Would this be fatal in real life?
>>81029940
He's falling into a pile of lava. Of fucking course it'd be fatal.
he wouldn't sink since the human body (mostly water) is less dense than molten rock
still die tho
>>81029940
I had a dream I was shot in the head, I lived
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
>91%
>$1.2 billion
Wonder Woman
>74%
>$675 million
Spider-Man: Homecoming
>87%
>$1.1 billion
Thor: Ragnarok
>78%
>$630 million
Justice League
>63%
>$1.3 billion
SCREENCAP THIS
>Justice League
>63%
Probably too high.
>>81029351
Very wrong
>>81029351
>1.3 billion
BVS didn't even each 900 mil, there's no way JL will make that big of a climb. At best it will probably be between 870-910 mil
*Stabs your paths* Edition
>Stream - twitch tv /twitchpresents
>Current - Power Rangers Wild Force
>Next - Power Rangers Ninja Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmDRdMg0BD0 [Embed] [Embed]
Here are the 6 Ranger winners of Morphin Madness from a few years back
Thoughts?
first for new toys
I guess I said some pretty bad things about the Afro-Americans
*audience laughs*
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY STOP LAUGHING
A lotta....trash talk
Write the final episode.
homer dies
marge dies
snowball dies
What did /tv/ think of this?
Loved it
my new fav reaction image
>>81027568
it was alright. not as depressing people made it out to be. didn't that chick get nominated for best supporting actress. she was only the movie for like 5 minutes. the gf's mom had more screen time.
Some kinda reveal coming tonight
Place your bets
>>81027451
Beeman's chick is KGBHenry is dead
>>81027490
Widespread theory
I'm thinking it's something else
Tatiana when?
Bones Series Finale!
The bomb that destroyed the Jeffersonian didn't Kill Dr. Brennan. Instead she suffered a traumatic brain injury and lost all of her smarts!
She doesn't know how to use a stethoscope anymore.
;_;
BOOTH!
>>81027446
This show's FINALLY ending?
I want an actual reason why this movie isn't a piece of shit. No memes or bullshit, just please explain to me why this board jerks off to this movie.
It is literally one person samefagging their shill for it. No one likes it.
snyder's use of cinematic form in telling a story about the myth of these characters
the only thing that irks me is some of the reliance on shot reverse and the shortness of some of the scenes
>>81027716
Taking it that seriously makes no sense to me because the conceptual ideas of DC characters are far more outlandish than Marvel's. Heck, they inhabit make-believe places. The sky was the limit and they decided to get existential instead of just making enjoyable, memorable flicks. People want a fun night out when seeing a cartoon movie, not a reminder of the awful reality they live in, which explains why the DC movies are panned by most non-fans.
>"Hmm, the shockwave that's coming from that guy's wheelchair sure is suspicious. I wonder what that could mean. Oh, it's starting to explode! Perhaps I should do something about it, like using my freeze breath, or containing the explosion somehow. I mean, I am Superman and saving everyone right now would clearly prove it's in everyone's best interest to have me around. Naaah, I'll just stand here and let them burn. That's a much better idea."
WHOOPSIE DOODLE!!!!!
>hmm, superman has never been shown to be fast enough to get to the bomb let alone save everyone, so i'm just going to make something up so i can complain about this movie
>>81026922
Hey, /tv/! Who is your favorite televangelist? Mine is Jack Van Impe. His show is comfy AF!
>>81026043
i hate these fuckers, but theres something soothing about that dumb cunts voice
>>81026406
Why are atheists so hateful?
>>81026406
who said i was an atheist?
Is this the greatest animated movie of all time?
>>80698341
No.
>>80698382
Fucker, beat me to it.
I'd say they're tied really.
>>80698341
>what is Perfect Blue
"no"
but close
Good serial killer movies that are realistic? Not Jason, Freddy bullshit.
>>81025998
Halloween 3
Is killer joe "realistic"?
>>81025998
Friday the 13th
>sacrifice yourself to save the world and your sister
>so tired from endless struggles and tragedy all you really feel is relief
>feel yourself lifted up
>you died a hero's death and end up in heaven
>feel nothing but overwhelming joy, love and peace
>you got your etenal reward
>suddenly a jarring jolt runs through you, your "best friend" is casting a necromancy spell to bring you back to life
>friend doesn't think the spell works, so she walks out of the graveyard and gives up
>you wake up in the coffin they buried you in
>dig yourself out of your own grave
>having been ripped out of heaven this mortal world is nothing but pain and you can't feel anything but suffering
>your sister became a klepto while you were dead and is having trouble in school
>your former boyfriend married a hot doctor while you were dead
>your "friend" was put in charge of your late mothers estate because you were dead and ended up spending all the money
>she never got a job even after the money ran out and spends her days snorting pixie dust and lezzing out with her thicc witch girlfriend that she never bothered to marry
>you never even graduated highschool because it was destroyed by a hellmouth on graduation day, and according to records you have been dead for years, so its real hard to get a job
>to support your klepto little sister and pay rent you have to get a job flipping burgers at a burger joint called the doublemeat palace, the pay is garbage, it stinks and your boss is an asshole
>every day the memory of being in heaven and being ripped out of there fills you with despair while you walk home at night stinking of burger grease and being attacked by random vampires
Was Willow the worst best friend in the history of television?
>>81025335
I'm glad I never watched this show. Also, Firefly is overrated.
>>81026100
It's actually much better than Firefly. It's Joss's best work. I know people hate him now, and some good reasons for that, but Buffy is good stuff.
>>81025335
Why does Alyson Hannigan always play the worst character in every show?
>Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the rebels' hidden fortress.
>Sure I was in my early twenties during the Clone Wars and considering my rank most likely fought in them and can personally remember when thousands of Jedi were using their devotion to that ancient religion to mega flip and magically conjure up shit all over the galaxy as intergalactic sorcerer cops. Hell, I even remember when the Jedi were an officially recognized political organization whose headquarter was located in a gigantic government building on the capital planet across the street from the Intergalactic Senate where the Jedi were called upon by the Senate frequently to use their mystical sorceress powers to lend aid in conflicts and political issues but that won't stop me from being dismissive of the existence of supernatural powers!
>>81024887
...and he was a good friend.
>implying George know anything about Star Wars
so what was vaders rank? was he just some body guard/pilot or something? why was he getting punked by some random officer?
havent watching disney star wars yet.