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>>83340074
A raunchy r-rated film perhaps? Can anyone recommend me anything like this?

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>>83340074
Movie.

>>83340074
Agreed

>>83340047
What is #Baywatch too Raunchy for you bro???

/pol/ invasion

critics like you PISS me off not unlike how #Baywatch made me PISS my pants with its RAUNCHY comedy

>>83339887
Nah, she turned out all right.

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>>83339908

nice

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>>83339908
No.

/pol/

DC fans

>>83339854
People arguing about capeshit.

1 and 3 are pretty good i hear. 2 is LITERALLY a homosexual movie. Skip it

>>83340091
Yeah, 2 is pretty pointless.

3 and onward are good for a while though.

I'd say keep marathoning these up to and maybe past the Dream Master.

2 is best

>>83339654
Confirmed fresh reviews.
>Katie Walsh, LA Times
>Josh Horowitz, MTV
>Josh Lasser, IGN
>David Sims, The Atlantic
>Melissa Leon, The Daily Beast
>Grace Randolph
>Mike Ryan, Uproxx
>Roxy Striar, ScreenJunkies
>Kristian Harloff, Schmoes Know/Collider
>Adam Hlavac, ScreenJunkies
>Roth Cornet, ScreenJunkies
>John Campea, Collider
>Joanna Langfield
>Jacob Oller, Paste Magazine
>Borys Kit, The Hollywood Reporter
>Josh Dickey, Mashable
>Scott Mendelson, Forbes

>>83339726
Interesting because this list was pretty much 50/50 on the last three.

>Borys Kit, The Hollywood Reporter
>#wonderwoman is the movie this summer has been waiting for. It's also the movie DC fans have been waiting for.
https://twitter.com/borys_kit/status/868162946094051330

>Josh Dickey, Mashable
"I liked it even better the second time" is something I heard five, maybe six people say last night after WONDER WOMAN. Including me
https://twitter.com/JLDlite/status/868154016575799296

>Scott Mendelson, Forbes
"will this mean a rotten review come Monday ?"
"No."
https://twitter.com/TheChewDefense/status/868098662181851137

nope. you're a patrician

>>83339623
>almost
I understand. Tropic Thounder, MI sequels, and Jack Reacher sequel, are shit and impossible to like

>>83339459
>character's milkies are sweet

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>character has stubbly sweaty pits

I like that pepe. Can I save it?

2Raunchy4me

>>83339453
Wait until you see the movie and you ascend to comedy Valhalla

Why didn't they get anyone attractive?

I get the feeling you enjoy the Transformer movies.

>>83339221
Season 3 is much better than season 2 at least. The Davis & Main shit did not need to take up that many episodes

>>83339221
>boring
No it's becoming more like BB with more and more meme like moments

>Hand creative control of an excellent fantasy mythos to the michael bay of paranormal films

but why

>>83339151
Do not underestimate del toro you fucking mememan

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>>83339200
>calls others mememan
>defends the writer of this film

>>83339030
>Implying the pebble has the balls to fight anyone

>>83339030
yeah right. you would PISS your pants

>>83339030

Real men don't need to fight to prove their dominance.

They simply are.

You're literally no one.

gee whiz another CRITIC who is disconnected with all the fans who are LOVING #Baywatch

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>>83338932
On it's own, yeah, it's fun to watch. Nice atmosphere, good music, pretty creepy xenos, and I could get behind the "deranged robot"-thing.
The cast tended to act rather unprofessionally for trained experts, but the emotions behind their reckless actions were for the most part understandable enough.

However, as a sequel to Prometheus and an addition to the lore of Alien, it was a letdown. It's hard to ignore those things.

Motherfucker you have to judge a movie based on its own grounds. Prometheus at least had the merit of not using Alien in the title. So when it was different and a little bit shitty you could at least say "well hey, it's not calling itself Alien so maybe it wasn't trying to hold itself to that standard" but with Alien covenant that title is right there in your face. And just like A3 and AR you see that title and hope beyond hope that this movie is gonna bring you as much entertainment and enjoyment as the first two in the franchise. Alien Covenant is trash. I shouldn't have to perform mental gymnastics or read a fucking novel to justify half the shit the characters do in that movie. I should have a protagonist that J learn to like, not one who's boyfriend dies in the first 2 minutes after which I'm forced to watch this bitch who hasn't uttered a line of dialogue cry and reminisce while Ridley Scott holds a fucking gun to my head and tells me I should feel sorry for her. Stop lowering your fucking standards. Movie was shit. I like the flute seen tho.

>>83338928
Nope unless they pull some bullshit about how he is a one of a kind Replicant who can live for 30+years.

>>83338928
It doesn't matter now

Its ambiguous on purpose so that you can draw your own conclusion

the director says yes, he was

>>83338897
I like the name and the short bitch is pretty hot

>>83338897
Watching this and Fraiser with my dad are some of my favorite memories growing up. Don't remember the dude on rights name but he's pretty funny as Ross and Monica's dad

>>83338897
>be American
>watch just shoot me
>get shot