/tv/ - The Movie
theyre all scumbags
>>87651676
Nah, Chip actually had somewhat of a social life and he wasn't racist.
>>87651761
He learned the facts of life from watching the facts of life.
Recently I decided to re-read a few Harry Potter books and rewatch their respective movies, just for a nostalgia trip. I like the books despite how mediocre the writing is, sue me.
So anyway, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give the last four movies to David Yates? The directing is all over the place. They skip over important things and dwell too much on shit no one really cares about. Crucial events are happen too fast, some key scenes look and feel super awkward, it's all rushed and lacks any real tension and emotion. And then there's Hallows Pt.2 which is basically "Harry Potter and the completely unnecessary and inferior re-imagining of the Battle of Hogwarts by David Yates". Like, fuck, I know these kind of movies always change some stuff, but this guy made virtually EVERYTHING up with that one, including some remarkably retarded scenes.
>hallows book: Harry sneaks into a castle run by Voldemort's people and tries to remain unseen for obvious reasons
>hallows 2nd movie: lol harry shows himself as soon as snape asks because yeah let everyone know harry potter is here!
Just fucking why?
And then there's the tone. I get that the movie is portraying dark times but that doesn't mean literally everything has to be grey and washed out, fuck these movies are so UGLY.
And I'm sure he even had something to do with Radcliffe's atrocious acting in these movies
Is this guy a complete hack or what? Are his other movies good?
Harry Potter 1-3 is pure kino, 4 is ok
David Yates ruined the series, but so did Rowling with that abomination known as Deathly Hallows
>>87651967
Really I don't get why they didn't give all the movies to CuarĂ³n after how well he did in the third one, but somehow this guy was called back to direct the whole series after 5.
>>87651967
This. 1-3 are great
1 and 2 are like budget Spielberg but not in a bad way
JJ Abrams is now Directing Star Wars Episode IXhttps://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwizyN2CnaDWAhWIiFQKHY4QABwQqUMIKjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadline.com%2F2017%2F09%2Fjj-abrams-star-wars-episode-9-director-colin-trevorrow-lucasfilm-disney-1202167681%2F&usg=AFQjCNGN6_fHlg5M2YbkQhz9T4b5hQguDg
>>87651502
Hilarious if real.
Now the cunt has to answer his own shitty "mystery box" questions.
OP Here.
It's very VERY REAL.
Look it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae4xlZlsSLE
Can someone legitimately explain to me how this isn't illegal?
>>87651485
Aren't Muslims allowed to practice their beliefs in Europe?
>>87651485
What part should be illegal? Making a 42 minute report on basically nothing?
>>87651485
>It should be illegal to have offensive opinions and express them to others
Spoken like a true Eurocuck
>BM/WF
Why is it every fucking time?
Will you watch it?
I am right wing but I don't understand why people have such a problem with race mixing
We all have to live on the same planet, racial division is just going to cause massive problems in the future
>>87651421
Do you want the real answer, or do you want me to regurgitate /pol/ conspiracies?
>>87651481
but why is it always a black male and white female? Why do we rarely ever see white male/black female?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiKeMWSIkvo
>The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next
>>87652230
you're used to being accused of being a child molester?
What was her fucking problem?
I don't remember this episode.
>>87652279
its the one where theres a new teacher and shes been shitting all over bobby and peggy absolutely hates her, and peggy ends up doing bobby's homework and a bunch of other kids'
thats all i remember
>>87651308
Some people think too think of themselves bur are egotistic and dumb enough to not do any real thing about it, so they end up in shit low end jobs like being a teacher.
So they become salty and bitter and strict thinking that adds value to the shit job they do.
They're just living failures
If It landed on Gotham instead of Derry, what would happen? Which clown would win?
Joker isn't a clown.
>>87651190
Neither is Pennywise.
>>87651190
>literally called the Clown Prince of Crime
OKAY
>Class mates start talking about movies
>Class sneeds start talking about feeds
>"BvS was a good movie"
I graduated high school in 2005
So you wanna be a playa, but your wheels ain't fly
YOU GOT TO PIMP MY RIDE
8 PLAYSTATIONS
is it true they made them give the car back after the show? also I would be mortified to be driving around in some of the clown cars this show produced.
Has anyone ever actually watched these? Or is it just horror movie shelf filler
>>87650820
I watched the first faces of death a long ass time ago, probably in middle school. I still remember the part where all the rich people are hitting the monkey that has it's head stuck thru the table so they can eat it's brains.
>>87650820
>As seen on TV
>>87650877
So is it a snuff film or reenactments? Theres like 8 of these i think but nothing about them online except a way to buy them
Is "too dark/pessimistic" a valid criticism?
>>87650799
no, "bad actors/bland screenplay" is.
>>87650799
Not really in and of itself. All you're doing is describing the tone. If the tone is wrong for the material thats one thing.
>>87650862
Then why was there hatred for TD season 2?
Comfy combos !
What's your comfy combo for today ?
Starship troopers eggs and fried taters with almond milk for me.
>>87650478
Clean your fucking hotplate
>>87650478
Frying am egg in a pot. Is this typical for euro poors?
>>87650478
Frying am egg in a pot. Is this typical for euro poors?
what the FUCK does "kino" mean and why has it popped up over the last few months?
it's this weird type of food, it's pretty good though
>>87650417
>it's this weird type of food, it's pretty good though
I don't like the texture desu
>>87650361
itls like onik but said backwards
>you're pitching the policeman's ball to a black teenager
WOW! my almonds.. they've been.. activated!!! police really hate black people!!
>>87650316
Or black teenagers hate police
i knew you trumpanzees would be triggered by that line
he's saying black people hate police you retard