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>>87031754
Started great but got progressively weaker as it went.

>>87031754
one of the best things that's been on tv in a long time

>>87031754
I enjoyed it.

>>87031747
I need to milk the one on the left so bad

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Is there even one moment where she isn't completely fucking mesmerized by whatever stupid shit is happening on screen?

>>87032054
I wonder what her face would look like when she's looking at my penis.

>>87031721
Stop shitting up the catalog.

>>87031721
kys my guy

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>>87031739
>>87031740
no bully

>>87031639
>mobile poster
>shit taste
clockwork

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>>87031680
>You got me

Modern MTV is complete garbage

There is quite possibly no stupider set of beliefs than "I will be for everything everyone else is against"

The mainstream media also pushes breathing as a method of sustaining life. Feel free to be as contrarian as you want to that, friend

Fuck Trump

>>87031572
>oh look, its the NOT Dexter show!
Has this show ever even been good?

>>87031572
the episode where he rapes his sons is kino.

>>87031627
I never watched dexter but i don't know what a show about a seriel killer has to do with a family/gangster drama.

Ass n tiddies

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>>87031567
I prefer the slut alba over her

>>87031588
That comes under beauty I think

Yes, because the backstory* for Michael Myers ended up being kino as well. What makes you optimistic, for curiosity's sake?

If this board couldn't gin up enough interest for a Tobe Hooper sticky yesterday (shame on you mods), then I doubt they'll be in for the 8th or 9th entry/reboot in an old horror franchise.

*either one, take your pick! Product of some bizarre cult, or bullied edge-lord??

>>87031525
I enjoyed that movie, I mean, SURE, it wasn't as good as the original, but it was decent as far as I am concerned.

>It's a Texas Chainsaw that isn't the original or 2
>It's an origin story/prequel

Yeah I am sure it will be great OP.

You are still all faggots for not making a sticky for Tobe and barely talking about him.

[...] dullest franchise [...]

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You mean a dull thread for one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

You saw it

>>87031367
Why is Ridley so senile?

>>87032863
Maybe he has the dementia

>>87031329
name 4 movies that do this

>>87031347

Rocky
Million Dollar Baby
Southpaw
Raging Bull (basically)

I goddamn expect it to

genuinely 10/10