Are they really that bad/worse than the original trilogy?
>>82485669
Ep 2 definitely is. Ep 1 I think is underrated and Ep 3 is a guilty pleasure.
>>82485734
>Ep 3 is a guilty pleasure.
To me the most enjoyable of all prequels. The dialog was serviceable enough and the music was gorgeous.
by all measures yes
but episode 3 is my shit so idk
>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a birthday gift since she has a day off
>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>i agree thinking that it was that new star wars movie i had heard about
>get to the theater in the local mall
>see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake
>realize im about to see some kiddy movie about goofy aliens
>That star wars flick isn't even playing anymore
>mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats
>the theater is full of kids
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
>notice kong: skull island is starting soon as well
>use my moms money to buy a ticket to see kong along with the kong combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms
>rush into Kong before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way
>only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows
>text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done
>watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach
>check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me
>leave my theater
>notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone
>try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen
>text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message
>tell her to meet me at the car
>wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car
>i ask her how the movie was
>she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me
Holy shit you're a piece of garbage. I'd rather know cunnyposters, brapposters, and even frogposters than with you.
TITS OR GTFO
>>82485364
Is he cool?
>>82485373
>confirmed cool
>>82485364
I know who you are, boy, 'cause you are me!
why do women like gore so much?
>>82485331
Women are evil.
probably reminds them of their period lol
I cannot imagine how weird it must be to have some creature grow inside of you that when it comes out nearly splits you in two.
Why is childbirth so inefficient anyway? Is it as much of a hassle for animals?
Anyone else ever met any famous /tv/-related personalities, like actors or directors?
I met Tarkovsky in Sweden, went there with my fiance in 1985 and he was shooting Sacrifice near our hotel. When we approached the crew Tarkovsky looked at me then at my fiance and said in a broken English "The fuck you doing with this stupid cyka? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then the camera guy behind him spoke "Oh Andrei you found another offret?", "Yeah, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty zharkiy though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with offrets so she'd know how much of a offret he is". Right at that moment Tarkovsky jumped on my fiance and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but the camera guy jumped on me and held me down and started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the offret and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my fiance stared at me in the eyes as Tarkovsky undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Tarkovsky just kept pushing her head down. Tarkovsky looked at me and mouthed the word "Offret", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Tarkovsky then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. The camera guy who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the offret", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was his boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
Yes.
Wesley Snipes. I'm not writing all that again, just look in the archive Wesley Snipes+store.
What's the point of these threads.
>>82485360
To talk about when we met famous /tv/-related personalities, like actors or directors.
Was it rape?
>>82485082
classic rape
absolutely not
If it was rape half the girls at that school were begging to be raped
Can you name a bigger fucking hack? He hasn't made a good movie since Alien 1979. Almost 40 years without a genuinely good movie
Alien was a fluke.
>>82485074
Not all of his efforts were duds.
Gladiator, Blade Runner, Black Rain, Thelma & Louise, Kingdom of Heaven are all decent.
You need to get your head out of your ass, or stop shit posting, kiddo.
I think with a better lead actor kingdom of heaven directors cut would be very revered (though i still love it)
So....
a deer
a female deer
We get it drumplestilskin your president is a fucking joke and comedians are taking advantage of the fact. Solution:don't vote for a terrible president next time you salty bitch
BNARLD
ITT: Boring-ass movies
Pic unrelated ;)
>>82484749
>pic unrelated
>>82484749
HEY-Ooooooh!
ha hha
>perfect finales don't exis-
>I love you, Azula, I do
Fucking kino. I swear to God.
>>82484685
literally perfect
It had to happen sometime , thoughts?
make sense playing to their target audience of 14 year old theater tech girls and 40 year old manchildren
Meh, the guy who created DW wanted a woman in the 80s. It's not a new idea.
Besides, they're not canon. The only REAL Doctor Who was Peter Cushing.
>>82484653
>literally WHO
New episode's coming out tonight
I'm glad they didn't go with the same formula with PiperChat and the whole
>the guys have come up with a new idea and race to get it to market but get a few setbacks and pitfalls along the way
I had thought Gavin and Rus' characters would become stale but they actually bought it back in the best way possible, looking forward to this one
>>82484585
This dude just makes me laugh everythine he's on screen, there's something about his face and mannerisms
>>82484585
Gavin Belson is goat
the character is superbly written and acted
KEKS KEKS KEKS KEKS KEKS KEKS
My 5 star films on Letterboxd (with a couple of 4.5's). I'll fight anyone about any of them
Yeah looks good mate
>>82484583
>Civil War and Boyhood
How old are you?
>>82484583
>Boyhood and Civil War
I would be embarrassed.
>Kafkaesque
>>82484555
>noir influenced
>retarded
lovecraftian
>when do you need to go
>an hour ago
>its an hour drive
>ill be there in 2 minutes
>how much time do we have?
>five minutes
>*six minutes later*
>hurry up, we only have two minutes left!
>you'll never get away with this
>oh but I already did