>Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
>I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Especially the black ones, and I want you to invite them over to my house
>What are you?
>I'm Cuckman
What did he mean by this, /tv/?
hi hirobot :^)
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/tt8SckA34%2B9HHjumV2lCPw/
>Go see this because it has a 87% on Rotten Tomatoes
>It's another "woman gets away with being a stupid bitch only because she has a cunt" shit flick
Cancer like this is killing horror films
Not only does it make the endings predictable, but it makes men as a whole more misogynistic because the movies make it seem like women get a free ride in society.
Shame there's nothing that we can do to the numale cucks that give mediocre films like this positive reviews.
>>84224331
old pasta, I haven't seen it in months
>Well I Wikipedia that and you Wikipedia can't!
>Oh let me Wikipedia here and Wikipedia there!
>Wikipedia this! I am the Wikipedia!
>I did Wikipedia and you are no Wikipedia.
>WHO CRINGED!? YOU DECIDE!
Didn't they do a GRUMPF one where they basically just said:
>he's so le retarded XD!!!!
>>84224325
Was this pasta really worth saving for a year, anon
hi hirbot :^)
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/ZLjFLIrwHhzp%2F44FBA0Hog/
Only 90s kids can post in this thread
>>84224306
I was born in 1999. What is this?
>>84224328
lmfao you're not a 90s kid, you infant.
I liked him better in breaker high
>blocks your string
how can timebois even compete?
>"I love you Sadie. I love you honey. From a man you never knew."
;_;
What was his fucking problem?
>>84224285
AYO DRE
STICK TO PRODUCING
>>84224285
They forgot about him.
>bix nood mufugga gibs me dat we wuz kangz
Why do none of Issac's friends seem to care that he's dating a high school girl?
It was a different (and better) time
>>84224273
The age of consent in New York City is more of a guideline.
>>84224273
They kind of do, it was the 70s, and the age of consent in New York is 17.
Is this kino?
Good actress or just eyecandy?
>implying it takes talent to be an actor
jewish nepotism
>>84224267
emily is pure aryan
>>84224424
must've fucked some freaky jews to get where she is
To look manly?
>>84224213
To look muscular, defined muscles aren't a male trait either, why do people think that
>>84224300
It is, and they're trying to make her look like a man. As an alien who can emit laserbeams from her eyes, the physical muscles are actually useless.
what are some decent 90s-00s monster flicks
it can be action,comedy or horror
the faculty
Joy Ride isn't a monster movie, but it's an fantastic thriller.
>>84224190
Did any movie abandon its own potential as much as this thing did?
I mean 10 Cloverfield Lane being edited and shoehorned into being a "Cloverfield" pseudo-spin off? Really?
It could've been a deconstruction and exploration of monster movies and so on but it all these years later and they've done jack shit with it. It went nowhere and it's done nothing.
>Darth Vader=Dark Invader
What did Lucas mean by this?
>Darth Icky
>Darth Insanius
i thought it meant "Dark Father"
Darth Vader literally means Dark Father in Dutch
Is every King of the Hill episode basically
>Strawman comes onto the show
>Hank is a good boy, he dindu nuffin - he just wanted to mow his lawn. He was getting his propane career back on track!
>Strawman is defeated in some way by Hank's old fashioned ways
Or am I missing something?
>>84224111
Is every King of the Hill thread basically
>Is every King of the Hill episode basically
>>Strawman comes onto the show
>>Hank is a good boy, he dindu nuffin - he just wanted to mow his lawn. He was getting his propane career back on track!
>>Strawman is defeated in some way by Hank's old fashioned ways
>Or am I missing something?
Or am I missing something?
I mean I haven't seen every episode but I don't think that's accurate at all
Somebody, usually one of hanks friends, Bobby, or Peggy, but sometimes hank himself, finds themselves in a self-inflicted spot of trouble due to their various foibles (Peggy delusions of grandeur, Hank's stubbornness and rose tinted glasses, the one friend with no confidence and no ambition, the paranoid conspiracy theorist friend)
And then they get out of it with a little humility and help from their friends
I DO know what you mean where sometimes a side character appears that's kind of unrealistically douchey, and they get theirs in the end, but that's not the majority of episodes in my experience
>the episode where Dale, Bill and Boomhauer all get locked up in a mental hospital and Hank takes care of it in 20 minutes
>Would you suck a cock to keep your job at McDonalds?
Damn.
Is this the kind of question Americans have to ask themselves on a daily basis?
Probably. By using their broken minimum wage system they've effectively created a class of people who work 40 hours a week (or more) and still can't afford to go to the doctor, mostly to keep the people who don't have to work minimum wage feeling good about themselves and think "Well, at least I'm not on minimum wage" while toiling away at their 50 hour a week job with 2 hour commute. They're desperate and need a job that isn't even worth their time, and since the welfare system is a complete joke sometimes a bitch has to suck a cock to be able to continue struggling against certain death.
Maybe.
>75% of people are just serfs
>90% of the serfs can't do fuckall to change it
>90% of the other 25% are salarymen enslaved to their companies working unfulfilling jobs
"land of the free"