>tfw to inteligent too enjoy watching millionaires play pretend
>>79127625
>tfw to intelligent too think the way you do because I understand that actors exist solely to serve me and without me they would be nothing
>>79127625
literally too dumb to understand the point of theater or cinema
Would you prefer to watch poor people play pretend? I don't get it.
>Hello this is Dr. Frasier Crane at KLCL radio, I'm listening:
>>79127577
>Yeah Hi Dr. Crane, first time listener long time caller,I had a dream I was walking along 5th Avenue yesterday when I dropped a shekel, next thing I know I was surrounded by voigels clammering for my sweet can, then my father started spanking me telling me that i was a good bot while my mother breastfed me salmon mousse from her tite. Do you think i've got a problem or what? Do I like want to bang my father I don't know but surely it cant hurt right, i don't know what do you think?
>>79127577
>Hello? yeah hi Dr. Crane. my name is eh.. Alice Camembert and I have a problem.
you see my fiancee is a huge pussy, so i decided I will castrate him and turn him into the sissy that I know he really is.
but my problem is, how can I hurt him the most afterwards? psychologically speaking.
>>79127762
Well as an expert on the matter I believ Freud most faithfully said that gas therapy might solve the problem
>>79128134
Well, Alice. If he is not able to saitisfy your sexual urges then maybe you could come by the studio and we could "talk" about it.
Webm thread
Rondom webum, could be nsfw
>>79127500
your thread is as pathetic as that shitty webm
Young hathaway best Hathaway
Why does Hollywood defend so many paedos?
because he dindu nuffin and these bitches just wanted some money
why is pussy media so dumb
>>79127373
Because Hollywood is full of paedos.
>>79127373
I'm really getting fucking angry at this. Fucking Matthew Broderick literally killed two people and no SJW gives a fuck.
thoughts?
>>79127242
It's kino. Especially Miserable Mill.
NPH isn't even bad.
>>79127242
It's good, but inferior to the film. In fact watching the show reminded me off how much I love the film.
It's for kids. Time to grow up manchildren
What the fuck is going on with distribution in Australia recently.
>Get Out
>Split
>Silence still not out
>Free Fire and Baby Driver have no release date
>John Wick 2 has not been rated by the Australian ratings board
>Can't even watch Lego Batman legally without waiting an extra 40 days
Can't wait to get called a nation of pirates again.
>>79127212
the pirating problem was never an issue of cost but distribution. When digital streaming first came out side by side with NBN rollout piracy plummeted till the liberals fucked the NBN now its next to impossible to stream during peak hours anymore.
This was mirrored by the release of digital distribution for video games back when steam first became a thing. Vidya piracy in Australia was rampant due to late availability and the huge markup. When we were buying at american prices on steam piracy dropped like a stone, now that the publishers fucked us by bumping it up to the SAME cost as physical copies piracy is on the rise again.
>>79127267
Any idea why we're suddenly getting screwed with delayed movie release dates?
>>79127212
Literally saw Split like a week or two ago, at an Event Cinemas in Newi.
Agree with everything else though, shit's fucked.
Why did Batiatus spare his life?
Batiatus was this guy btw. He took a huge political and social dive to cover for Spartacus and save his life. Why? Sympathy? It was loose end never really covered in the plot.
>>79127080
Batiatus was like a scout he had a good eye for talent.
he wanted the House of Batiatus to be the best
>>79127036
The first season of this show was pure kino, RIP in piece andy whitfield
So,according to most people,this is the best of the franchise
What did you like and did not like about it? Also did you prefer the book or the film?
>>79126958
>inb4 pasta
>alfonso cuaron
who knew a director who does perv movies make an HP so well
>>79126958
The movie is better directed than all the others, it had a great aesthetic and the CGI still doesn't look completely awful. The story is the first of the series to really touch on mature themes, but doesn't go over the edge into the melodramatic, high-stakes storylines of the later films. It's both an entertaining romp and a meaningful, character-driven story at the same time.
I haven't read the book since it came out, nor have I felt the need to, so I'd say I probably prefer the film.
Anyone seen this new Netflix show about zombie suburban housewife Drew Barrymore?
solid show
8/10
I'm trying to decide if the daughter in it is cute or not. I have a big fetish for ginger teenagers but she has a alien looking foreheard that's kind of creepy.
>>79126876
both the leads are great. im a big timothy elephant fan because of justified
side characters are all funny:
nerdy neighbor
slutty neighbor
2 cops
principal
its a great show, can't wait for season 2. (still on episode 5)
Marvel on suicide watch.
>>79126809
DELETE THIS
>>79126809
>it already got a better rating than any other DC movie thus far
>tfw too intelligent for linear communication
This movie's plot is death process
>>79126735
I kekked anon
What did they mean by that?
I think 90% of anons on /tv/ has never used a VCR
Am i wrong?
90% of /tv/ don't even remember the days of pre-Blu-ray. DVDs
>>79126729
I still have a working one
I had them when I was a kid. It's amazing how shitty the quality was if you look at them now.
Why aren't you watching the best show currently airing and the finest performance of Tom Hardy's career?
>>79126563
there's nothig to like about that show
i keep watching it but it's just utter shit
>>79126745
mmmhhhm
>>79126563
>the finest performance of Tom Hardy's career?
that's Alfie on Peaky Blinders
Was it kino?
it was genocide kino
>>79126355
No. It's reddit the action flick
Watching it on tv right now and they had a semi censored church scene. Fucking bullshit
Discuss.
>>79126207
oh boy another critically acclaimed race movie by and about blacks and how oppressed they are, can't wait. I'm sure it will delve DEEP into the fact that black on white and black on black violence is astronomically higher than any other, or how blacks only make up 19% of the US population yet are responsible for 90+% of the violent crime. Really looking forward to this!
>>79126259
its clearly in the description that its about race relations why do you people blind yourself to make a shit point
>>79126207
>>79126259
Its actually a decent essay movie, though I can't say its more valuable than just reading The Devil Finds Work + The Letters and watching some news. The archival footage of Baldwin that it uses is excellent though, and kinda speaks for itself.