>Little town,
>It's a quiet village
>Ev'ry day
>Like the one before
>Little town
>Full of little people
>Waking up to say:
I HATE MEN
I love the big black cock
NIGGEEEEERRRRSSSSSS
Anyone else notice how Disney-Marvel is effecting modern Blockbusters? Most notably
>Cinematic "universe" (the most obvious one)
>Must be quippy
>Must have 70s-90s music and visuals
>Must have an overly literal/blunt character that says inapprorpiate things (Drax, Rogue One Robot, that stranded guy in Skull Island, etc.)
>Must have a military-related bad guy
>Must make constant winks/nods to the audience
What's with this combination? It's very specific but very much required for a modern successful blockbuster
>>80382093
With the exception of Skull Island, every piece of evidence you gave was actually a Disney product.
You're making up a false problem that doesn't exist. Disney's problem is Disney's problem.
They perfected the formula for creating low-level pleb films for low level plebs. That's all there is to it, if you ask me.
Disney is the cancer ruining cinema. And their shills have tainted this board.
Has Michael Bay ruined western robots/mechas?
Now they all look like bayformers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneK-k0gTcc
> Goldar made of actual gold
> A bunch of nobodies getting a "show my face" clause so the suit look completely retarded half of the time
Wow I cannot wait
You are right, that looks Transformers as fuck
And the punch is the same as in Pacific Rim
>>80382092
Fuck, from the thumbnail it looks like Optimus Prime from the latest Bayformer movie.
anyone know where the 2 hour fan made breaking bad movie is? everywhere i look its just gone. DL?
I downloaded it yesterday but then I heard it was kind of shitty. Haven't watched it yet.
why would you watch that?that's like cutting up the mona lisa into 20 pieces and only appreciating 1 piece
>>80382131
because the rest of the mona lisa is her menstruating on everything you ever cared about and bitching at you for not bringing home chocolates.
This film was so hard to watch
>>80381997
That film gets me hard when I watch
>>80382040
came to post this
>>80381997
Do you agree with the directors choice to cut the raw and very brutal child molestation scenes?
Cutting that scene made the film feel much more uncertain, but the original script was very clear and open about the abuses committed by the protag.
Is this kino?
>>80381958
no
also i hate moritz bloobloo's face
Technically it's Kino
>>80381958
It's a flick imo
you've managed to make a superhero show bad enough that not even tv critics like it, bravo marvel
it's mostly sjws being angry that he's a white straight make. I'll watch it myself and see if it's really shit.
>>80381856
i've read a few reviews and none of them made a big deal out of that. they say it's plain boring and he's a thinly drawn character
>>80381810
Do you think fags will still call Netflix the HBO of the internet?
*unzips synth*
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
What have I obtained
My sweetest Bane
Everyone I know
Brought their friends
On the plane
>AAAND YOU COULD CRAAAAAASH IT AAAAAALLLLLLLL
>>80381702
*starts hitting trash cans*
How do you become a great writer like Aaron Sorkin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S78RzZr3IwI
Shrooms
>>80381696
He's shit, he's a hack, his show(s) suck(s) cock(s).
>>80381696
Hire writers straight from grad school and refuse to give credit.
Was he killed by the CIA?
They crashed his ship, WITH NO SURVIVORS!
i forgot he fucking died
>>80381678
it was his birthday a couple of days ago
Name a better '90s film.
You can't.
Check Em
Also
Speed
Get dubs.
You can't.
It came out in 2000
neither did Heath Ledger
>>80381570
damn...
>>80381570
Too Soon
>Sound the charge, we'll take them head on
Lol what
Was Theoden autistic or just a bad military tactician? He basically orded a mass suicide of his troops
no they were just retarded books and movies
>>80381491
Well, it's that or mumakil bull-dozed into the walls of Minas Tirith. At least if you survive breaking through their lines you can try to hamstring them.
>>80381491
Well it worked.
I love the idea of female celebrities going pussy to pussy (in a sexfight) until the one with the weaker pussy cums. How would you rank the following celebs from strongest to weakest? Any battles you’d like to see?
Felicity Jones
Gigi Hadid
Lorde
Emilia Clarke
Emma Watson
Taylor Swift
Eva Green
AnnaSophia Robb
>>80381463
Green is the strongest and Felicity the weakest
Back to /cel/
>>80381463
Eva green
Hadid
lorde
Swift
Jones
Clarke
Watson
Robb
Was it cheating?
>>80381431
yes, but it is ok when the good guys do it
>>80381431
It was wizard buggery.
friendly reminder that Snape would shamelessly pad the Slythershit numbers