Thoughts on who should play Carnage?
I say Jim Carrey
>>84658576
how is carnage different from venom?
>>84658590
Venom straddles the line between villain and anti hero. He hates Spider-Man, but g is still capable of doing the right thing. Or at least focusing his murder on bad guys
Carnage is just a nutcase. He was a murderer before the symbiote and that amplified it. I like Jim Carrey for it. He has the right combo of mania and dramatic chops
YOU JUST KNOW
I liked it a lot except I have two issues
1.why did Baby ever agree to go on with the heist after they shot the crooked cops? He could've said no and fugged off
2. Wtf was that ending?either he and his girl didn't age at all in five years and his girl stayed with him or he appealed and got his sentenced lessened but they didn't show that shit
>>84658539
1) bats would have literally killed him if he fucked up his plans
2) the ending was shit, yeah
Honestly I was close to giving the movie 10 out of 10, and then those last 40 seconds seemed so forced
>>84658539
I thought the ending was suppose to be his fantasy and not reality. At least not the reality he will experience yet but will when he gets out later in life.
I thought the beginning of the movie was way too strong for the rest of it too, the introduction of his character and that first heist was great, then the opening credits tracking shot right after that was really enjoyable. I also liked the Was he slow song too.
This movie would have been fifteen minutes long if it was about the 2016 presidential election
>two party systems
>>84658444
>woah, you mean I'm the deciding vote between Hillary and Trump?
>Looks like it's my job to make America great again!
>credits
"So, Bud, the vote that decides the election is yours. Choose carefully, becau-"
"TRUMP, LOCK HER UP"
here lies /tv/ too
>>84658242
haha imagine bring a virgin in this day and age when literally everyone has apps to have sex with random strangers and no one is exclusive to each other haha
>>84658296
t. virgin
>>84658323
I had multiple sex partners :)
ITT: Films normies will never understand
>>84658170
>tfw you say some dumb opinion out loud and now you got to defend it to save face
What went so wrong in Jay's life that made him become such a pleb? Dislikes films from Inarritu, Malick and Refn, but holds John Waters as the pinnacle of cinema?
Blade Runner is boring but The Avengers aka a Marvel assembly line product is a masterpiece?
Where does he get off?
>>84659104
He spents most of his days watching terrible obscure VHS movies and has to pay attention, of course Avengers must be a fucking treat.
Jesus /tv/ try to think from another perspective once in a while.
republitards about to be BTFO
>>84658064
WAS FORCED MEMES
>niggers dealing crack
yeah how will whites ever recover?
>movie night with my trumptard friend
>put this movie on
>as soon as it starts, his eyes roll back into his head and he starts visibly convulsing and frothing at the mouth
>after movie is finished, I turn it off
>he returns to normal
>"anon, I thought you said you were going to put a movie?"
>"that was 3 hours ago, the movies finished"
>show him the criterion bluray cover
>"is this some kind of joke? The cover is completely blank. I don't understand..."
Dr. Strangelove is one of the ultimate pleb filters.
>>84658009
I don't know what you're trying to say.
>>84658009
Wow, that movie about democrats and their cold war ruse really made me think about how drumpf is evil
What's more embarrassing, going to the theater by yourself or with your mom?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13366081
>>84657936
going by yourself.
If you go with you mom/parents it's understandable. Maybe it's a routine thing or a way to spend time together since you don't live there/see them much anymore
>>84657936
what's wrong with spending time with your parents?
>>84657936
I go to the movies with my family all the time
How did anybody take this shit seriously?
At least he didn't have a vagina on his head this time.
>>84657899
Criminal Minds was one of the best comedies of the last decade.
>>84657899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_HiQ8bPqQg
Lemur monkey
I'd fuck that lemur monkey
>>84658140
Is there anything you won't fuck?
>>84658140
Enjoy your aids or herpes
Should DC introduce Wonder Woman's twin sister, Nubia?
More
>>84657891
princess of muhdic, ghana.
>>84657891
Actually, that'd be really great. She's a character who's never been properly utilized.
>build critical infrastructure needed to industrialize your nation
>replace archaic, useless samurai parasites with modern, professional army
>successfully end revolt by samurai
>Emperor takes everything he owns because he has an emotional attachment to Ken Watanabe- the traitor that sabotaged railroads and killed Japanese soldiers because he couldn't accept that society no longer needed swordsmen
Has there ever been a case where the bad guy did literally nothing wrong worse than this one?
>>84657741
Not as bad as what happened to him historically.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%8Cmura_Masujir%C5%8D
Dude was mugged by a gang of former samurai and slowly died from an infected wound.
>industrialization is good
you were mistaken at the core premise my boy
>>84657910
>industrialization is bad
Snowfall series premiere tonight at 10. You ready to learn about the war on drugs anons?
Should be pretty good. I need something to get me through the summer until other shows come back.
I'm in, fuck it. I have a good feeling about this show.
It's either this or Blood Drive, and since Blood Drive is better when I can skip commercials I will give this the benefit of the doubt tonight
Why have quips become a necessity in every movie? Literally everything that doesn't have quips will be eaten alive by critics, and all films now are trying to copy the "marvel quip" formula
This is something that started just a few years ago, pretty bizarre
pic kind of related
Youtube-raised millennials have short attention spans.
The ongoing dumbing down of media. Soon we will be burning books.
coral
What did he mean by this?
>>84657227
"I'm trying to stay relevant"
How can he be gay if hes banged Emma Stone?
He fucks chicks to be not all the way gay