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>>84098595
Paul Walker?

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You fucking retard, you managed to fuck up the trope. it's
>You don't

>>84098560
Sorry I don't want watch garbage flicks

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>>84098418
Bad, lots of bad but here is one..
>be me, summer of 2013 and 18 years old
>go to see a film alone on a weekday(Pompeii kek)
>only a few other people in the theatre thankfully
>get seated, waiting for the film to start/trailers
>2 teenage looking girls come and sit next to me
>after a few minutes of them blabbing, one of them tries to talk to me
>oh fuck(1080 YIFY).mkv
>asks me mundane shit and I am responding with disinterest but just want to be left alone
>near the end of the interrogation she can tell I don't want to talk but can't take the obvious hints
>asks out of desperation "So are you here by yourself?!?!" with an annoyed tone
>respond with "yes" and then she finally stops talking to me
>have to watch a movie next to two annoying fucking girls

>>84098636
Fuck, I meant to type 2014.*

>best
freshman year of high school i went to see grindhouse with my gf and she played with my butt through death proof
>worst
every other time i've been to the theater

>>84098088
>42 views
This is some really blatant shilling, LowBudgetFilms. Please stop, /tv/ is a vitriolic place that loves to tear things apart. Try shilling on reddit, they tend to be more forgiving than /tv/.

>>84098088
>dat laugh track
Wow, this is absolutely terrible. I'm feeling a light 0/10.

>>84098046
sorry meant to put kernit i didnt know what was on the picture so i panicked and put Reaman

unironically Problem Child 2

/tpg. is dead

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>>84097897
So I had a dream last night that I fucked Shelly Johnson

>i ride into town on my bike
>seeing a lot of familiar faces
>hey pete! oh look, there's mike. wtf he's a lawyer now?
>everyone seems happy to see me, like i've been away a long time
>cruise up to the double r diner
>doc hayward's leaving just as i walk in
>gives me a weird look, don't know what to make of it
>"falling" starts playing
>goddamn, twin peaks is so comfy
>grab myself a seat at the counter
>that giggling wench heidi takes my order
>"a cup of coffee and a piece of that famous cherry pie, toots"
>couple minutes later shelly johnson serves me
>holy shit she's even more beautiful than in season 2
>she winks at me, almost like she's trying to flirt with me
>feel myself go red like a twelve-year-old who just had his first kiss
>we start small talking
>she's asking how i've been, as if i used to live here and i've finally returned after a long absence
>turns out she's single
>has a young daughter but she's away at camp
>i have a feeling that i can seal the deal
>she's really into me
>decide to tell her a joke:
>"a couple of penguins are walking across an iceberg and the first one says to the second, 'you look like you’re wearing a tuxedo'"
>"and the second one says, 'well maybe i am'"
>she bursts out laughing
>success.exe
>next thing i know
>smash cut
>we're in her bedroom
>i'm pounding away
>she's so fucking tight
>holy fucking shit, this is the best dream i've had in living memory
>glance at the mirror on her door as we're making the beast with two backs
>wtf why is my forehead so huge
>now we're lying next to each other
>i'm stroking her luscious hair, she has her dainty hand on my chest
>she looks up into my eyes
>her mouth opens
>"i always knew you were cool, james
And then I woke up"

GTFO

>>84097470
who hurt you

>>84097470
kek

must be ancient but I've never seen it, good memedredging anon

wow no replies to my thread. guess its time for me to drop some henry dangerous pill bombs.

>>84097614
Go ahead faggot

>>84097614
Were waiting