is gandalf a pedo?
>>84616256
no frodo was of age, and before you say "but Gandalf is like 100s of years old" remember no one bats an eye when hugh hefner has a 20 year old playboy bunny on his arm
>>84616256
Frodo was 33 at the start of LOTR and when he left the shire he was 50
>>84616490
>waste 17 yrs of his life being gandalfs slave
holy shit
I want my crew
I AM OPTIMUS PRIME
>>84616140
I'm just a Decpticon I spose. And I want my crew.
>>84616140
Nice tusks, Snuffleuppagus!
>directed in 1993
>story starts in 1996
So the director really thought that scientists would invent cryogenic stasis in 3 years??
inb4 the shells
>>84615961
Neil Armstrong thought we'd have moon colonies by the 90s.
We sure showed him!
>>84615961
the original story was written in 1986.
Why aren't actresses required to do more for a role than just read their lines?
>>84615909
Why hasn't Jessica Biel been cast in anything for like the last 10 years that isn't voicework
Hmmmmm
>>84615909
Because screenwriters & directors generally regard women as basically being props for male characters.
>biel still hasn't been cast in capeshit
;_;
anyone like gossips? this one def gives a much creepier vibe to that photobomb
When is ignoring someone more than just ignoring? Well, if you are this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee it is because you have fended off the advances of this married A list singer/actor more than once.
Emma Stone/Justin Timberlake
>>84615760
They would make a cute couple. Nothing wrong with a man going after something he wants.
I'll say that about Justin.
He got taste.
>blind items
are you a 40 year old housewife?
what the fuck is this guys accent? I can barely understand him and I have no trouble understanding what anyone else is saying
YELLA KING
Southern redneck accent.
Also known as white nigger.
CAJUN you dummy
What would be your quip before you killed someone in righteous vengeance for something? Best to have it prepared in advance just in case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2x8gd2v-M
>>84615657
a lot of the best ones are situation dependant, so it'd difficult to have one preparedlet off some steam, Bennett
>>84615657
"Draw."
>>84615657
"I'll have what she's having, death" bang bang bang
>movie night with my trumptard friend
>put this movie on
>as soon as it starts, his eyes roll back into his head and he starts visibly convulsing and frothing at the mouth
>after movie is finished, I turn it off
>he returns to normal
>"anon, I thought you said you were going to put a movie?"
>"that was 3 hours ago, the movies finished"
>show him the criterion bluray cover
>"is this some kind of joke? The cover is completely blank. I don't understand..."
I don't understand a god damn thing you said.
>>84615436
Did no one notice that's a KC-135, not a B-52?
What
TWO
DRUMPHHHJHH
NEO-MEME
>>84615352
BONALD BLUMPFTH GIVE ME THE SCOOPS
>White Power Ranger
How was this allowed?
>>84615016
Tigerranger*
>>84615016
People weren't all pussified faggots in the 90s
It was different time
Who is best gothfu?
>not wanting Elvira to spit on you
The actress who played TV Motricia was hot, even when she was not Morticia
>pic related
But fucking hell 90's movie Morticia was ugly as fuck
Holy shit! I never thought eating meat was this bad.
>>84614912
Of course you didn't. You're so ignorant you voted for Trump.
What's so bad about it?
>>84614978
It's literally destroying our planet.
Paterson is a far better art film than any of Refn's pretentious nonsense.
>>84614810
I don't see why would you compare the work of Jim Jarmusch with Refn entirely different types of films.
>>84614810
I am inclined to agree with you, because Paterson is easily the best conservative film of the last ten years.
>pushes traditional gender roles
>has a comfortable admiration for Eisenhower-era America
>glorifies no degenerate behavior. the one character who comes close is instantly squashed
>realistically portrays the vices and virtues of being working class
>>84614810
I thought it was great. But, why the comparison?
Why does /tv/ never talk about this masterpiece?
Is their sexuality so fragile they can't watch a movie about gays?
>>84614735
i think most are too afraid they might get aroused hahahaha
>>84614820
hahahaha
>>84614820
>>84614991
I didn't say that.
It's not a porno.
It's about emotions. Beautiful cinematography.
Will 2017 finally be his year?
>>84614603
SS actually did well, despite him, not because of him anyway.
>>84614768
what the fuck are you talking about he was the only good character and had the most screentime
>>84614603
>Will 2017 finally be his year?
>WILL
stupid reddit and their dumb puns