Holy shit, the 3rd season quality drop is ridiculous. What the hell happened with this show, they changed all the writers?
It's two things:
1. Lots of new writers who aren't good.
2. The Dan Harmon Meltdown (TM). Where Harmon injects his personal bullshit into everything and ruins good things he's made. Same thing happened to Community.
>>86707020
>new writers who consist of tumblr hambeasts and pansexual people who literally wear "PUNCH NAZIS" shirts to writers meetings
>Dan Harmon's wife cucked him while she was on vacation, came back, divorced him, and then moved to Ireland to live with the guy while riding off of her Harmontown fame and fat settlement check.
>Harmon's meltdown alienated Roiland from his own project
>Ryan Ridley, arguably one of the show's greatest assets, is less involved.
>>86707020
>The Dan Harmon Meltdown
This is it. People here love to whine about "le women writers" but the real problem is Dan Harmon imploding like he always does. Shit writers/writing is just a symptom.
What the fuck was his problem
You think it ever bothers Alec Baldwin that he's typecast as "rich arrogant asshole" in everything he does? Granted, it's probably not far off from reality, but still.
>>86706953
He just wanted pussy all to himself.
>>86706953
he will never get his 30 rock days back
Why did the movie end just as Thelma and Louise were doing a jump across the Grand Canyon? I wanted to see if they got to Mexico or not.
>>86706819
What was their endgame?
>>86706819
why would brad pitt rape them?
>>86706840
Crashing that car, with no survivors
How come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know?
>>86706684
Generation Kill had no business being as good as it was.
>>86708266
screwby. i think it worked because they knew when to play up the funny shit and when to sit back and let the fucked up aspects of it take center stage. top tier bantz, ray and brad superbros.
>>86706684
Thanks OP, now I'm reminiscing about Camp Pendleton.
Never had the pleasure to meet any 1st Recon Bn alumni of that specific battalion, apart from Gen Mattis at a birthday ball.
Last I checked Iceman is still in as a Master Sergeant though.
Are we all just gonna ignore that the mail guy died in that last episode?
RIP my man
F
my man
>she
edition
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Meanwhile: >>86702256
>>86707280
My sister (who stopped watching after Part 5 or 6) called season three disgusting and misogynistic, she said me watching it is no different from her watching Game of Thrones and Westworld.
Which Twin Peaks actress (not character) would you most like to go on a Venetian gondola ride with?
>>86707482
Nafessa Williams
>parody fight scene is better then the scene its parodying
woah....
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9rDRDHmCAc&ab_channel=KingMakk
>>86707215
Alright, neat, but what is it a parody of? Is there a video to compare it to? Spoon feed me senpai.
>>86707215
Why does everyone have the same facial expression in that thumbnail?
Is this show just directed by a hack?
>>86707822
>f-a-m is now filtered to "senpai."
So that's why I've been seeing that word so much here lately. I thought it was just weebs.
What does this cinematic expression trying to convey?
Acting doesn't look that hard.
my master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome
Something about a mustard pudding, iirc.
>>86707174
Scary.
My wife's son didn't get this joke and he's 17 years old
Is classic Simpsons out of touch with today's youth?
>Last Exit To Springfield is almost 30 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD-psZSFIVw
The joke is that VHS stands for Very Hard Sneeds
>Blue Ray Barn
>Formerly Red Ray Room
ITT: masterpieces
Pic related
>>86706777
>ITT: Underrated Masterpieces
There, I made your thread interesting and saved it from extinction.
You are welcome.
>>86706838
I got trips though
Pure K I N O
I just saw Kill Bill Volume One how can people say this is Tarantino's best movie? It is my least favorite I even liked Jacky Brown more, Idek if I want to watch Volume 2
>>86706629
Don't treat it like it's two movies. It's one movie split into two parts.
But you are right. It's not his best. His best is Death Proof.
Technically Death Proof is him and Toro but I have not seen Death proof excluding death proof what do you think is his best?
>>86706679
You need to go back.
I'm a little bit in love with pic related. I don't want to be, but I am.
Sometimes the way he moves or how he pronounces things makes me shiver, and it creeps me out that he can do that. Petyr Baelish also looks a bit like him and similar effect.
I need anon to talk me through this. Also post his most kinocore roles.
I liked him in The Painted Veil when I watched it with my mother. The Illusionist tried to be The Prestige but couldn't... why do they cast him in weird stuff
>>86706591
American History X for rapekino...which is my fetish and would work for me if i was i love with Norton
What would you like /tv/ to talk you through?
>>86706591
are u gay?
So when an episode is written by a woman Morty pisses his pants and Summer becomes an overly badass warlord. And when it's written by a man Summer is crying because her boobs are small and Morty is the only one acting normal. Really makes you *burp* think
>>86706543
the last 3 sucked ass..
and dont have to tell you why. this was unironically the best episode of season 3 so far. i feel like the women, as is tradition, ruined a good thing
Friendly reminder that TV shows have teams of writers and having a particular writer credited means close to nothing
>>86707807
false, this show is unique in the sense that the episodes are kinda like comic books.. each "comic book" has a writer or writers. and the team of writers usually consist of other writers the head writer picks. at the end of it the blue florigamize is mixed in with fleeble smart. perpendicular to the theory of mass extinction, women displat a huge rack of dig ol mitties and thus conludled the evolution of the insect we all know as a tazmanian blue belled lizard spider.
indeed
~In bed~
Jon: Dany...was it...did I...please you?
Dany: Mmm...uhm...yes, of course, my wolf.
Jon: Was it...was it better than any you've had before?
Dany: .......................
Jon: I'm not too...too little, am I?
>>86706522
how will whitebois even compete?
>>86706522
If you're gonna Project on someone, use Jorah. Jon was alpha enough to not give a damn about what the bitch wanted until she fell for him.
>>86706558
Drogo is supposed to be Mongolian, isn't he? I thought asians had small dicks.
If Valyrian steel disrupts white walker magic, it should disrupt white walker spears, right?
So why not make valyrian steel armor and it put it on the dragons, attach it to their claws, etc?
????
Where do you suppose they get all of that Valyrian steel?
>>86706779
Make it, they have dragon glass(and dragons).
>>86707316
The technique is lost with old valyria