailed and the way they layered them into the live action shots of the cities was seamless.
>>82750932
CGI is super cheap these days considering you can have the Koreans or Indonesians animate it for pennies
Mad Max Fury Road is the perfect example of how it should be done today
There is a lot of post production that has gone in to it, but what they did was overlay video of other vehicles into a single scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd3fqGaEBTI
You have one film to impress her. What do you watch?
A Serbian Film
>>82750434
>"So is that casting coach shit real? ... Damn you're a real slut ... Get on your knees"
true story, really happened
Massage and kiss her bare soles while she watches some pleb female nonesense.
What does Jay do on Sundays?
Go to mass like a gud boy.
Yoga and orifice loosening exercises.
>>82750386
>that webm
Anyone else want to get in Jay's shitbox?
Is this still the best Netflix Original Series?
Bloodline is better
>>82750244
Maybe it's just me but I don't like reading subtitles
yea narcos is netflixes best show
>>82750058
God damnit, I want to watch this film, but I can only find the stupid fucking 2011 reboot. Fuck this stupid earth, who the fuck allowed them to name it exactly the same as the original?
>>82750205
John Carpenter's The Thing is the probably one of the best movies I've ever seen
>>82750058
Horror..ble movie? Haha
Why is this allowed?
why is this allowed?
>guess which one is Swedish
http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/709071/26696832/1448455008600/the-man-from-uncle-debicki-panna-nerd.gif?token=DnnYv7X1EPqnFehO0PpeN55zefk%3D
> Tarkovsky dismissed color film as a "commercial gimmick" He claimed that in everyday life one does not consciously notice colors most of the time, and that color should therefore be used in film mainly to emphasize certain moments
kek imagine being this butthurt your country can't afford color film stock
>>He claimed that in everyday life one does not consciously notice colors most of the time
Such is life in East Europe.
>>82750036
Well it's good when a filmmaker uses color to emphasize a moment, can't we all agree on that?
Black and white film is patrician though, so he is right