Eeny, meeny, miney, moe - I wonder where my glove will go?
You know the rules
>What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
Well, Anon?
Stream where
Fuck the critics. I enjoyed this. And now I'll never get a sequel because of them.
>>81959426
the orc parts were the only good parts, the human parts were a god aweful drag
>>81959426
don't lose hope, the china bucks might save it.
Honestly though, it should have been a full CG movie, the live action actors just looked really bad.
>>81959426
having never played any of the games, i was confused the whole time. i had no idea where we were, why it was important or why the bad guy wanted to fuck everyone over.
meanwhile my friend who plays the games LOVED it.
so if it pleased the game audience its already better than the other video game to movie movies. at least it didnt piss off the target demo.
Prove me wrong.
70s, easily
Most diversity and most classics of any decade
>>81842828
He's aBigguy.
90's for me.
ITT: Post and discuss well done gay/bisex characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo7S61f7qGA
no one? for shame /tv/
>>81960859
you happy now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJSI6pjgzIM
friday the 13th is dead, a nightmare on elm street is dead, they made a new tcm movie and decided not to release it, announced a new halloween and people didn't give a shit. is the slasher movie genre officially dead? how do we save the slasher genre?
I gave a shit
David Gorden Green and Danny McBride will save Halloween
Just enjoy the films from the past.
Anything produced today will be shot digitally, have little to no practical blood effects, cast model-esque actors, and won't have that comfy 80's setting that makes slashers enjoyable.
>>81842350
What movie is that webm from?
>4chan /tv/ Presents:
Another shit thread that has nothing to do with films or tv
>a BLACKED.com production
>featuring
>Whoah..64 Fender Stratocaster in classic white with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar.
>whoa i want you to fuck me in the ass, marty
what THE FUCK did she mean by this?
>no stairway,denied!
what did he mean by this?
>>81958906
cassandra sounds like shes deaf
What do you think?
I like it a lot, honestly. I've only watched the first episode but it's really funny. There are a lot more jokes, and because of that there are a lot more unfunny ones, but there are also a lot of good ones. The main thing I noticed is that they sometimes rip on something a frame or so before it appears on screen, which is weird. The skits are okay.
I enjoyed it just as much as I did Thimbleweed Park.
>>81958027
It's decent and does a good job of living up to the original. Therefore, /tv/ hates it.
riffing is good, but my god are the felica day parts fucking terrible
and jesus fucking christ did they NEED to have fucking shithead wheaton in the first fucking 30 seconds of the first fucking episode
Was it rape?
She didn't say no.
Hannah was a stupid cunt. I'm glad she killed herself.
Bryce did nothing wrong.
>>81957618
rape is a social construct
>>81957753
kill yourself tripfaggot
Will there ever be an adaptation that lives up to the source material?
>>81956963
The source material itself shit. It just happens to have some neat ideas in it.
Akira was better than the stupid manga even if brainlets claim it was incomprehensible.
lol is he taking a shit haha
how and why?
he put it there
look at his face, he's /mischief/
>>81956338
We went through this earlier anon.
Leave it alone or you'll end up like Nance.
>>81956836
David we need answers!
Emily blunt in EoT. I would love to look her at another scifi movie kicking ass in a mature way, i like how she looks like a trully badass an not like a femminism-pulled character.
Now, feel free to talk trash about her and post a better one.
>>81956210
Yes, she was good. The movie was a good adaption of JP source material. She#s far superior to Scarlett Johansson.
>>81956210
>swn sit on your face
I don't get why reddit worships her in this
Why did people in the theatre laugh when he took his mask off?
>>81955858
we are a planet of simpletons
>>81955858
he's ugly and looks like a bitch
Because he's unattractive maybe? Are you really that stupid?
What do you think of Event Horizon? Did you like it? Is this space kino?
it rips off Alien a lotbut yes it is space kino
>>81955233
>domme fetish
>hell
Please
>>81955233
Post real hell scenes from the movie
>Fox put out a press release laying out the schedule for all four sequels beginning with AVATAR 2 on December 18, 2020, and followed by AVATAR 3 on December 17, 2021. Then, there’s a three-year break with AVATAR 4 following up on December 20, 2024, and concluding with AVATAR 5 on December 19, 2025.
It's almost like...a joke....of some kind...
Based jim, disney about to get eaten alive
Will have as much success as Sin City 2.
>>81954602
What? Disney wants Avatar to be successful.