What's /tv/'s consensus on the Netflix Original Ozark?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxh0aF64w1g
>>86692138
It's a pretty good show. Nothing amazing though
I liked it
Its not terrible. It's like most Netflix shows- mediocre quality and clearly designed by committee to appeal to some demographic. Netflix needs to start giving money to directors with vision and let them do passion projects.
How accurate is this list?
Does /tv/ think mainstream audiences will go see a movie starring people who look like this?
>>86692096
i auditioned for jaffar. got a callback too.
i'm interested in how this movie turns out. personally i think its gonna be pure shit.
>>86692190
Stop lying.
>>86692190
>filthy muzzie
>being on western website of sinners
Hoffmann is maimed beyond mental capacity in his first trap.
Dies in the sawblade room.
The trap in the running park/trees is first person perspective from one of the 3 victims who dies.
2 of the 3 main investigating cops die by booby trap.
The jigsaw copycat is the daughter of one of the main players in the barn game.
The last surving cop is the son of Tapp from the first movie. Turns out to be a young apprentice of the Jigsaw legacy too. Are met with Gordon and a few others in the end to welcolme copycat Jigsaw's mother to the legacy.
A congressman obsessed with the Jigsaw suggests death-traps to help deathrow convicts learn their lesson. Possible 9th movie.
Jigsaw's legacy becomes known and worshipped around the world.
Proofs?
Reminder that season 2 was fantastic.
Here's hoping season 3 does something new, rather than try to imitate season 1 for success.
>>86692006
>s2
>not anything but utter dogshit
i don't follow critics or anyting but this was terrible. i was excited about the cast, went in with an open mind.
was pure shit. couldn't do more than 3 episodes. dialogue was poor, characters and darkness felt forced. didn't have the energy of the first season.
>>86692123
>dialogue was poor
False
>characters
Ray Velcoro is one of the best characters on TV. All the characters had their place in the show, and they were all linked by things like their parental and sexual issues.
>darkness felt forced
Why do you say that?
>>86692006
No one can even vincepost on /tv/ anymore, or ever.
>critically panned worldwide for not enough orcs
>check deleted scenes
>all of them orcs
How do you fuck up this bad?
>>86692005
>>critically panned worldwide for not enough orcs
The fuck did I just read?
>>86692048
by orcs he means niggers
>>86692048
>he didnt like the orcs
Absolute pleb
Was it CGI and maisie's face on someone else's head?
she's just that ugly bro
What was his problem?
Why don't we have emergency broadcast tests on phones? No one watches TV or listens to radio anymore.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON
>>86691998
Closest thing we have to it is Google sending out alerts.
Even comes with the obnoxiously startling tone.
>Retro tech, huh? Thrift store, Salvation Army?
>Uh, the garbage, actually.
Why didn't Peter sell that 30 year old Macintosh he found in the trash to some collector for a couple hundred bucks and then buy/assemble a modern computer?
>>86691259
aaggghhh...
RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL
ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIIIKEEEE
ILL FIND THE WHOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE BY MYSEEEEELF
I have two questions
Were the iron islands conquered by the Andals?
Should not there be white people/andals in essos? The Andals came from essos, but there are no white people. Only brown people.
who cares
check'em
>>86693255
Neat
>>86693255
Checked
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/04/20/joss-whedon-may-cast-unknown-batgirl-dc-universe/100684282/
>"What I'm looking for in a Batgirl is probably somebody new," Whedon told us on the red carpet. "Somebody who is willing to go the distance. It is going to be hard. I want somebody who's going to get in the trenches with me."
What did he mean by this?
Isn't he a cuck?
>>86693201
he wants girls to suck his dick and eat his ass till he find the right one.
>>86693201
>It is going to be hard. I want somebody who's going to get in the trenches with me.
He's gonna fuck another one.
Why?
>>86693108
Apparently for an upcoming movie role, it was actually completely bald so it's actually coming back in pretty well
>>86693108
I'd like to spunk on her chest.
>sekret lesbian ladies club with TayTay
It's NIGHT'S KING not Night King. Fuckers.
It's NORTH KOREA
night's king and night king are different characters nerd
I just call him Bran