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>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg
>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness
>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg
>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin
>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu
>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky
>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore
>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas
How do we save film?
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>>82698966
>>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy
The guys on RLM already told me this, and I clapped.
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>>82698966
Shut the fuck up
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Comic book movies ive never seen.
Suicide squad
The avengers
The avengers 2
The avengers 3
Batman vs superman
Superman 1
Superman 2
Spiderman reboot 2
Iron man 2
Iron man 3
The hulk
Hulk 2
Hulk 3
Captain america
Captain america 2 captain america 3
Xmen reboot 1
Xmen reboot 2
Xmen reboot 3
Green latern
Watchmen
Gaurdians of the galaxy
Guardians of the galaxy 2
Thor
Thor 2
Thor 3
Doctor strange
Etc
Etc
Etc
Comic book movies i have seen
Spiderman 1,2,3 (early 2000s)
Xmen 123 (2000)
Shit from the 90s and early 2000s
Literally when i was a fucking tween/teenager.
Im no plebian. Favorite movie is hateful 8 by the way. True kino of the highest form
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ALIENS > RESURRECTION > ALIEN 3 > ALIEN > PROMETHEUS >>>>>> COVENANT
Fuck you Ridley Scott!
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>>82698942
>ALIENS > RESURRECTION > ALIEN 3 > ALIEN
The fuck is this shit?!
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>>82698984
Bait, ignore it.
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>>82698984
Let's face the truth
Alien is overrated
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Just watched IN TIME Z 2017-05-13 07:05:36 Post No.82698934
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What did I think of it?
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gommie shit with wasted incest potential, also why the fuck was deakins involved
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Cool premise, lazily executed, ridiculous towards the end.
Also commie shit
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>>82700515
are you talking about the time system being commie? if so, wasn't the movie about how the system was shit?
I'm 5 episodes in
When does it start sucking?
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It doesn't start "sucking." You either like it or you don't because practically nothing changes between the premier or the finale.
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>>82698834
go to bed scott
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I felt the same way until I finished it. The whole thing is really lackluster and doesn't get me invested in the characters. None of them really have any personality.
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Nane THREE (3) movies WITHOUT Jackie Chan. Seriously. I'm waiting.
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>>82698822
Rush Hour
Rush Hour 2
Rush Hour 3
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>>82698822
>Frozen
>Alien
>Jackie Chan
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The Big Lebowski
Robocop
Rush Hour 2
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I PULL OUT MY BERETTA
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PURE KINO
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>>82698957
Nah it's actually good
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>>82698694
I'm honestly surprised that more people haven't seen this. The whole thing is just such a odd, but entertaining experience that anyone should go through
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Literally Blue Balls: The Movie 2017-05-13 06:39:26 Post No.82698470
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Literally Blue Balls: The Movie
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Hey, let's make a movie where it begins as a really interesting thriller about assassins and the cartel, but later on into the movie, let's just fucking abandon that storyline to segue into this dumb, boring, mindless fucking drivel about nihilism, and free will, and stupid bullshit that nobody gives a fuck about. How's that sound? You know what, to make it even better, let's kill the main character off camera after leading up to this huge confrontation, just to fuck with the audience.
Fuck this film
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>>82698470
sounds like you're an idiot who can only watch capeshit and blockbusters
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>>82698527
Here's the moral of No Country For Old Men.
Seemingly decent people can let greed overcome them, intelligent people can make mistakes, others can pay for those mistakes with their lives and the nature of fate can (and will) affect everyone.
However if, as a lawman dedicated to upholding justice, you feel that your adversary is just a little too cunning for you to apprehend? Don't worry. Complain to your friend, go home to your wife and tell her about a dream you had about your father.
You'll feel better in the morning.
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Humans are pig-chimp hybrids. This is knowledge obfuscated by the mystery schools for centuries. macroevolution.net
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>>82698466
There was a small easter egg in the film that explains the joke. The joke is that the Pig is actually the owner of a Feed and Seed shop. His real name is Sneeder Porker.
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>he hasn't listened to the critically acclaimed Pink Floyd album 'Animals'
well done sheep
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My eyes are getting weary...
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>>82698457
The blacks are turning white
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>>82698457
my butthole's feelin' tight
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>>82698782
goin' down to Brooklyn to get some meat tonight
>charismatic action men
>actual humour rather than just a one liner quipfest
>great set pieces
>good action choreography for a western movie
Why are redditors so against liking this film? It has shown how to do a $250B blockbuster and has the reults
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>>82698387
Waiting for FasTEN Your Seatbelt
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>>82698425
I can't wait for Fast Nein when they fight neo Nazis and the alt right
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they don't like mexican and asian pasttime culture portrayed
>what did I mean by that?
you know exactly what i mean by that, shitlords
Only GOAT film scores allowed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiy9d75KdzI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8zYrt0c8O4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdFwhhH2x7I
but why?
why did they want to weaponize this goo cancer?
who were their enemies? who were they trying to destroy?
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I'm sure we'll find out in the inevitable next 2-3 movies.
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>>82698376
>who were their enemies? who were they trying to destroy?
They were headed for Earth, apparently they wanted to strip it all down and start over again.
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>>82698376
the jews
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>Do you realize that Christ was born today? Jesus Christ our savior was born today-are you people even human? What kind of Christmas is this?
Okay... truly... WHAT did Rick mean by this?
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asian morty lmao ching chong ding dong
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>>82698285
If I had to guess, he was being ironic. Though, he has shown to have some form of belief in God during times of crisis.
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Hmmmmpf, "God".
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You're new.
Not much of a rind on you.
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>>82698110
>$1 million a day
I want my refund.
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>>82698156
It's 40k a day, you fucking jew
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they obviously dont go to the far west themed one for the hookers
there's probably a caligula one
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Can someone explain this movie to me?
Why did it end before the final battle?
Why did the French guy give the Captain his sword?
Why did that one guy commit suicide?
I really didn't understand this movie.
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>>82697947
post tits or gtfo
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People without male genitalia not allowed on this board
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>>82697947
Did you even watch the film?
Are you retarded?