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Which companions have done anal? Which companions enjoy it?

>>83175389
Adric

>>83175389
Jack

it's not just about the air. there could be a lot of things on alien planets that might be bad for you if they come into contact with you

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>>83175347
>>omg why didn't they wear helmets?

This has always been a goofy nitpick. Enjoy the film's narrative, don't worry about goofy details

>>83175397
seriously
I wouldn't take off my space helmet if I landed in australia

>I didn't understand a movie
>It must be pretentious

Finally someone not afraid to speak the truth. Good on you!

what was the point of the big cheeked woman

anti-white cuck propaganda, which is par for the course in the MSM at this point

>>83175330
Literally Jewish writers/producers.

>>83175330
I've only seen two episodes of that show but it was so god damned boring! The PM fucking a pig ep was a perfect example of dragging out ten minutes worth of content to 45 minutes. AWFUL!

What did you expect? It's a Michael Haneke film.

>>83175175
>>83175218
delete these

This and Cache are by far his most overrated.

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Here's forty shillings on the drum
For those who volunteer to come,
To 'list and fight the foe today
Over the Hills and far away

O'er the hills and o'er the Main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw

Brings back some memories man, I might have to re-watch this amazing series now. I remember my favourite episode was Sharpe's Enemy.

>>83175136
Bump
Where can I find a good complete set?

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>>83175583
>Where can I find a good complete set?
https://mega.nz/#F!ygUBGRIY!Vo1b4w6eXG2OIXqVL0i8ZQ

stfu retard all that shit has no deeper meaning

he literally made that ship up as he went along

The greek adonis idea was great. Should have stay 25 feet tall, though. execution was shit. and should have played into the biomechanical aspect more.

>>83175144

Why am I a retard? When did I say they had deeper meaning? When did I imply that he didn't make it up as he went along?

I don't think you understood my post. Read it again, maybe. Call a friend and have him explain it to you, perhaps.

I enjoyed it. Fassbender did a great job.

>>83175090

Fassbender is great, but the Alien is garbage.

It's not even one xenomorph throughout the movie. It's a series of them that they keep killing way too easily and it can only happen because each one births and grows faster than the previous for literally no explainable reason. None of them feel threatening because they can just be shot to death with basic weaponry that every character has. It's kind of like if you had the bug-style cannonfodder xenos from Aliens but they only came at you one at a time.

pretty fucking good but critics will be critics

if this was a standalone it'ld be praised as the best thing ever but all these oldfags are attached to their idea of what an alien film 'should' be

Nah this will be kino like Fifth Element

I hope

The fuck is this

It'll flop so hard, I almost feel bad for Besson. But he's a hack and it's mostly a bunch of Jews losing money anyway.

>browse /tv/ just as usual
>i hear some weird noise coming from the kitchen
>have a gun but decide to quetly dial police
>operator not responding
>fuck, i guess i need to do it myself
>get my gun and slowly walk to the kitchen
>i quickly open the door and scream
>the guy seems to be using my stove and flipping the pan over it
>without really thinking i decided to shoot at him after he moved, thinking he was going to attack me
>i try to dump entire mag into a fucker
>click click click empty
>i quickly chekc the gun and notice there is no magazine for some reason
>the guy seem to be doing his business and picks out something out of his pocket
>its a magazine from my gun
>after few seconds realise the guy flipping the pan is cooking some bacon and eggs
>the guy is Eric fucking Roberts
>?????????????????
>He hands me a stack of paper and a check for 500k
>?????????????????
>I stand there shocked
>"I didn't eat this morning, sorry." Says Eric Roberts.
>After he finishes he leaves and closes the door behind him
>I slowly decide to follow him dowstairs holding bunch of paper with text on it and cash he gave me
>I walk outside and he is gone
>Massive horde of people with cameras and microphones notice me and charge at me
>They ask me questions about my movie and how was i able to make such a hit
>?????????????????
>I ignore it all and go back home, sit on a couch and just think about what just happened
>I notice text on paper that Eric Roberts gave me
>It appers to be a script for a movie
>The author is me
>The date on it is 2027
>Eric Roberts is a part of it
>Realize there is a magazine in my gun
>Fucking gamestop

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>w-
>He's already filmed the sequel, Sir.

>>83174898
is this a real movie or...

>>83174548

A B A T A P

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>>83174548
К I N O =\= A B A T A P

The lobster's good, with quails' eggs and sliced seaweed.

>>83174314
"OPs a fucking cocksucking faggot"

"It's true. Jason has no dick."

Whites were a. Istakes

>>83174304
Is this niggress kino?

Haha white people amirite? :)

>>83174286
Engineers

>>83174798
Why would engineers need human wheat though?

>>83174286
Why is there wheat... on a planet FULL OF ALIENS

>>83174271
Why is it always some mulatto mix? Most of the world population is in Asia and political power is flowing their way too.

>>83174382
to create division and have white people discussing those pointless why's while completely ignoring the federal reserve banking

>>83174382
>political power flowing their way

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA