Who's ready to go see her movie tomorrow?
I'm gonna go and see Free Fire actually.
>>81077849
Dose of the Shill.
Not me. Hate weeb shit.
Rewatching this 2003 Murray/Johansson film. Are there any films since that so masterfully convey the subtle feeling of alienation? Both of these people feel marooned in their own lives. Recommendations for more of the same, please.
>>81077727
OP again. I know this may seem like a tall order. Part of the film's charm is, I think, a byproduct of when it was filmed. The US was post-9/11 but pre-Iraq. We were lost, and not sure how to proceed. Any suggestions conjured in you by this feel? Post them please.
>>81077727
It's probably not really what you're after, but Babel came to mind.
The Station Agent?
*sniff* *sniff*
What's that smell?
*snff*
Can- can anyone else smell that?
*snfffff*
My god, it, it's -
>>81077447
A DIRTY FUCKING NIGGER
Movie went massively downhill at exactly this point.
Am I the only one who actually wanted to hear Superman's testimony?
>>81077631
The audience needed to know that Mark Zuckerberg was actually evil though
What was her superpower?
didn't have one, obviously.
>>81075569
Can keep food from spoiling
>>81075569
>non-marvel characters
>super powers
MY VAGINA
IS
hahahahaha
>>81075172
Season: 1 Episode: 1 Pilot: Part 1
What am I in for, my Lost boys?
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>>81073915
poopy
>>81074003
What's this mean?
Stop being fat.
>>81073498
They should do an episode where he takes a day off and talks to the camera about what life has taught him
>>81073729
I agree. He's seen some shit
"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.
Why did he have to get in incredible shape but Gal Gadot didn't?
>>81073494
He doesnt need to suck dick for a role
>>81073494
Wow, is he playing Braniac?
Because she's already in incredible shape?
>INSTEAD OF DONALD TRUMP... HE'S DARTH TRUMP LMAO
The height of American comedy
>>81073287
not even the right tone of orange. trump is orange cheeto
>last couple episodes are about everyone's internet history being public
>donald trump actually is kind of incompetent
why are they always right
>>81073287
Trump is Fucked.
Power Rangers Made generation millennials cynical fucks
>>80734112
try that again grandpa
Gokaiger was the shit
>when mom buys you the Red Ranger Battilizer armor toy
Is there a link yet?
>>81073119
Sir, we told you we would give you the sausage link if we found it. Now please, we're trying to clean you
>>81073119
Behold your king!
>>81073119
Between genetics and obesity?No_
This fucking movie has been remade like 10 times for no reason. Does anyone care about the hitman franchise?
>>81072619
Why is it so hard to get right? Have they never played the games?
>>81072619
A Hitman movie needs less action, less James Bond wannabe, and more methodical intelligence. Square Enix's CGI trailers blow the fuck out of both Shitman movies, they're also action based and actually good. 47 himself will never be a good character on which a story can be reflected, he's the definition of an empty character and he is supposed to be one, he even dresses like a nobody business man. Even Hitman Absolution (the game before Hitman 2016) was complete shit when it took the story route.
Add to this that they won't cast 47's voice actor (David Bateson) as 47 even when he looks exactly like Agent 47. He is Agent 47. Apparently he's a nobody, so that clearly affects his performance and it isn't just an excuse for a cheap grab at more money.
This guy would be perfect to play 47.
Best horror remake coming through.
Was he dare say... /ourguy/?
>>81071628
The Thing was better, but this is also great.
SRSLY GO! You anons have been complaining about capeshit for years,now its the time for action.If you give some shekels to this flick we may have a decent Berserk or Mobile Suit Gundam kino in a few years.
Shill
No. I don't want them to ruin any more anime.
>>81071384
1. The original anime & manga still be good and even if the movies suck at least it is more money / free advertisement for the jap creators
2. Some stuff can only be dobe right with western actors, like Berserk
Who was in the wrong here?
>Sources say the two tough-guy actors are being kept from one another as the FAST team continues its press tour in the run-up to the F. Gary Gray-helmed film hitting theaters April 14. "They're keeping them separated as much as possible," says an insider.
>That sequestering will be most obvious today when Universal brings footage of the film to CinemaCon in Las Vegas, where Diesel, Charlize Theron and the rest of the cast will be on hand to promote the eighth installment in the $4 billion franchise. That is minus Johnson, who is already back on the set of BALLERS in Miami. But just 12 hours earlier, Johnson was in Las Vegas, participating in Paramount's BAYWATCH presentation at CinemaCon. And Monday night, he introduced Sony's JUMANJI at the high-profile exhibition showcase.
>Universal downplayed any simmering tensions and said the two actors simply have been on different continents throughout the tour. But sources say that the CinemaCon scheduling could have been easily accommodated.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/fate-furious-beef-dwayne-johnson-vin-diesel-kept-apart-press-tour-989402
work
>>81070928
just bald men having insecurities as usual
>>81070928
Its bullshit, fake controversy to try and hype the movie.
In reality they have them in double the places promoting the movie. Its win win.