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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:03:54 Post No. 79526192 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this supposed to be a joke? I'm serious. It gets so depressing and manipulative that i can easily imagine that Lars made this film as a sort of "parody"

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 07:00:28 Post No.79527688
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>>79526192
>It gets so depressing and manipulative that i can easily imagine that Lars made this film as a sort of "parody"

This how I feel about it too.

I really enjoy the songs that Bjork did for the movie an the first half is good but once it's get dark, I felt like the movie went way over the top with how sad it is.

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>>79526192
It's not a parody, it's just that Lars is a sadist, and he takes genuine pleasure in the idea of inflicting pain on his audience. Almost all of his films are made with this goal in mind

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that's how i felt about the turin horse
when films get bleak enough they become funny because it's so absurd and i can never tell whether it's intentional

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2017-02-17 06:03:25 Post No.79526180
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:03:25 Post No. 79526180 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the most forgettable remake?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:04:42 Post No.79526213
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>>79526180
Fuck you, I forgot this existed

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>>79526180

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:06:03 Post No.79526246 [Report]

Ben Hur

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Song to Song Trailer 2017-02-17 06:02:44 Post No.79526158
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Song to Song Trailer Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:02:44 Post No. 79526158 [Report] [View this topic]

New trailer for Malick's Song to Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9t4SKWryWM
Get hyped!

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:13:57 Post No.79526481
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>>79526158
quite underwhelming. and this coming from a huge Malick fan.

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>>79526158
Malik is in my top three personal favorite filmmakers, this looks like ass

Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:16:21 Post No.79526542
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>>79526158
looks like Knight of Cups 2: Autism Boogaloo
but I'm hoping it'll be closer to TToL or To The Wonder

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2017-02-17 06:02:02 Post No.79526145
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:02:02 Post No. 79526145 [Report] [View this topic]

I just watched this movie and absolutely loved it

What are some other classic comedies like this?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:03:01 Post No.79526170
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>>79526145
Try the Naked Gun series

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:05:09 Post No.79526224 [Report]

You can try Kentucky Fried Movie or Top Secret! Not as good but similar sense of humor.

Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:05:49 Post No.79526238
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:05:49 Post No.79526238 [Report]

Am I the only one who didn't like it?

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2017-02-17 06:01:55 Post No.79526139
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:01:55 Post No. 79526139 [Report] [View this topic]

Now that the dust has settled, what was for dinner?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:25:47 Post No.79526796
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>>79526139
Chili
and
Sea Bass

Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:36:04 Post No.79527053
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Chilean Sea Bass

formerly a fish only the poors ate

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>>79526796
>>79527053
get your fucking story straight butterfingers

Anonymous
2017-02-17 05:55:29 Post No.79525970
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:55:29 Post No. 79525970 [Report] [View this topic]

Jar Jar Binks end up being a clown

http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-new-star-wars-aftermath-novel-reveals-the-pitiful-1792481018

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:10:12 Post No.79526381
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>>79525970
A clown, just like Lucas.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:25:24 Post No.79526786 [Report]

Jesus Christ why is nuWars so terrible?

Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:26:30 Post No.79526813
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>>79526381
well, Lucas is now making private kinos and look at Jar Jar

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2017-02-17 05:54:48 Post No.79525946
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:54:48 Post No. 79525946 [Report] [View this topic]

"Nigger"
Why did they say it? Did they think it was cool or edgy? Artistically it was terrible

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:58:52 Post No.79526059
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>>79525946
Soros

Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:59:19 Post No.79526068
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>>79525946
This whole episode felt completely "off," seemed like they even shot it with different cameras than usual. None of the jokes landed. Really just felt like some random asshole's bad spec script for an episode of "Sunny"

Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:00:02 Post No.79526082
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>Artistically
I ensure you no one gives a shit

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Malick's Song to Song poster 2017-02-17 05:49:48 Post No.79525818
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Malick's Song to Song poster Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:49:48 Post No. 79525818 [Report] [View this topic]

Fucking HYPE!

