Recommend me a film that is Kafkaesque. No adaptations of his work.
Also, correctly define what Kafkaesque actually means. Good luck.
I don't owe you shit, retard.
>>82551211
Werckmeister Harmonies
>>82551211
Please, no meat touching ma'am.
>watching movie with parents
>sex scene comes up
>mom gets up and covers the screen with her jacket while dad fast forwards past it
>>82551169
>sex scene comes up
>dad tells me to cover my eyes
>I peek through my fingers anyway
>>82551169
>parents could care less when someone gets decapitated on screen
>covers my face when boobs come on tv
Puritan values at their best.
>Watching movie
>Sex scene comes up
>Mom starts humping my erect cock while dad watches and cries
Worst characters in your favorite shows.
Go!
OP that is not a picture of him
>>82550999
>>82550964
You're both wrong, arson grandma slut is the worst character.
>>82551033
She's close. Well the episodes of her as kajimura was cringe.
She was awful but Josie is shit>>82550999
Billy Zane can never be shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk
Hey Bill, how did you feel during this interaction?
William Shatner is browsing /tv/ right now. He might even be in this thread.
>>82550958
no i am not
>>82550958
He probably STARTED this thread.
Just in case, Hello Mr. Shatner ;) love your work. You're the greatest Star Trek captain of all.
Patrick Stewart can suck Ian McKellen' s dick ;)
WHOA! He stole that guy's pizza!
Cape shit done right
>He stinks, and I don't like em
if I flip the pizzas, Mr. Aziz will flip out....
What am I in for?
time well spent
>>82550696
Should I watch this,risky business,American pie 2 or 13 reasons why?
>>82550730
Risky Business is best.
ITT: True /tv/-core
>>82550566
Why does he dress like a child
>>82550251
>expectations
>niggers
pick1
>>82550251
cause he shop at baby gap
>>82550251
it only looks like it cuz he's 4 feet tall
what child do you know dresses like this?
>go to youtube
>search your favourite actor/momfu + graham norton show
>post results
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2avOxIQr-vc
how is graham not /ourfag/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbhTovGkdA
>>82550220
based Oldman, didn't know he was in cawadooty
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CXQkCyjYPg
>>82550220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGCLSwxoHsQ
EVERYDAY WHEN YOUR
>>82550181
SITTING ON YOUR STOOP
>>82550181
I could never fucking make out what the words after "AND EVERYBODY THAT YOU MEET" but before "AND I SAY, HEY" were.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pu1jsOegQY
Thoughts?
Why can't MTV make shows like this anymore?
>>82550167
Least of the problems with MTV atm desu senpai
ummmm sweetie it's 2017 we don't have time for that kind of thing. It's like you didn't even watch our New Years Resolution for White Males video....
>>82550167
I wonder why can't they made this.
Imagine writing this scene.
>>82550126
I fantasize about being a successful writer all of the time, what of it?
Don't you just hate it when writers think the audience is more interested in hearing their stupid political views than just watching a good story?
Also, RINOs are cancer and they should all be hung in public.
>>82550126
It's just the typical anti-American rant from (((Hollywood))), easily debunked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhDFCcmgvY
>Listen, we've been over this
stupid fucking frogfucker
>>82550076
>you're fired, turn in your badge and gun
>and your other gun
>oh whoops you don't need to turn in any of your other guns, just your police issued ones. you can keep your semi-automatic rifle since you purchased it privately
>try to watch movie or show
>eventually think to myself, I don't give a fuck about these characters
>I don't give a fuck about where this story goes
>What does it matter to me if this romance works out or if this murder mystery will be solved?
>get really annoyed and turn it off ten minutes in
>mfw this happens with literally everything I try to watch
>>82549830
>nihilism
>>82549850
>>82549830
>>82549830
have you tried not being a fag?
>sit through three hours of this
>Rock Me Amadeus doesn't play even once
This movie had too many notes. And lacked the one it really needed.
>>82549772
>the single greatest film ever made
>having any flaws what so ever
poor bait
>>82549772
>Rock Me Amadeus doesn't play even once
kill yourself
>>82549772
Can someone pls explain what the fuck this movie was even about?
I'm usually smart when it comes to complex movies. I understand End of Evangelion for example.