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OH SHIT THIS FUCKING TURKEY IS TALKING TO ME

>>79979545
Get out of my house
>Mennnn

RAPTOR?

>>79979424
He probably would've forgotten he even had them once he walked away from them.

he forgot

>>79979424
Would question himself for hours about when he pressed the record button, then retrace every step causing even more confusion.

Time stamps would still been a conspiracy to him fueled by what ever handler is using him

Still stuck in a loop

>>79979382

Proximity or contact with electrical devices in the Upsidedown apparently causes some kind of power surge reaction to their counterparts in our dimension.

>>79979382
stop overthinking it and trying to poke holes in it and you might enjoy something for once in your wasted life

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they explained it in the show
he's special

>perfect life
>dont get to kungfu shoot bad guys

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>>79979201
>>79979246
Wait a second...

>>79979137
BvS

>>79979137
BB Mountain

Why would a logical and calculating robot use verb contractions?

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>its a "the heavily muscled robot with the thick austrian accent from the future just said something that doesn't make sense" episode

>>79979072
More efficient. Saves time.

>20's
Fellowship of the Ring
The Meme Knight
No Country for Big Guys

How about i just name the 1 best movie froma nolan you little weird boy come on its THE DARK KNIGHT RISES and you can suck my little white balls if you agree or even want to watch a true cinmea FUCK you buddy

real tired of yor lists when all i need is the 1 film for me!

>2000s
There Will be Blood
No Country for old Men
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2010s
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Social Network
The Tree of Life

Not even memeing, I seriously want to know: What did he mean by this?

>>79978934
>I vant to phone in a performance and cash in on my newfound popularity, squandering all the acting good vill I achieved through The Vestler

>>79979049
Fucking this. I rewatched this movie at least 7 times and I still do not understand.

What are some Chaplin essentials? I've only seen two movies... I forget the title of the first, but the other was The Kid.

>>79978856
City Lights and Modern Times.

>>79978901
then the gold rush, great dictator, monsieur verdoux and limelight to finish

Name one, ONE flick where this happens.

>>79980182
Saving Private Ryan

>>79980294

Now name ONE kino where this happens

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>>79978421
Imagine being Michael Sheen in that relationship and having to be all like "damn, Sarah Silverman, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my swinger Hollywood persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Kate Beckinsale in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Michael Sheen and not only sit in that house while Sarah Silverman flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, bad joke after bad joke, while she perfected that comedy routine. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone online tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SARAH SILVERMAN TALKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Rachel McAdams and Kate Beckinsale and later Lily Mo for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wales. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "funny (for that is what she calls herself)" personality, the sense of humor she worked so hard for with kid joke books in the previous decades. And then your PR agent calls for another photo at the red carpet premiere, and you know you could impregnate every single woman in this room before Sarah would leave you, but you stand there and endure, because you're The fucking Sheen. You're not going to lose your future Academy Award over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79978421

He's playing his cards anon. He's not that good looking or famous. He's fucking them while they're still on their way up. Except for Silverman. He must've settled for the long haul. He's probably dying.

Charlie Sheen.

>>79978293
Your mom.

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>>79978335
DELETE THIS

A truly pure relationship. I would have watched a sequel of "will they wont they" scenario between the two

I would like a prequel, The 443rd Samurai.

>>79978153
>So did Arurgren end up with Taka?

Gee what the fuck do you think didn't you watch the movie you fucking idiot. The final shot is Aruguren returning to the village, smiling at Taka.

every 2010s malick film is a perfume commercial

Pretentious movies are pretty good senpai. They're an acquired taste like red wine or analingus

>>79978063
What else? Hara-Kiri remake? 3 hour long film about fucking Turks? We Need to Talk About Kevin? Melancholia? Drive? Another Dardenne flick?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Cannes_Film_Festival#In_Competition

> you've got to spunk kid

>you've got to spunk in my kid

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>You've got spirit kid, I'll give you that