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>Shrekfest is today
>no thread

anyone else here?
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Looks like there's a bunch of normies there, so of course we aren't talking about it.
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wish i was:(
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I find it so interesting to see things you've seen being released turning into cultural icons decades after it
Like my little brother didn't experience a world where shrek and 9/11 don't exist

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I finally got a non korsub version of this and I was ready to have a wonderful evening given all the shilling of the past months. Well fuck you, this movie is terrible, I have never seen a worse capeshit than this, and my list includes guardians of reddit and martha vs martha. For god's sake I'll never watch anything posted on this shit board anymore. Fuck you. The only good things about this shit movie were Gal's thighs.
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>>87258938
Poorfag's opinions aren't valid. Spend 10 bucks next time and see it in the theater
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>>87258938
>The only good things about this shit movie were Gal's thighs.

worth the price of admission imho
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>watches capeshit
>blames it on /tv/

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Who would win?
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Sauron, by a mile
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Mr. Blue da di du who stands for days right in front of the king of the north for days because the water isn't completely frozen and who prefers to shoot down a moving target over a target that stands still and carries the queen of an enemy army can't defeat anything.

Oh wait, he now has a magical dragon that destroys huge, magical walls in seconds. I guess he could just fly into mordor and within 10 seconds Saurons littler tower would be dust.
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Sauron. He lives near a volcano to get obsidian from and is a master of industry so he could arm his own hordes with dragonglass

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What magical food did you want to try the most lads? I wanted butterbeer
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butterbeer sounds like a yeast infection
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>>87258842
>>87258885
Yeast infection is nothing compared to watching any flick from the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>87258965
i love you

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What went right?
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https://youtu.be/6s9sjPzyQjk
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>>87504866

Literally the only memorable part
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>>87504834
The pterodactyls. Only plebs bitch about this film

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Whats next for Bobby DeNiro's Career?
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>>87502247
Death
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>>87502247
something that involves being angry, only thing he's good at
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>>87502247
will they forgive him for saying nigger in movies?

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>Friday night

Why are you here?
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>>87501710
I got stuff to do in the morning so I'm hanging with the lads after that.
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>>87501710
No money
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>>87501710
I'm not

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It actually looks good.
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Reminder that George "refugees welcome" Clooney was among those who complained when African refugees got too close to his favorite vacation mansion in Milan.
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>>87258840
>it's a thinly-veiled /pol/ thread
oh boy here we go again
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>>87258840
>>87258840
the coen brothers wrote this movie years ago

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>>87258837
>OP doesn't know about "Blazing Samurai"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blazing_Samurai
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>>87258837
Fuck off, this can never be remade and be as good. The studios own diversity policies would mean that they would never be able to cause offense at the expense of a minority which would defeat the entire point.

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>Joaquin Phoenix as him

Hmm... has potential
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>it's an sjw thriller about him being a serial butter rapist whose down on his luck agent (idris elba) needs to piece together evidence to prove his clients guilt
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>>87258760

Never.

Named the jew too much.

Are there any good movies about plagues/diseases or other massive outbreaks?
Not particularly zombie movies.
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>>87258697
Outbreak
I am Legend
Andromeda Strain
Contagion
Dawn of the Dead
28 Days/weeks later
The Omega man.
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>>87259708
>I am Legend

He said "good"
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The Crazies

>I know privilege when I see it
What did Netflix mean by this?
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das rite white boi
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>>87258682
>What did Netflix mean by this?
That he is a billionaire by inheritance and is by all measures "privileged".

Luke Cage didnt say that shit to Daredevil or Jessica jones so idk why you alt-right sjws are trying to act like it was a race thing.
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>>87258682
>being born a billionaire isnt privileged
ok

Was it /kino/ ?

This sounds like an interesting movie..
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it was pretty good
the second half does drag on a tad too long tho
probably colin's best performance as well
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>>87258615
yes kino all the way through. dont listen to these 2nd half was bad fags. ending was great
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Is this a movie on social commentary or a light comedy?

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>Character sits out in the warm breeze, watchings stars
>Listens to full version of Shine On You Crazy Diamond
What are some movies that do this ?
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>>87258546
>character sits all alone in his dimly lit apartment bedroom feeling the cold draft from the window
>listens to hey you while tears rolls down his cheeks

why do this movie exist?

What are some movies with an aesthetic similar to Michale Mann's?
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