>any last words, you tubby fuck?
I thought this was a kids movie, what the hell
Sam Raimi did an uncredited rewrite
no it's not a kids film
Dead meme
shame on the house of ptolemy for such barbarity
Console of Roam
>>78894241
True patrician thread for true patricians.
>>78894263
>TRVE patrician thread for TRVE paricians
ftfy
>I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
>This tape will self-destruct in five seconds
That's my favorite cliche line of all time
>Alright, I'll tell you, since I'm going to kill you anyway
itt: oh yeah that existed
Based cubix!
>>78894037
Remember the Burger King toys?
I was pissed when I didn't get all the blocks to make the square guy
Also, this show was fucking dumb
Recommend me something fun to watch
>>78893960
a bullet in your brain.
apocalypse now
Popstar
Movies that perfectly captured the zeitgeist of its time
Dis someone say zeitgeist?
>>78893874
I was alive and old enough to remember this movie
Nobody thought of this movie as anything more than a joke, although this thread has potential,buddy
>>78893874
where can i buy a vanilla ice jacket online?
please respond
SAUCE NICE AND HOT
>>78893700
>anime dots
fucking hell this show went to shit
the christmas special was pretty good
just two more weeks until we get to see him again
For me, it's Quentin Tarantino
What did you mean by this?
I'd love to be his friend and just talk about movies all day.
>>/sp/
Now that M. Night has officially made his comeback, was his post-Signs work really that bad?
>>78893458
What? Noooooo!
Yes, it was.
The Village: Weak first half, good second half, predictable twist.
Lady in the Water: Absolutely ridiculous in every single way.
The Happening: Mostly boring with some funny parts.
The Last Airbender: Terrible adaptation of great show.
After Earth: Not as bad as everyone says, but very stupid and forgettable.
The Visit: Started promising, but literally went to shit in the last act. Gril was a qt, though.
>>78893604
>Lady in the Water
what was that movie even about, I saw it in the theatre it was totally nonsensical to me
what happened?
>>78893413
she'd been to a Metallica concert hours earlier.
>>78893413
>MFW I won't supply her daily drug dose to Mischa while she was in The OC, and make her sniff coke from my peepee while I lick her feet.
>>78893413
Cheese is a drug
ITT movies that couldn't be released in 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DofxovZWoqo
>>78893143
The first Austin Powers was relatively tame.
Goldmember had a fucking midget on a leash growling at Seth Green.
>>78893231
Now the FBI is coming to my house? What do I do?
No, see, it'd be fine. Women think it's okay to be racist and sexist in movies as long as Chad likes the movie, and then they're big fans. Same thing with video games and music.
You're sitting on the couch, you're watching TV, and your life is passing you by.
>>78893068
Hard niggas
Dark niggas
Alien niggas
>>78893068
This commercial legit made me feel like a useless faggot.
What is his name again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vln9D81eO60
Ben Affleck
Ben bin al-Afleki al-amriki
>>78893002
>Refused to sit down like a good little goy for Bill "Pussy Grabber" Maher, no matter how wrong his beliefs are
>Still has a career despite this.
>"lol terrorist sympathizer!"
No /tv/, you're the cucks. Ben "Fucking" Affleck is his name
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?! She was the perfect level of thick in Eastbound & Down.
>>78892870
THICCC thiicccc thiicccc
Daily reminder she was the same breed as the Casino skelly.
Is that the waitress from Hell or High Water?
What's your favorite David Fincher film? Mine's "Zodiac".
zodiac too
>>78892809
None
>>78892820
did they catch him in the sequel?