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>"I do this scene with Jared Leto and he’s supposed to be intimidating me. He comes in, he’s the Joker, and he starts squeezing my t*ts. He’s like [panting and moaning] ‘You’re a big guy’.”
>'You're a big guy".

What did Jared mean by this?

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/jared-letos-suicide-squad-costar-he-grabbed-me-and-kissed-me/news-story/018dc0cc8995e3ea18190a600304a375

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:29:09 Post No.82374352
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>here comes our honka honka bull
>so you want me to fuck this guy while you watch
>and then I want to eat his creampie afterwards and when I have all his jizz in my mouth I want to kiss you and share it with you
>honka honka

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:30:58 Post No.82374393
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>>82374352
>Not wanting to share Margot Robbie with another guy
Whats your problem

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:32:04 Post No.82374412
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:32:04 Post No.82374412 [Report]

They could make a movie about what his coworkers had to go through on set, knowing how badly it was received makes it that much better.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:23:18 Post No. 82374215 [Report] [View this topic]

>start watching Fargo
>it's a Jimmy McGill and Betsy Kettleman episode

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:26:59 Post No.82374302
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>>82374215
I hate how accurate this is

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:39:59 Post No.82374542
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:39:59 Post No.82374542 [Report]

>>82374302
kek
I decided to start watching because of the hype and because I had an hour to kill (if I had more time I'd have watched Goodfellas instead) and got pleasantly surprised because I'm biting my nails waiting for the next Better Call Saul episode.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:48:36 Post No.82374702
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>>82374542
Fargo's first season is pure kino. Way better than Saul, IMO.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:22:53 Post No. 82374205 [Report] [View this topic]

>character brushes teeth
>characters gums hasn't receded so far that the teeth are at risk of falling out because the character always brushes too hard

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:24:14 Post No.82374233
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:24:14 Post No.82374233 [Report]

that's just your paranoia and isn't actually possible.

same thing as people who think their hair is receding

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:25:03 Post No.82374252
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:25:03 Post No.82374252 [Report]

>character goes to take a shit
>doesn't take off his shirt and pants first

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>>82374205
Is that something that can happen? I always brush very hard to get the bacteria off

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The Dark Tower Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:18:37 Post No. 82374134 [Report] [View this topic]

Recast it so that it's not a complete bastardization of King's work

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:24:43 Post No.82374242
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:24:43 Post No.82374242 [Report]

Idris Elba as The Gunslinger
Idris Elba as Randal Flagg
Idris Elba as Idris Elba

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:25:45 Post No.82374276
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:25:45 Post No.82374276 [Report]

Let me guess, you mad Roland is black huh? Did you sperg out like you did about Mary Jane?

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:26:44 Post No.82374298
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:26:44 Post No.82374298 [Report]

have you seen the trailer? the blackwashing is the least of this thing's problem. I'd start by letting darabont write and direct this thing and put my trust in his choices for casting and everything else. king fucked up by saying no to darabont and then saying yes to akiva fucking goldsman.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:11:56 Post No. 82374024 [Report] [View this topic]

My mom calls Pepperoni pizzas "Turtle Pizza" due to it being featured in Ninja Turtles so heavily, which I was crazy for when I was a kid.

She also calls being constipated "kramered".

What things from movies and tv have worked their way into your vernacular or that of people you know?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:13:07 Post No.82374039
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>>82374024

i took a wet, sloppy 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' in my toilet earlier

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:15:43 Post No.82374076
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>>82374039
why would you do that, thats not where kino belongs

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:21:33 Post No.82374188
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:21:33 Post No.82374188 [Report]

>>82374076

>kino

that's exactly where that word and you belong

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:11:23 Post No. 82374010 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't get it

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:15:39 Post No.82374073
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>>82374010
Chuck's Pay & Park & Pay

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:16:37 Post No.82374090 [Report]

peter's pussy and penis

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:17:48 Post No.82374117
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:17:48 Post No.82374117 [Report]

Parking pricing was exploitive.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:10:19 Post No. 82373989 [Report] [View this topic]

What does /tv/ think of the new netflix series Dear White People?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:11:08 Post No.82374002
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>>82373989
>Bet you think this show is about you
>Plz respond

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:11:08 Post No.82374003
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:11:08 Post No.82374003 [Report]

Trash

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:12:02 Post No.82374027
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>>82373989
seen the movie, it was trash. Safe bet this is too.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:04:56 Post No. 82373900 [Report] [View this topic]

do you guys think MEG will be halfway decent? I don't expect it to be great but after all these years it'd be nice to at least get another fun, braindead shark flick like DEEP BLUE SEA.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:21:20 Post No.82374181
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>>82373900
>lets rehash Jaws
>but wait, let's make the shark like SUPER HUGE
>"a super huge shark wouldn't come that close to the shore to target measly surfers and beachgoers though. They'd probably live way out in the deep ocean and feed on whales".
>nah he wants surfers

This movie will be horrible unless you just like stupid movies.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:25:29 Post No.82374268
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>>82373900
I remember this from CHUD.com.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:27:05 Post No.82374304
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>>82373900
i'm looking forward to it

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:04:00 Post No. 82373889 [Report] [View this topic]

>always trained in G in militaristic society, that prasies fitness
>ends up being fatter than any of her teammates, yet still becomes their superior

Ok.
Why are they pushing this fat chick /tv/ ?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:06:42 Post No.82373931
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>>82373889
The martian steroids made he a bit chunky is all.
Besides have you seen lean female weight lifters, or in any strength-based sports?

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:09:05 Post No.82373968
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>>82373931
No one said she has to be lean, just has to not look like someone poured pudding into a leotard.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:10:43 Post No.82373997
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 11:10:43 Post No.82373997 [Report]

>>82373931
>martian steroids made only her a bit chunky, not her privates
>weight lifters could serve in the military

She´s just a miscasted fat slob, that´s all.

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:41:37 Post No. 82373528 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm pickle rick

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I'm plumbus rick

Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:43:39 Post No.82373564
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:43:39 Post No.82373564 [Report]

heh... shitpickle

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:44:19 Post No.82373578 [Report]

POST THE MOM THING

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:34:32 Post No. 82373417 [Report] [View this topic]

>When you think that the pyramids and the great Valley of the Kings and the Sphinx were all manufactured by men with skin as dark as my own. It almost defies all your... Our current views of nature.

Really makes you think

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>>82373417
We was kings, mhmm

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>>82373417
the best sort of negro is one that acknowledges the failings of his race

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>>82373417

'Manufactured' meaning being told where to haul the stones...

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:34:00 Post No. 82373406 [Report] [View this topic]

Besides marrying a prostitute, what was his first mistake?

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Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:38:31 Post No.82373480
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>>82373406
Movie is better than Goodfellas if you don't watch any of the wife bullshit.

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>>82373406
Getting involved with organized crime.

Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:50:57 Post No.82373689
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Anonymous 2017-05-04 10:50:57 Post No.82373689 [Report]

Being ruled by the Mid-West mob

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