>two old friends are reunited
>HOW THE HELL ARE YA
>you're a hard man to find
>not hard enough
name one movie eyes wide shut
>>80692854
>Two old war buddies meet up
>Try to out man one another
Due to the holocaust being an important part of Magneto's life will the X-Men films also be period pieces.
>Let's say you're hired to make an X-Men film 30 years from now. How would you incorporate Magneto still being a holocaust victim and Professor X being the same age while the X-Men are in their prime (25 - 35 years old)? All in the year 2047.
>>80692752
Hopefully the world is ash by then
Time travel, duh
>>80692752
They could change his back story to be an Iraqi that had his parents killed at a wedding by greedy imperialist Americans. Modern day America isn't all that different from nazi Germany. They're just dumber, fatter and have a much worse sense of style.
Art film edition.
Previous thread: >>80664720
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wahoo!!!
>>80692517
me:
>just cleaned my apartment
>walked 1 mile
>about to go fill up on gas and cigarettes
you:
>just spent 2 hours watching a movie
>no life
How's it feel, /lbg/?
>>80693323
wrong I spent 27 mints becausi put it 10x speed
why did it flop?
>>80692424
>shitty title (what the fuck is a cloud atlas)
>3 hours
>is it a sci-fi? a period drama? what the fuck is it about? how do we market this?
>based on a book that isn't YA shit
>yellowface
for the same reason every PTA movie is a flop
>>80692563
which is....
American television is declasse and unintellige--
frasier hair is kino as fuck
I'm supposed to hate her, right?
Jesus is gay.
Eugene is autistic Boomhauer but instead of having sex he knows things.
>>80692034
>implying
He's going to bang Maggie
>>80692143
>>implying
The motherfucker said he had boyfriends. He came out. Maggie is prego.
Jesus is gay. This show sucks.
I think it's fair to say that Iron Fist has several issues but the series has lots of good things too: casting, plot, cameos, half the fight scenes are good
>>80691834
I want to fuck Colleen Wing, if you know what I mean
>>80691834
I can agree with that, but the half of fight scenes that aren't good REALLY aren't good.
>>80691871
be concise, you fucking idiot. I have no fucking idea of what you're talking about.
I'm marathoing this movie what should I expect?
zero memes.
quips
>>80691774
Red leader, standing by.
>I'm getting a boner
What did he mean by this?
>>80691759
I think he meant that his penis was experiencing increased blood flow.
so in the scene with the water tank, what the fuck actually happened?
>>80692530
water torture.
Will you be seeing this? Does it have anything to do with Trump?
I wish both sides would shut the fuck up about him for a fucking second.
I'll probably watch it for free on the internet someday, yes
drumpf btfo
What does /tv/ think of season 5 of Samurai Jack?
They took it too far with the silly Aku this ep desu, though I do like what they're going for with it (Aku is bored and has no purpose without fighting Jack).
First ep of this season found the right balance of comedy and grit.
>>80691648 see >>80685604
GET IN HERE
just watched both new episodes. the comedy with Aku was done nicely, but the wolf metaphor in the last episode was retarded. idk everyone holds this show in such high regard as if it's "unique" when it is just shounen anime tropes with less talking/exposition.
Jack's voice actor is terrible as well. least convincing efforts at PTSD / craziness.
Well will Asians finally stop being treated like movie poison in Hollywood?
>>80691595
RIP Dan the Man with the Master Plan throwing bootlegs in the Trash Can
>>80691595
When they stop working hard and thriving and become useless wastes of resources that white people are forced to prop up.
When an old Jewish exec gets yellow fever
Who the devil are you?
>>80691479
Mr. Burns I'm BOE... board of education
>>80691479
Laurenth Fith(whistle)bern
>>80691479
I'm Batman
What does kino mean
>>80691474
It's german for "cinema." It's often used to describe high art films, whether ironically or not.
It's russian for "cinema." It's often used to describe high art films, whether ironically or not.
>>80691474
It means we're all contrarian faggots that pretend to like shit movies.
You have a great product in a niche market
It's a low leverage deal
Your return on equity are stellar
And you valuation is perfectly calibrated
For these reasons, I'm out.
watched like 5 fucking hours of this show on youtube yesterday. Fuck this show, and for that reason, I'm out.
sharkfu
>>80691260