The madman shoot this film in 2011 and only now this motherfucker is releasing it

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:51:11 Post No.79525853
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>>79525818

let's hope it will be better than Knight of Cups

Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:53:43 Post No.79525923
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:53:43 Post No.79525923 [Report]

>still no trailer
Come on Terry I need your pure hove and honesty

Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:54:31 Post No.79525939
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>2017 expecting a good Malick film

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2017-02-17 05:48:49 Post No.79525792
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:48:49 Post No. 79525792 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does everyone love this stupid flick so much? It was mediocre at best.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:50:40 Post No.79525843
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WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

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>>79525792
>mediocre

Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:51:47 Post No.79525868
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>>79525792

Woman detected

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2017-02-17 05:48:29 Post No.79525779
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:48:29 Post No. 79525779 [Report] [View this topic]

so what was in the briefcase?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:49:32 Post No.79525812
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it's a mcguffin

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>>79525779
bane's soul

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reddit gold

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:31:42 Post No. 79525347 [Report] [View this topic]

Ben Affleck, the newest member of the JUSTice League!

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:34:00 Post No.79525403
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:34:00 Post No.79525403 [Report]

HEY BEN

YOU WORKING ON THE BATMAN

BEN

BEN, OVER HERE

BEN, WHEN IS THE BATMAN COMING OUT

BEN

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>>79525347
It'll be okay Ben

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:27:02 Post No. 79525229 [Report] [View this topic]

>first 45 minutes is wasted on characters with no arc or personality, they're actor men and wimmenz.
>They land on the planet, look around, explore, discover, just like prometheus, just like Alien, just like Aliens.
>Next half hour features BRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM and sp00ky glimpses
>The Alien kills some minor characters you didn't care for and you'd knew would die because the female is the hero, just like in prometheus, just like in aliens and alien (actually in Alien it was a surprise Ripley turned out to be the hero) but now the hero is female because 'Alien the franchise" (marketing shills think it won't respond with the audience if it's different so they don't take risk, alien = female hero.
>Alien is less like an ant / bee and more like a sexual predator from the depths of your psycological book of terror as its tail crawls up someones asshole vagina (just like in Alien: Read lamberts death)
>Last 20 minutes or so the monster kills a bunch of people
>woman action man hero escapes
>the end
>sound of burgers clapping
>All the (payed) """"critics"""""will heart it
>Profits number around the 6 gorrillion
>forgotten within hours

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:28:44 Post No.79525264
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>>79525229
Oh and it will get a 8.5 desu

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>>79525264
On rotten tomatoes

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>>79525229
when is this supposed to be set? That gun doesn't look sci-fi enough to me

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:26:17 Post No. 79525202 [Report] [View this topic]

Describe your film taste in three words or less

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:29:36 Post No.79525293
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>>79525202
jesus Sam looks so young

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>>79525202
Incredibly Derivative Fun

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>>79525293
Back when he was a pure little absurdist comedian, before /pol/ corrupted him

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:22:28 Post No. 79525104 [Report] [View this topic]

will there be a sequel?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:23:03 Post No.79525117
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what

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:23:22 Post No.79525124 [Report]

>OOK YOU GIVE SUN SNOT HYPED FOR SUICIDES
What?

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>>79525104
With Affleck leaving and the DCU pretty much destroyed, they should invest in just Suicide Squad and the Suicide Squad Cinematic Universe.

I only want this because it increases the chance of the Buddy Cop Boomerang and Katana movie.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:22:08 Post No. 79525097 [Report] [View this topic]

There is someone on /tv/ who hates everything.

Is there anyone on /tv/ who genuinely hates Hugh Jackman?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:23:02 Post No.79525116
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:23:02 Post No.79525116 [Report]

Huge Actman is australian so everyone.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:23:54 Post No.79525137 [Report]

He has a kind face.

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>>79525097
I hate him for accepting portraying Wolverine, even knowing Wolverine is short

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