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that line made it seem reasonable to take to cage's head with a claw hammer

>>86163261
Cut the chit-chat, A-HOLE.

>>86163261
Do you like Rocket Man, anon.

>>86162776
Wasn't Anakin the Chosen One?

But....what? Anakin is the chosen one?

>>86162991
no only a vagina can be the "Chosen," One.

I haven't heard any normie buzz about anything other than Dunkirk all year, even Guardians wasn't hyped.

people are just getting sick of hollywood movies

MAKE GOOD MOVIES FAGGOTS

>>86162695
I musn't tell lies

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>>86162695
It's called hentai and it's art.

I love this show but I fucking hate it sometimes. Too cheesy and cringy.

>episode where they all dance and sing as the intro
>anything after michael scott leaves
>Nelly
>making Toby weird
>making Creed weirder

>>86162587
Why isn't cunting used at all? It's so much more powerful than fucking. Fucking is stale and pg 13 now.

Anyone else love jerking off to Linda Blair's Oui nudes from the 80's?

>>86162635
if people start using it then it loses its power

CUBE TUCKER HART

IN A WORLD..

>>86162624
Maybe...

>>86162649
if it was made today there's no stopping kevin hart from appearing in it

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>>86162532
>im not the only person whos seen this movie
Thank god!

>>86162532
what a great film

>>86163469
this movie is dope, gonna go watch it again

SWEEEEETTTT SWEET VICTORY
>YEAH

Shanghaied
Frankendoodle
Survival of the Idiots

and I think both Spongebob movies are pretty funny

SB-129
Idiot Box

not highest degree but tier 1.5 kino fo sho

>>86162319
>bland dimming filter on everything

>>86162373
>talking about the filter like a pleb
The lighting is natural and looks nice. Its a bleak somber film and the dp is portugese. The film does actually look beautiful at times

it had a white male lead

>>86162101
No it wasn't

no it was shit

it's no worse than transformers and shit though, so who knows

>>86161903
Let's say for argument's sake that Lando IS there to covertly pass back information. Okay, that's fine but how about TELLING LUKE THERE'S A GODDAMN TRAPDOOR IN THE FLOOR????!?!? Because, fuck dude, information like that would have been useful.

Wait so there a gift. How does that work? Luke tells Jabba that he wants to bargain. Peaceful option. But the droids aren't offered in exchange for Han. They are a token of his appreciation. They're like the free set of steak knives that you get to keep even if you don't go through with the sale. So regardless of whether Jabba wants to bargain, Luke is out of a set of droids.
Was there a plan to get them back? Or was Luke really that cold hearted that he just was willing to dump them there? I can understand dumping C3P0 but R2 was an important part of Luke's ship.
Okay... we can assume that Luke was planning to rejoin the droids, because Artoo is secretly holding onto Luke's lightsaber. PLAN DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
Let's play it out... one of two things will happen. 1. Jabba will say, "yes. Let's bargain". Peaceful solution, they work out a trade for Han, BUT Luke is out of two droids AND the lightsaber he just built. I guess that was considered a fair enough sacrifice in exchange for his friend. But does he need to offer the droids at all? Can't they just pass on the message? 2. Jabba will say no to the bargain and Luke is out of 2 droids and a lightsaber. EITHER way.. Luke is a recorded message. How will Luke even know what Jabba decides anyway. "Hey want to bargain?" I do but you're hiding out in the dunes somewhere and haven't even left your cell phone number. Doesn't work. That's why it would make more sense to have the droids return to Luke with Jabba's answer?
And this is a fair enough plan... let's see if Jabba wants to negotiate. SO why not make this Plan A? Why put Lando through all that bullshit first?

>>86161934
So Leia finds a way to disguise herself and infiltrate Jabba's Palace as a free-roaming member of his crew. WAIT DIDN'T LANDO ALREADY DO THIS IN PLAN A???????? Except Leia is weighed down by a frigging huge wookiee, who is then imprisoned in the dungeons thereby creating ANOTHER person that will need a stealth rescue. Or did they just plan on leaving Chewie behind? I mean, Leia freed Han and then would have had to drag his conspicuous blind ass all the way down to the dungeons and stealth rescue Chewie with a fucked up Han in tow. Doesn't make sense. And then all three of them would still have to get past a billion guards and out of the palace. Unlikely.
So why the fuck couldn't Lando just go up to the control panel and free Han if this was the ultimate plan? BROTHER WAS ALREADY THERE!! And IT WAS HIS FUCKING CARBIN FREEZING CHAMBER IN THE FIRST PLACE SO SURELY HE KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE THE BASTARD BETTER THAN A SPOILT PRINCESS? Seriously, why was Lando even there if they didn't let him do anything? Incredible.
And what's with Jabba? How did he discover Leia? Did he see through the ruse? And is that really what he and his crew do every night... they just stand in a big group, in complete silence on the odd chance that someone might steal the decoration? That's paranoid dude. Why not just put some of those guards on night watch?

>>86161903
>>86161934
not to mention, on a scientific basis the force could never exist.

i just call it "shithole"

Hells kitchen is a part of new york you dolt

why would hell have a kitchen?

what would they serve in hell's restaurant?

why would you call an area that?

lol look at those gay little trex arms

Legendaryzilla would murderize him

>>86161867
>Would Godzilla 2014 stand a chance against Shin Godzilla?
duh? are you under some false impression that shin godzilla is super powerful or something? fatzilla tanked the strongest nuke the united states ever made, and shinzilla got fucked by some normal bombs

Shin's lasers seemed OP as fuck. If it was a straight-up fight, no super powers allowed. 2014 would destroy him. He's got that bulky bear-mode body.

X-Men. Name a single continuity error

Backdoor Whore

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>>86161725

Imma just leave this here.

>posts picture of Cronenberg
>guys I need help finding good cinema
No shit Sherlock

thanks for the help dude, you're amazing.

>>86161572
If you picked your 100 best movies, how many were made last century?