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It's possible, but everyone in /b5/ will laugh at you if you do.

>>79451751
Seems like a waste of time. A lot of development when the main character ends up leaving at the end anyway.

Haven't watched the show in years, but looking at an episode list, could you skip everything but Midnight on the Firing Line, Signs and Portents, Voice in the Wilderness, Babylon Squared, and Chrysalis?

Black guy with dreads going on a rampage, murdering and raping women? It's been done.

>>79451618
What was predators tax plan?

>>79451618
Ah it's this meme again.

Jealous you're not as wiggity wiggity witty?

>>79451591

Is this real dialogue? I've never seen and never will see this movie. But this seems exaggerated.

>>79451638
Word for word.

>>79451286
Caspere knew this

>"Confucius said that if you give a man a fish he eats for a day, but if you teach him how to fish you feed him for life. What if Confucius was wrong..? What if we're the fish..?"

thread not off to a good start
very disappointed

>>79451056
I'd O in her A if you know what I mean.

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>>79451056
Brit and Cary Fukunaga dated a few years back. Why do White Hollywood females love Asian men so much>

>>79451056
MAXIMUM CRINGE HIPSTER SHIT

>that episode where ryan dunn crashes into a tree and dies good riddance

>that episode with Vito's toenail

>>79451122
The tree had the high ground

blackmail

he is the senate

He's a big guy

Yes i see, but what's to be done about the Jews?

>>79451082
Nothing at all, maybe moon man is a Jewish man.

>>79450979
So this nigga is from a mcdonalds commercial? That's disappointing.

Gonna start it today, if it isn't as good as you faggots say it is I'll put you down

>>79450964
Why didn't he save Spencer?
Why didn't he cure the hands of that poor guy he sent to Alaska for no reason?
Why doesn't he believe in god if he can literally ask him miracles?

>>79450987
>>79450964
Don't get rused. Cinematographically-wise it's mostly unimaginative, and the story feels like a Mary Sue Catholic Church fanfic by some edgy 14 y.o. boy who is salty at his Sunday school teacher for being a less tro0 Catholic than himself. Couldn't stand two episodes of this cringeworthy shit, and no one who knows more than a couple memes about religion, philosophy and theology would. Feel bad for my nigga Jude that he has to stoop to this tripe but hey, aging with dignity is hard.

>>79450880

making a scene less coherent is not "grounded and visceral", it's just bad.

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>>79450880
>Nolan's batman trilogy had a good fighting choreography

>>79450913
It sure as shit is cheaper and time constraining,

hell no

>>79450754
Yes. btw I am mainly seeing the movie for Batou. May sound strange but I think he looks really cool in the trailer. Too bad the action scenes look kinda louzy with the slow mo and Scarlett hasn't impressed me but who knows.

>"Your whole life has been a lie"
Call me a sucker but I like these stories even though I've seen them so many times throughout films and tv

Scarlett is impossible not to like but why do most adaptations fuck over the source material?

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>tfw no new izombie until april

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it is actually the best

>>79450394
trash show. i bet u like bones or stupid shit like that.

its real creepy and fun
can't wait for the second season, glad it was renewed before even the first episode premiered because no one watched it at all when it was on

>>79450171
>>79450293
wats it about? a general idea

>>79450313
Exorcism shenanigans

low self-esteem

GET HIM A BODYBAG

But in all seriousness he has textbook behavior of someone who was molested

He was a closet neet

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>>79449601
Why didn't he use his fairy magic to get himself out of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79449601
You don't kill the true blue believers. You can't replace loyalty.

>>79449601
Anybody ever imagine Voldemort and LeStrange having sex? I mean they were obviously fucking. What kind of kinky shit were they into?