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House hunters
Anyone have a link to that latest Morgantown West Virginia episode with that realtor lady who had the amazing phat ass? Asking for a friend.
Also house hunter thread
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> that wife that didnt understand why the shower had two shower heads
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>>79596045
My brother likes to say they already know which house they are buying before filming, and just show two more to create a TV show out of it.
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>>79596045
is that AJ jr??
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are rob zombie movies gud?
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>>79595979
House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects and Halloween 2 are.
El Superbeasto and The Lords of Salem are pretty damn bad.
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>>79596014
House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects are the only good ones. Everything else is either mediocre or terrible. Kill yourself for liking Halloween 2. Even Rob doesn't like that movie.
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Well they certainly are better than rob zombie albums
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YOU CAN TROUBLE ME FOR A WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE HELL UP
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>>79595934
>Ay hol up bill.
>You can go fuck yourself!
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>>79595958
NOW YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP
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Ben Stiller is better in villain roles
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Been watching a ton of movies from the world's manliest screen presence. Tell me, did he ever do a bad movie? Because, so far, they've all been good to great.
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>>79595901
He did several bad ines, especially later in his career.
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>>79596170
Name ONE. I just watched all the Death Wish movies, and Murphy's Law. Pure gold.
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>>79596293
Family of Cops trilogy are pretty terrible TV movies. Assassination has like on good scene in it.
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>Although 227 minutes long, this film has no women in speaking roles. It is reportedly the longest film not to have any dialogue spoken by a woman.
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>>79595878
>Although 227 minutes long, this film has no women in speaking roles.
>Although
What did they mean?
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/ourfilm/
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>>79595878
And that's why it is a masterpiece and timeless classic and Bridesmaids and NuGhostbusters is not.
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Bane?
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>>79596100
excellent digits, my man
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DUDE HUMANS GOTTA WORK TOGETHER LMAO
Why is this film so shit?
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Because you're a brainlet.
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It's got Amy Adams and nice cinematography
What more do you faggots want?
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>>79595753
why dont you fuck off and catch atlas shrugged instead
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He didn't do it, right?
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Fact: His son did and he covered for him.
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He either murdered two people, or was complicit in covering it up, because his crazy as shit son did it.
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>>79595724
no some stranger sawed his wife's head off and left oj's dna at the scene.
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ywn fly halfway across the country to befriend two snarky internet Hollywood blockbuster critics in an attempt to stop them from continuing to ridicule you and fail miserably
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>Hollywood nepotism will never help you
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>>79595836
>Hollywood nepotism will not ensure that you continue working despite producing nothing but garbage and failure
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kek, can't wait for the AWIL remake review
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is he unfucking his shit up?
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Impossible
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When was this taken?
I hope this was at the Universal studios Mummy ride
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>Movie begins on present day with Diana living in Paris. Apparently she split after the events of BvS. She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
>Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.
>It's World War I, and Steve Trevor steals a notebook that the Germans have been using to create chemical weapons and flees on a stolen airplane. The Germans catch up to him and both crash-land in Themyscira. The Amazons kill the Germans and arrest Trevor. He says he's trying to stop the war and shows them the book. It has a bunch of spells and Diana deduces Ares is behind the war. The amazons don't want to get involved so Diana volunteers to escort Trevor back to Men's World and stop Ares. Diana steals the Godkiller sword to do so.
>In America Diana befriends Steve's secretary Etta Candy and Steve convinces his superiors that the Germans are creating chemical weapons and is sent to stop them. He assembles a team that includes Diana and Etta as well as a comic relief actor con man played by Ewem Bremner; a sniper played by Saiid Taghmaoui and a Indian smuggler played by Eugene Brave Rock. They are completely useless. They meet up with a wimpy science officer played by David Thewlis.
>Danny Huston is a German officer who wants to take over the world and is really generic. He huffs on a blue gas that gives him superstrength. Elena Anaya is Doctor Poison and is horribly scarred and creating the chemical weapons. She's also kinda useless but at least looks cool.
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>Diana and Steve fall in love and Diana fights Danny Huston's men a bunch of times. In one such attack Etta is killed and Diana wants to ragequit humanity. The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.
>Long story short the mystic chemical weapon that Doctor Poison created for Ares causes people to go berserk on each other. It will make everyone kill each other and make Ares super-mega-powerful.
>Diana and her crew attack the German outpost and Diana quickly disposes of Danny Huston. It turns out Thewlis was Ares all along. He gets super-buff and destroys the Godkiller and sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.
>Ares beats Diana and reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her. He says humans are only capable of war and that's why he'll win.
>Steve saves Diana and tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
>It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that incinerates Ares's body and traps him back in the Tartarus. The world is saved and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty.
>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.
>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team. She then hears about a flaming building nearby and springs to help.
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>>79595665
>She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
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>>79595691
Jesus this is what a 10 year olds first creative essay starts.
I don't get it.
What's the appeal of this movie? I'm 20 minutes in and it's boring as shit.
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>>79595612
It's furfag bait, don't bother
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>>79595612
You're just not intelligent enough.
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>>79595612
Best piece of criticism I've read all year
10/10
not cringe at all
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Where were you when Keith Badger died?
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>>79595413
Sleeping, when I woke up I heard he died
Was pretty sad but it didn't hit me until I watched some of his older movies
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>>79595413
DRINKING BRAIN FLUID WHEN FRED DURST FAXED ME THE NEWS
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>>79595470
Are you Jewish?
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Will we ever get extended cut?
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>>79595395
i wonder how the micro black hole is created, they should provide more details on the physics of it even if it's fiction
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>>79595447
Lots of really big gravity all in a little box
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What flick is this?
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I just got really high, I'm not really a pothead though. What should I watch?
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The Patriot
You can thank me later
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season 2 of planet earth
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>>79595263
This.
Also Gladiator.