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You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

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>>83514044
>>83514071
Haven't seen this much anal devastation since I rammed yer mum's poopchute last night

>>83514044
>take away the Lynch brand
Then I'd say "wow this is a really good imitation of Lynch, almost like nobody but Lynch could make it"

Twin Peaks 2017 is 10/10 so far, can't wait for the new episode on Sunday.

>>>/tmz/

>>83513887
Who split with who?

He decided to upgrade for a newer model.

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>>83513869

>>83513869
Always a pleasure, Meestah Wick

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>The book also reveals Crowe's initial reluctance when asked by director Ridley Scott to utter what turned out to be Gladiator's most enduring line of dialogue: "And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Crowe was apparently convinced it was an overwrought sentence, but eventually persuaded to play ball following multiple takes. After the scene in question wrapped, he was said to have told Scott: "It was shit, but I'm the greatest actor in the world and I can make even shit sound good."

Well really it should be a widower to a murdered wife what was he thinking

>>83513913
based

>>83513717
You're a fucking autistic motherfucker I hope you get your ass beat by a group of teens

>WOMEN
>FEMINISM
>WOMEN
>FEMINISM
>WOMEN
>FEMINISM
>WOMEN
>FEMINISM

These are not reasons to like something.

wtf I thought Roger Moore died

did he just quit acting and became a reviewer instead?

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Oy vey, the goyim know, how are we going to stole their shekels now

Yes I too love generic superhero movies.

>>83513564

What you think you're looking at is full circle is actually basic script/hero story with woman inserted.
All the crap you think is convoluted is trying to be different and not use textbook hero story.

Ejackalit?

Curb

They're both good but saying Curb is better is sacrilege.

>Sir you're not on the flight plan...

>>83513373

>people were actually hyping this realdoll looking Swede piece of shit

>I'm the president

>>83513325
Why is that man wearing a onesie?

>>83513402
which one?

Is the left guy from Lost?

no

you only paid for one viewing

yes, you paid enough

>>83513238
No, it's never morally acceptable to pirate movies, and anyone who tries to find moral loopholes to make themselves feel better about pirating is a pussy ass faggot.

Just accept it's wrong, and do it.

>>>/a/

Batman v Superman

>>83513176
Stop posting this you goddamn loser. You like fucking children shit. This cartoon looks like AIDS.

>>83513101
punished 11?

she's british

>>83513101
>she

Because Mac had the flamethrower.

The real question is if Childs was a Thing why didn't he? And why even go and sit with Mac, why not just leave him to die and go and freeze somewhere else.

>>83513052
Ah yea Childs had the flamethrower and Mac was fucked at that point, my bad.
He was truly fucked

>>83512974

Because Mac was too exhausted after the encounter with the Thing in the cave, and Childs was based.

it will make less than asm2

>>83512682
What do wonder woman and spider man even have in common?

> sjw propaganda bests sjw propaganda

Wow, exciting

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>>83512454

>>83512454
I remember watching this show with my little nephew on his birthday, cried to tears of laughter.
Feels great man. Glad to share that memory with him. But yeah it would sadly be impossible to make today.