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>jus one lil egrol

>>81309307
is that his nutsack? or just a belly roll?

>>81309386
I don't think a lot of fat ever goes to your nuts, but with that sort of anatomy there's no telling where the fuck any loose wad of flesh originated from

Somebody reply to my thread

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I'll reply but i'll also sage

>>81316498
You may have ocean madness but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.

I've never watched it.

Shoulld I?

ITT: """Historical""" movies that never happened

He seems like the kind of guy that would jack off to anime

I prefer the crossover between my dick and your mom's ass.

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>>81314380
wrong

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>>81314530
>mfw Timmy cucked Jimmy

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>>81314227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al1iIUPpMVs

>>81314227
I love korean cinema but I couldn't finish this movie. I quit about halfway through.

>>81314300
Shame, you missed the most awesome scene of the entire movie. Why didn't you like it?

Also yeah, Korean cinema is awesome. The Host is also a favorite of mine, as is Oldboy.

>>81313877
he just did

>>81313877
>holds up spork

>>81313877
orange slices give energy. he had no energy. put two and two together, dingus.

Ronnie Blimpf

Bonchmarf Klimpst

Gandald Bondst

>>81313524
>"..alf...come over here." says willie, gesturing for alf to sit next to him on the couch.
>alf climbs up and plops his fat harry ass on the middle cushion next to willie.
>"..alf..oh,how do i put this?" willie says while adjusting his posture to face alf comfortably.
>"the crack was something i found....ahh..laying around in the driveway one day as was taking the trash out. an-"
>alf shaking his head and holding it down as willie tells this obvious lie.
>"i'm goint to stop you right there,willie." says alf motioning willie to stop with both his large harry hands.
>"look. i know where you got the crack and i know why you like..oh how should i put this, the penis."
>willie's eyes widen a bit. "oh... you do?" he says while rubbing his chin anxiously.
>"yes. i do. and i don't agree with it one bit." alf says as if he is some kind of moral guru."
>there's a pause and they both sit there and look at each other.
>"well?" ask willie.
>" y-." alf is interrupted by a knock at the door.
>*tonk* tonk* tonk*.
>"you know the drill alf." says willie up and making his way to the door, relieved slightly of the situation.
>willie turns to make sure alf is no where to be seen before he opens the door.
>"alf!. get the fuck outta here and hide, alf. for the love of god!" says willie desperately waving alf out.

i'll keep typing till i get burned out. i'll let you all know which post is the last one unless the thread dies before that.

>>81314780
<"all right. all right. i'm going." alf says as he is sliding down off the couch. "but don't think you've gotten out of this,willie.". and he scurries off into the kitchen.
>willie lets out a sigh of relief ans peeks through the peep hole.
>willie's eyes widen and a look of fear and panic befall his face as he turns and backs up fast against the door.
>"hello?" the cop outside says and uses the knocker again.
>*tonk *tonk *tonk.
>"this is officer cartman and officer gibson wi-.."
>"shit! they've found me! i don't know how but they found me!" thinks willie in a panic and paranoid state. he makes a bolt to the kitchen thinking he can get to the garage and drive off in the wagon and be gone before they know it.

>>81315420
>alf is face deep in the fridge rummaging around for anything to satisfy his hunger when willie zooms by without saying a word.
>"what the?" alf says starlted and looks out around the fridge towards the door to the outside, catching a glimpse of willie.
>he makes his way cautiously to the service window to peek into the living room.

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Simply put? you for bot posting

its always fun on Masterchef to see a guest chef with actual renown or credit from his peers tell Ramsey "actually, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about" and he immediately changes his mind

>>81313452
go home /ck/

It was fun and is doing pretty alright so far.

>>81313343
>flops

Wasn't that shit like #2 at the box office?

They know power rangers fans are fat autistic faggots. Probably why the movie is doing so well

He's still working for Trump.

>>81313284
Bannon was a KEK.

>>81313284
>fake news
yes

UNO

STINKY

>>81313265
how could i forget my favorite kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xyJz2zSGU

>>81313163
fag

>>81313163

RICHAAAAAAARD

>>81313163
These threads are never as long as they should be.

>>81313073
Have you seen Kessler lately?? He looks like a meth-head. I would hate to see him at 40 or so. The chick was always creepy as fuck.

>>81313153
he was always a degenerate sjw coke head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P2synObts

>>81313073

They weren't bad until they tried to make comedy their main thing. I think that was more the last gasp of G4 trying to stay relevant then anything though.

They actually had some decent criticisms most of the time and didn't just bash on things because "lol I hate mmmoporgors".

A dead nigga dont no unless u fuck some nigga up

Emma Stone is a talentless actress and a herpes whore
Emma Watson is a talentless actress and a sexprude
Emma Roberts is a talentless actress and an erotic dominatrix

>>81312977
>Emma Stone
never met here

>Emma Watson
is a huge fucking bitch, tried to get everybody kicked out of a bar on Thayer St when I was there because she "didn't want people bothering her" maybe don't go the fuck out then?

Yea, she's a UN goodwill ambassador that's pro refugee but refuses to spend any time in any non first world country or with any refugees

Also fucking Brown? way to reach for the stars there Emma, couldn't get into fucking Cornell?

>Emma Roberts
don't know, haven't met her.