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>>87603630
Your 8inch erection

>>87603630
Kind of bothered me how he was just picking on them, it didn't seem fair

>>87603630

I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE PRIVATE, YOU UNDERSTAND?!

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>SHUT IT DOWN NOW

What the fuck did Jim Carrey mean by this

>>87603580

This nigga has been sucking DMT for years. He's permanently fucked.

>>87603692
He also has a toxic cock

What a specific request. Can't really think of any right now. Apologies, anon.

https://youtu.be/kayFrIR-Qfw

>>87603579
>that acting
Why do you fags pretend to like Blade Runner again?

>>87603569
Sometimes I go browse through my folders (I have about 10tb of movies and tv shows) and it just ends up with me going back to 4chan. If only there was a way to unsee movies so you could see them again. Even after 5 years when you rewatch something, after a few minutes you usually remember it again and it's less fun than the first time you've watched it.

Please tell me i'm not the only one. How do you cope with this?

>>87603569
Only people with an undeveloped limited taste would say they saw every film that needs to be seen, your entire lifetime is not enough to see every great film ever.
Here are some undeniable absolute kinos which you may have missed

>Wake in Fright
>The Vanishing (Spoorloos)
>The Man Who Sleeps
>Fail-Safe
>Man Bites Dog
>The Hill
>Wild Tales
>The Wages of Fear
>Pickpocket

>>87603881
Are these dutch movies?

Also nobody knows these movies so they must suck. But i'll watch some trailers I guess before permanently deciding to throw your list in the trash.

Thanks anon

Any more suggestions are always welcome

Waiting for a 1080p rip.

>>87603520
Cannes is the Nolan of film festivals.

Berlin is the patrician choice.

>>87603792
Toronto > Venice > who even cares

Reminder that Big Bang Theory is misogynistic and problematic

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>>87603460
>laugh track starts playing

That thread again... Sorry, but nobody cares about that shit here. Go back to red.dit. I have no doubt normies will love it.

>>87603433
Skylar shit is symbolic to the other shit thats happening most of the time. But yeah i get why people dont like her scenes, i didnt mind.

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The Wire

I found Seasons 4 and 5 to be boring as fuck.

I don't think the Kids in season 4 were that bad. In fact I used to really like season 4 but upon re-watching the series at least 5 times all the way through, I can't bare to watch this story arc any more. I would edit out the scenes with the kids in season 4
>Leave in Any Cop scenes
>Leave in more important scenes with the nigs

Season 5 would be a hard one. The journalist arc in S5 was terrible and went nowhere. I'd take that out. Even the cop scenes with Mcnulty faking serial murders was jumping the shark somewhat, so I'd edit this out too.
>Leave in Scenes about the drugs as it was the only interest story arc in this season.

Seasons 1, 2 and 3 were all fine. No problem. Maybe some of Omar's Fag scenes could take the cut possibly though?

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>>87603494
I'm not sure if its the writing or if this actress can't act for shit. I have a feeling it's a little of both tbqh.

I can't fucking stand the bitch. Her face is so punchable and that fucking mouth on her. She wasn't attractive, I never once thought she brought anything to the story that I was interested in or felt couldn't have been explained by another, more interesting character on the show.

>>87603310
Considering he has literally never been mentioned in the show, not in Essos, not in Dorne and not even by any other fucking Targs I'm gonna say yes, he does not exist.

>>87603310
He won't be in the show but Jon Connington will be. He'll hear that JonSnow is Rhaegar's son and the Golden Company will change sides.

>>87603310
Look at the Targaryen family tree, about half of them have the same name.

I think Jon is actually the 6th 'Aegon'.

No he's dead

>>87603366
He is not dead but no he cant.
So is the evil morty a communist or something?

>>87603307
>Evil morty
He feels more like punished venom Morty to me.

Civil War is not better than Winter Soldier, jackass.

>>87603281
Indiana Jones

>>87603281
More like 2 > 1 > 3

>>87603245
>one person is all of /tv/

>>87603245
The Disney shills are going out of control. Look at the front page now

>OMG cinema is deed!
Nevermind that cinema died years ago when Avengers broke the billion.

>>87603245
But we were with IT the whole time, especially when our boy froggo is in it

That's just one stupid post

Because In Soviet Russia directors had a thing called artistic integrity. Something totally lost in today's society.

Posting some russo kinos ive seen besides obvious ones:
Moscow doesn't believe in tears
Бpaт
The irony of fate or have a nice bath
Sherlock Holmes
17 moments of spring
The cranes are flying
Prisoner of the mountains

Larisa Shepitko is a kino director as well, The Ascent is masterful and Wings is also p good

le prestige

Interstellar obviously

L'ascension du Chevalier Noir naturellement

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Even actor Tobey Maguire wasn’t safe from Raimi’s twisted vision.
“One time he yelled ‘cut’ and I turned to him and he said ‘what if someone just walked into the holocaust museum and yelled 'cut'? Maybe the orthodox Jews in suits would forget their trained routine of peddling that hoax’ My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he trying to make my character into a white nationalist, or has whiteness been crucial to Spider-man's identity all along?”
“Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Raimi had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if cameras were Kar98s? Would you be a Einsatzgruppe?’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Hail vicotry!.’ I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to act.”

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Peter I need pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man

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>>87603100
Lol it was a different time i guess

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/ourguy/

>>87603067
That fag got Wolfharded.

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I mean Idgaf about some queer makeup artist but I'm glad another one of this kind got roasted