>literally food analogy: the website
>>84214936
I like to think of film critiques as kinda like getting a meatball marinara sub from Subway
ok...
is it pleb or patrician to watch classics and arthouse just for the qts
What is the most kino sci-fi channel original?
>>84214792
>They didn't see this sci kino
>Character has awesome powers beyond normal levels in fiction.
>"Your power is too much"
>Character gets nerfed, becoming shit tier like everyone else.
>character is holding back the whole time
>countless lives could have been saved, countless ordeal could have been dealt with much faster if he just tried a little harder
>boss had 5000000000 hp
>joins the party after being defeated
>5000 hp
Mel Gibson's best role
>>84214534
That's not Conspiracy Theory.
>"Your name isn't coming up on Bing™, Michelle"
>"Here, use my legal name"
>"You should use that name more often, I like it, Michelle Jane Watson"
that is one ugly nigger
>>84214541
You're uglier since you take after your mom
>wait, that name, say that again?
>Company buys rights to broadcast some Japanese show
>Either can't afford translation or don't care
>make up their own thing
>It turns out to be amazing
Why is this so common, Ken?
The writers crammed so many fucking puns and references into each episode.
It's shit, the British dub with Craig Charles is objectively is better.
They set out to make a comedy using the really old footage. They didn't just buy the rights to it and then go "whoops we can't translate it."
wow
>>84214511
This movie made me believe that only Fassbender can play Donkey Kong
>>84214511
how come nobodys ever heard of this movie with a cast like that
>>84214580
Malick movies aren't really all that advertised, plus I think this movie was completed in like 2015? Someone just threw it on the pile
Should I watch Get Out? It says it's a horror, I'm a massive pussy. I'm looking for something that sets me thinking and makes me slightly paranoid. Not for vulgar and crude horror on decapitation and spooky ghost and shit.
how fucking stupid do you need to be to shit on these movies? they're keeping the industry afloat too in a way.
it's a movie made to sell toys, that's it. but boy is it good fun, even dark of the moon is alright
you are still a contrarian faggot despite what you may think
>boy is it good fun
if you're a total pleb, sure
which is a terrible defense for a movie anyways, especially if it comes after a statement about the lack of intelligence of those who disagree with you. literally the most braindead thing you could have typed
>hurr i'm a retard contrarian who likes shit movies because i heard more people saying they were bad than good so i'll come shit up /tv/ desperately seeking validation from other like-minded morons
commit suicide asap
>>84214408
>Look at me! I'm better than you because I have fun consuming dreck!
>>84214692
couldn't have said it better
>>84214692
has nothing to do with being contrarian, grow up. a movie is not going to affect your every day life in a concrete way.
>>84214747
>hurr durr consumerism xD
any ism, be it communism or capitalism is not the inherent evil/cause of injustice in this world. i eat at mcdonald's with a good conscience.
>tfw you realize it's Alien > Alien 3 > Aliens > fuck the rest
>alien 3 > aliens
this meme must end.
>>84214416
3 is a lot darker and serious than Aliens. Aliens is popcorn blockbuster, totally missing the Alien atmosphere, 3 gives it back that sinister aroma.
>>84214592
>It's a lot darker
>implying that makes it good
What does /tv/ think is the most quotable simpsons episode?
The Boy Who Knew Too Much
>That's "chowdah"!
>I'll kill you!
>I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!
DENTAL PLAN
>>84214391
in what situation you usually say that?
Just be yourself.
Name ONE (1) movie.
*sigh*
I thought this was supposed to be a Film board.
How do you not know at least ONE film?
Ugh...
Party Rock Anthem, dir. Mickey Finnegan (2011)
jackie chan
This tv show sucks a lot. It's over rated and over exposed by their marketing strategy and it's reddit's wet dream.
it would have been much better without emily browning. she can't act and she's reuplsive
its breddy gud actually. Good visuals, good concept, some great performances.. And unlike most shows, it doesnt droop down after 3 episodes
wait a minute, that card...