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>>84987141
Wait, you watch current movies?

>>84987141
Last movie I watched was Alien Covenant and people cried in it.

>>84987385
Yes

Where did the crying go?

drink alcohol everyday until your brain is a piece of shit

Just watch these new ape flicks and nolan movies
it's essentially capeshit if you actually have even the slightest amount of taste

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>>84987112
I got you pham

>>84987052
Who the fuck is Jasmine?

Will Smith is the Genie!
Naomi Scott is Jasmine!
Mena Massoud is officially Aladdin!
ALADDIN will take not only from the original film, but from 1,001 ARABIAN NIGHTS

>>84987075
its from ALADDIN live action-remake from Mouse

>>84986909
It's great. Just don't be an idiot and expect a huge action blockbuster from a film in the Planet of the Apes series.

I loved it, but make your own opinion. I swear people just want to follow everyone else's

Its shit like everything over 90% during the last four years.

http://anon-ib.la/c/res/60235.html

For anyone who hasn't seen yet

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>>84987012

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>>84987211

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She hot as fug desu

It's because she's a cunt

this frog posted the trap thread

ban him

>>84986679
Can I get a quick rundown?

>>84986744
This. Who has died?

>>84986893
Some stuntguy missed the foam pad on a fall and died

>>84986678
The former.

He's a shitty actor but he never pretended otherwise

What a fucking physique.

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>>84986699

>>84986458
How can they be wrong if they don't actually do anything?

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>>84986475
BASED PAJEET

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>>84986458

Go to your local Goodwill. Get a working VCR for five dollars. Get a copy of Brendan Faser's Mummy movie for a dollar. Then you're set.

You'd best have a 4:3 television too.

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>>84986467
He's talking about the current Mummy movie, not the one you were in Fraser.
>>84986408
Yes. Pic related.

>>84986408
no

/thread

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The movie was true to the comic AND improved the ending. You can only go down from here

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>>84986997
>improved the ending

This is always said from people don't fully understand the comic book. I think the movie was OK but it was only visually and narratively adherent to the novel, it pretty much tossed some of the best symbolism and thematic elements from the book. It's not even Snyder's fault really, one of the great things about watchmen is how it uses the comic medium to it's advantage, and that simply cannot be replicated in a TV/Movie adaptation

>>84986324
I just watched the movie again, and I'm still amazed that they managed to make every treasured line from the book sound rote and flat. Every store besides Rorschach and Manhattan sucked on ice, and the sets were so art directed that they looked like stage sets from a Broadway show. Watch and Sally Jupiter scene and tell me that actress can act. The old age makeup was horrendous. Nothing worked, and Snyder's the reason. I look forward to seeing what HBO does with the material.

>>84986283
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Why are there attractive people?

>pushing Dane Dehaan as an actor
when will this meme die?

>>84986320
>actors are ugly
no

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>>84986279
It's a shame we'll never get a film about the adventures of Gimli and Legolas post RotK. I guess it would probably be generic schlock anyway.

>>84986368
How did Gimli know what a nervous system was?

>>84986279
Serious questions:
Why was pipeweed portrayed as marijuana rather than tobacco, which it canonically is?
Why was Gimli portrayed as comic relief when the Dwarves are a serious race and Gimli was a deadly serious character?
Why did Legolas use shields as snow/skateboards when that is anachronistic and also just plain annoying?
Why were the books gutted, making an action movie for 15-25 year olds, reducing to nothing the aesthetic and philosophical significance of this work?

>>84986015
bad logic: the post

>>84986015
>/tv/ is one person
dude, there are millions of 4chan users every day, sure most go to /po/, but /tv/ is a pretty big board too

Not thick enough, who cares about muscles