why was the final episode such a steaming pile of dogshit?
It wasn't?
>be brilliant scientist
>fuck hot cylon bitch
>thinking with his penis, gets 99,8% of the human race killed
>survives the nuclear holocaust
>lucks out and gets rescued
>become chief scientist in the fleet
>become VP
>become fucking President
>think with your penis again and give a nuke to a Six
>because of that, everyone is fucked again
>gets on trial and gets fucking acquitted just because no one knew he was responsible for the nuke
>gets exiled
>somehow lands into a harem of hot chicks who want to fuck him
>bang bitches all day every day
>finally makes it to Earth
>"Oh I don't know, I know a thing or two about farming"
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>>79870395
>"Oh I don't know, I know a thing or two about farming"
gotta admit, I had a FEEL moment
>>79870511
Can someone post the other so feel we all please
Tommy Lee Jones Said Really Mean Things To Jim Carrey During Batman Forever
>"I was really looking forward to working with Tommy because he was a fantastic actor, and he still is. I love him. I mean, he's amazing. But he was a little crusty…I think he was just a little freaked out because Dumb and Dumber had come out on the same weekend as Cobb, and Cobb was his big swing for the fences--pardon the pun. And that didn't work out, and it freaked him out. I think it made him--I walked into a restaurant the night before our big scene in the Riddler's lair and the maître d said, 'You're working with Tommy Lee Jones, aren't you?' I said, 'I am.' He said, 'He's in the back corner.' I said, 'Oh, great. I'll go say hello.' And I went up to say hi and the blood drained from his face in such a way that I realized that I had become the face of his pain or something. And he got kind of shaking and hugged me and said, 'I hate you. I really don't like you.' And I was like, 'Wow, okay, what's going on, man?' And he said, 'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.'"
What did he mean by this?
classic
>>79870292
I wish people said stuff like that to me instead of kys bum bum
>'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.'
I still say this to my girlfriend whenever she says or does something stupid. I just love that line and I don't know why. It sounds like such a classy putdown.
I don't mind that it's Christian. But honestly, given the fact that every other scorsese film is atleast an 8/10, this feels like a let down.
>>79870217
>every other scorsese film is atleast an 8/10
Best Scorsese since the 80s
If you disagree you should go back
>>79870285
>Best Scorsese since the 80s
literally how?
>>79870217
Silence was actually a return to his former glory. His recent work,
Gangs of New York, Shutter Island, Hugo, Wolf of Wallstreet, etc, were all 6-7/10 at best.
>Emma Stone is an academy award winning actress
I'm still in shock. How? Why? La La Land was a great movie for sure but her acting didn't make it so.
Why the fuck?
Emma Stone is second worst Emma
>>79870085
nigger pls. emma stone is a far better actress than halle berry, hattie mcdaniel and viola davis combined. pls kill yerself.
I'm babysitting my seven year old cousin tonight and she says she wants to watch a 'scary movie' with me.
What movie should we watch?
Coraline.
>>79870032
Monsters Inc
>>79870032
Hocus Pocus
Hey black people,
We will happily give you this oscar win because what better way to represent black culture on black month then to recognize the first colored oscar going to a BLACK LGBT movie about gay niggers.
That's right, darkies. The only black movie that white people even remotely care about are if two able-bodied male negros suck each other's long black dicks and ass fuck each other. How come Straight out of Compton never made the nomination? A film that represented black success? It's because Hollywood doesn't care about blacks only if black males emasculate themselves on camera will the oscars ever recognized people of color. Your only existence is to push progressive and the agenda that the Black race is to be progressively homosexual and must promote free love among male homoerotic relationships. There is no room for Black Male and Black Masculinity. People are colored will only be recognized by the academy if they gay because GAY&LGBT rights are more important than black issues.
love, the rest of the world
you expect me to believe that a gay black kid was scared of coming out in miami. kek
>>79870023
White people don't know how to season their food
you're so butthurt right now lmao
>offered a role by a new upcoming director who got nominated for Whiplash
>decides to decline it for Disney
>emma stone takes the role
>critics praised it
>ends up receiving numerous awards
>ends up getting an oscar
How much is she regretting her decision?
It's a pretty even trade off honestly.
>>79870007
You want me to say it again?
>>79870007
Not as much as this guy. Literally what made him think that he was famous enough to turn down a role like this because he was only offered $4 million instead of $6? Those blind items about him being a cokehead must be true because that's the only way his ego could get that inflated. At least Emma is still going to be a star in the future.
Will he ever win an oscar?
Maybe if he gets a bronze tan.
>>79869822
He really didn't deserve it for La La Land.
Casey even played a better autist at this turn.
He'll get it tho
Next year for Blade Runner
>Superbad
>Zombieland
>Easy A
>Amazing Spiderman
What a robbery.
>no tits
>no ass
>looks like a frog
no thanks
why do they keep pushing this ugly cunt
Man stop talking shit to my babygirl
He's right, you know.
>>79869624
Why doesn't Donnie tweet about this stuff anymore? It's no fun if he doesn't react.
fuck Drumpf and fuck white people
>>79869624
Why does the president of the free world give a shit about a celebrity circle jerk?
1 win.
>Best Sound Editing
LOL
>>79869458
>tfw this piece of kino is tied with fucking suicide squad in terms of oscars
The academy hates sci Fi except fucking Gravity.
>>79869458
Kind of a travesty that it wasn't even nominated for best score tbqhwy
>>79869456
Wow, I'm so proud of them.
I'll start
>James Bond 007
POTUS
>>79869084
Gothe in Schindler's List
>tfw your standard disney pixar shit beat an actually beautiful adult film once again
>>79868924
> dude it's deeper if the title is in foreign
>>79868924
it was good movie, im not surprised it lost, i am content enough it was nominated. It will be enshrined on some Wikipedia page forever
I went on a marathon of all the Star Wars films very recently and I just realized something: why do all the alien races look so fucking stupid?
It's literally the reason I never got into the series as a kid.
>>79868877
Aliens need to look alien, friend
>>79868877
The Empire was right about xenos...
>>79868927
>>79869017
>>79868927
You can make an alien race look "alien" and still have them be at least a little dignified looking. ALSO, putting facepaint on humans doesn't make anyone look "alien" at all, just fucking retarded looking.