DUDE SILENCERS LMAO
>You fought in the Clone Wars?
>Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.
>That reminds me. Luke, did I ever tell you that in George Lucas's original notes for the prequels, which he changed later on (even though this timeline arguably would've fit better with the originals)...
>The Clone Wars took place ~35-40 years ago rather than 19-22
>Sheev was the "President of the Senate" rather than "Supreme Chancellor"
>Sheev would play the role of the ineffectual figurehead for the truly powerful elites
>The rise of Sheev/Jedi Purge/Anakin's turn to the dark side was meant to occur a decade after the Clone wars, around 25 years ago, with Sheev having lured people into a false sense of peace and security before starting to kill off the Jedi.
>Originally, Luke and Leia were ~25 instead of 19 and would've been born during the purge.
>The Jedi were supposed to have been extinct for 30-40 years rather than a mere 19, hence why Han and the Imperial officers refer to the Force and the Jedi as "sorcery". Because originally, they were too young to remember the Jedi existing, but that's not the case anymore.
>The Republic fought *against* an army of insane genetically-altered clones, rather than fighting *alongside* a massive Mexican clone army
>Your father was taken into the Jedi Order at around age ~15-25, rather than age 9, and his training would've occurred closer to the onset of the Clone Wars
>I was meant to be 70 years old right now rather than 57
>Your father, as played by Sebastian Shaw, was meant to be around ~55-65 when he died, but George changed it to 45, so that an early-20s Hollywood prettyboy could play Anakin in the prequels and make fangirls wet
>Boba Fett was supposed to be a journeyman protector named "Jaster Mereel", rather than a clone of his "dad"
>Your mother died when Leia was around 7 years old rather than a few seconds old
>>87141109
God I fucking hate the prequels
Mark Hamill got the original outline of 7-9 back in the late 80s and fell in love with it. Now he says that they ruined his character.
God I want those outlines...
>>87141514
If it had ever happened it would have been ruined just like everything else George touched, plus he never said that
Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
>>87151956
Is his career over lads?
>>87151956
Is Finnegan's Wake the greatest shitpost ever?
>>87151956
THREE PLANES FOR MUSTER BANE
HMMMMM HMMMM HMMMMM HMMMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSoD4BBCJc
The trailer was pure kino
>>87141105
favorite part of that entire shit show trilogy.
>>87141151
Remember when you saw it the first time and thought it's gonna be the new LOTR
And then it turned out the trailer was the best part out of 3 movies and everything in them was so terrible
Yeah
Fucking Hackson
Can we prevent it from happenning again?
>>87141099
Except for the guy being white, it IS happening again
>>87141099
>Can we prevent it from happenning again?
Why would you want that?
>>87141099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvHj2z-0BM
>hating on 90s Gixxers, neon colors and jackets with DANGER, DEEP, Down by law, FREEZE, HYPE, ICE, Lust, ah yeah!, ROLLIN, sex me up, yep yep, a question mark, DOPE and the letters "JK" surrounded by a star embroidered on them.
I don't know why
I'll be useless, Sir
>>87141032
Why was there an Asian in a movie about British heroes?
>>87141032
Do you ever justfall down the stairs and die?
>>87141032
Funny story:
His falling /hitting head moment was very brief and quick shot. I wasn't paying attention because I some faggot was going to take a leak and crushed my feet.
Then out of the sudden this little useless boy is laying and dying, I thought this was some hilarious bad writing, even asked my friend, what the fuck is wrong with him why does he feel sick suddenly, what a useless piece of shit. I couldn't belive this knob would spoil the whole rescue action. Then I understood he hit his head, but still I find the whole character weirdly funny and useless.
He was irritating and stupid. His death was pointless and brought nothing to the story nor the characters (well maybe a bit of an arc for the soldier that fucked him up).
HYPE
>there's an evil BB-8
>Porgs
>Evil BB-8
>TR-8R
This movie is so full of meme material that we don't even know about yet. It'll be /tv/'s movie of the year.
Eric, tell your degenerate friends to get the hell out of my house. Also, stop smoking dope in the basement.
>what a bitch
>0)_(0
>arooniedoonie
how the fuck did they not know they smoking in their?
so unrealistic
>>87140977
*laugh track*
>$15 a ticket and still no growth
How long until the whole industry goes under?
need more diversity
Movie industry is genius!
Decline in profits, raise prices.
When sales dont go up, must be the pirates. Its not because they charge excess for a shit product.
>higher population
>higher ticket prices
>wider releases
>lowest profits in a decade
EL JUSTO
>Last chance to stop being a meme actor and finally become appreciated
>D&D are given full control of writing because the fat fuck can't finish his novels and is seconds away from a stroke
Poor Bill Wilson can't catch a break
This kills the cock.
>hero gets goon in an arm lock and does a wimpy little tug
>*bone breaking noise*
Lobot
Robot
>>87140663
Lobot, you're... fully functional, aren't you?
>>87140663
Was he a cyborg or an android?
>>87140775
He was a cydroid.
So there is obviously gonna be a spin off of GoT.
I think Roberts Rebellion would be really fun to watch. It would be very similar to how the early seasons were.
What do you think would be the most interesting.
>>87140643
I say this as someone who immensely enjoys Game of Thrones: I don't think I'll be sticking around to watch any half-assed cashgrab spinoffs.
Robert smashing Chadgars shit in.
Also younger Jaime realizing that he has to kill Aerys.
>prequel spinoffs
When will this shit die? Every prequel spinoff is trash.
Give us The Adventures of Dunk and Egg. At least it's completely separate from the storyline of GoT