6 pizza in one sitting challenge. Are you up for it, anon?
I don't really like pizza 2bh.
I could probably down 2
>>81157412
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
What the FUCK was her problem?
half nigger
half white
>>81175416
why is she so plain? pam was better.
Four scenes were shown.
>King Arthur (Liam Garrigan) leads the Knights of the Round Table in battle against an invading army, and are on the verge of defeat when the slightly insane wizard Merlin retreats to a nearby cave, actually the massive turbine of a buried spaceship, and returns charging into the battlefield alongside a colossal three-headed Cybertronian dragon known as "Dragonstorm".
>On present day, a group of schoolchildren explore the ruins of a battle between humans and Transformers, who have been at war since Optimus Prime's departure from the planet years before. They are ambushed by a human-made robotic drone and rescued by rebellious teenager Izzy (Isabella Moner) and her Autobot companions Squeeks and Canopy, the latter which is mortally wounded by the drone before Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) and Bumblebee arrive to rescue them. Cade has been branded a fugitive for his association with the Autobots and now transverses the world rescuing Transformers in need, aided by wisecracking hacker Desi (Jerrod Carmichel). They welcome Izzy and Squeeks into their "family", only for Cade to be captured by the Transformers Response Force (TRF), a paramilitary unit dedicated to exterminating the Autobots. Despite their threats, Cade refuses to betray his friends' location.
>Cade meets Sir Edmund Burton (Anthony Hopkins), a scholar who lives in a fortified estate in the English countryside with his robotic attendant Cogman and an Autobot disguised as a WWI-era tank suffering from "robot dementia" and still believing the conflict is to be taking place. Burton is versed in the secret history between humans and Transformers, having met Bumblebee as a young boy and since collected numerous Cybertronian artifacts from across the centuries including the Round Table were King Arthur and his knights once conferred with the legendary Knights of Cybertron. Burton reveals that the future of both races rests on Cade's shoulders by the virtue of what he has found and introduces him to academic historian Vivian Wembley (Laura Haddock), whom Burton has called to help. Blue-collar rogue Cade quickly clashes with uptight upper-class Vivian, to Burton's amusement.
>Lost in space, Optimus is found and revived by a mysterious entity known as "Quintessa" (Gemma Chan) and returns to Earth as her enforcer, leading to a vicious battle against Bumblebee atop a Cybertronian vessel emerging from the bottom of the ocean, as Cade and his friends look on in disbelief.
One day I'll sit down and watch all these, they honestly sound so trashy that I doubt I'd be able to hate them.
>>81175444
They're fun.
And this one has Autobots fighting Nazis too.
ITT: films you wish got more recognition on this board.
blue filter is the mark of the plebeian
>>81175236
I talk about this all the time
>>81175414
Talking about the filter in a negative way is plebiankino
>>81175414
To be fair, this movie was made a while before every action movie was being made to look blue.
Hey dudes, we streaming apocalypse now tonight so feel free to join.
Rabb.it/kikebot9000
FUCK YOU SPOON
>>81175337
Fuck you cuck
bamp
Is the anime sequel any good /tv/?
It has its head up its ass with the amount of philosophy it throws at you. Other than that, it is a worthy sequel with a soundtrack just as good and pretty good action. You will be confused
>>81175090
>Gabriel
Best. Batou is good, too. Much more interesting than the major, at least. He's a better character across all continuities' incarnations as well.
>>81175090
theres already a sequel? didnt the first one JUST come out?
What is the movie equivalent of a videogame that focuses exclusively in gameplay?
>>81175026
Films like Tree of Life and Eraserhead.
>>81175026
Action movies like Mad Max 2
hardcore henry
>character smoking from a bong
>doesn't remove the bowl/stem before taking a rip
God I wish I had some weed
>character smoking from a bong
>starts sweating profusely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8WJbI5MH5w
>character smokes weed
>is a ill-adjusted deadbeat
i love realistic episodes desu
Recommend me a film /tv/
>>81174867
why do girls pretend to like star wars?
>>81174879
they want to fuck luke or han
>>81174879
>girl
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/31/spider-man-homecoming-trailer-beats-justice-league-on-social-media.html
>How did DC/WB fuck up so bad? Can Joss Whedon save them?
Spider-Man is insanely popular and him getting to marvel was a big deal to all the normies. Meanwhile JL is coming off 3 poorly received DC movies while marvel isn't. This isn't really a surprise. Anyway you have to be a complete underage or virgin to give a shit about marvel and DC company wars
I don't know what those numbers mean
>>81174751
It means Marvel is going to kick DC's ass again. Both critically and at the Box-Office.
name 1 flick where a woman farts when she's alone
It would be distracting and serve no real purpose except to appear artsy, realistic, or funny. Imagine if you were watching Empire Strikes Back and there was a scene where Chewie lets out a loud fart as he and Han are piloting the Falcon. It would be awkward and would ruin the tension of the film.
First Scary Movie.
>chick farts
>killer on the phone: what's that sound?
>sorry, I farted, I didn't think you would hear it.
>>81174622
>he doesn't know about silent farts
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
WHAT CHA GONNA DO
I can break dese cuffs
>>81174635
you cant break those cuffs
>>81174635
That segment is such bullshit, cop "gets him a job" as a professional freak midget working 4 hours a week on Mondays.
Why was Days of Future Past so good but Apocalypse so fucking terrible.
Was it really all Jennifer, Olivia, and Sansa's fault?
>>81174542
Apocalypse was better than DOFP.
No, Singer is just bad at writing anybody that isn't Wolverine.
>implying olivia did anything wrong
she barely had any dialogue and was one of the few women in the movie that didn't look like a sack of shit, fuck you son.
>>81174588
Go home Bryan, some 15 year old boy is waiting for you.
April Fool's Edition
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>>81130744
>>81130744
>yfw everyone who said the next companion would be a black lesbian were right
is this the real thread???
>>81153857
yes this is the canon thread
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81174415
what is the symbolism here?
>throwing away the only weapon you have
>>81174555
>the only weapon you have is a throwable fishing tool