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Movies that are too frustrating to watch 2017-07-09 08:42:13 Post No.84764803
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Movies that are too frustrating to watch
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I'll start:
>two most smug faced psycho cliches in the history of cinema take a family hostage with nothing but a golf iron
>they sit the parents and their son on the couch
>kid escapes, finds shotgun
>overused *click* meme because the dumb fuck forgot to check if he had any ammo
>kid get killed
At this point I knew there wasn't gonna be any retribution in this movie and the bois are probably gonna walk away unharmed.
>meanwhile they break the 4th wall like "who do you think is gonna live huh? :')" while literally staring at the camera, oh wow this is so progressive
>psycho brothers leave
>mom and dad spend 50 minutes blow drying a phone that fell into the sink in order to call 911 (they fail)
>mom tries to run for it
>gets caught because she was walking in the middle of the fucking road
>made to sit on the couch again
>the dominant psycho boi tells her to say a prayer, see if god will help her
>they gut the husband, tie her up and move on the next house
>edgy music starts playing
The whole movie felt like edging torture porn because I still hoping that those bastards would get it in the end, but didn't.
Felt a lot likeThe devil's rejects except they dont die
I swear this is the last time I watch an "art motion picture". I just can't understand the edgy cunts who gave this shit such good reviews. Maybe someone should redpill me on this movie.
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I just loved seeing Naomi Watts gagged
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You obviously don't understand it. It's LITERALLY supposed to be overly cliche and a statement of how retarded horror movies are. Look it up.
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>>84764803
I think it was supposed to be really fucking annoying. The main villains weren't scary they were just fucking annoying, the 4th wall shit was fucking annoying, that fucker not being able to hold some fucking eggs was annoying, theremote scenewas annoying, the wayNaomi Wattsdies is annoying. I don't remember for sure but I think Haneke said he was trying to make a statement on violence in media so he made a really violent film but we don't get to actually watch and enjoy the violence, which is why it all happens off-screen.
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Turn: Washington's Spies 2017-07-09 05:26:08 Post No.84761122
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Seriously now, why the fuck aren't you watching this?
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>>84761122
With ears that big he doesn't need to get close to people to spy on them
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>>84761122
Because it discredits the idea of America. Why are you watching and encouraging others to watch it? Do you love Hillary Clinton?
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>>84761183
>discredits America
Explain your autism.
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Hello, I'mliterally the only good movie in the MCU
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based ant man
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>>84761091
KINO
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>that foreshadowing with the plot point of time being lost in the quantum realm and Pym and Scott's paralleled strained relationship with their daughters
Suprisingly comfy dadcore.
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It was shitty
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>>84764094
>hes an adult man and he watches anime.
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Just like the source material.
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>>84764146
>anime
It's not anime.
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Rate my collection /tv/. Will be posting close ups
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>>84760722
Can't see shit with all that light and glare/10
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>>84760722
I don't understand, why do you have a ripped pair of tidy whities pinned on the wall
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Will it be good?
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>>84760633
>hideous CGI + traditional blend
>95% moody Japs talking indoors
>5% silhouette shots of Godzilla
No.
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>>84760633
Where's Godzilla?
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From the thumbnail I thought it was Prince.
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>doesnt care about her children
>falls for vic musto
>falls for a fucking priest
>becomes a dipshit for furio
>"oh I hate your job tony"
>yet constantly demands gifts and shit
fuck this bitch. Best female character is Adriana and the fucking gimp
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>>84760522
Thank you Jesus
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ay asshole your talking about nurse jackie all wrong, you got the wrong tone, do it again and ill stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
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The GREAT debate.
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Never seen this show and don't care to.
What's the debate?
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>>84761594
Is it okay to fuck someone else while taking a "break" from a relationship?
My thoughts? Wanting a "break" is codeword for wanting to fuck somebody else guilt-free.
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Rachel is the fucking worse. Boring ass bitch is garbage at sex
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Love her in Split. What else is essential Anya?
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Fire in the Sky
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>>84764079
Watch the VVitch to see her tease her brother with her perfect body.
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>>84764079
The Witch
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Stu?
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Good thread OP
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Chocolate pudding keeps away the witch
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>Despite being a silent, black-and-white film, The Thief of Bagdad (1924) remained popular with audiences until the 1970's, becoming a staple offering at second-run theaters and drive-in matinees, along with Buster Keaton's "The General" (1926).
What made this film in particular so popular, /tv/?
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>>84760132
Douglas Fairbanks has the most charming, roguish stage presence of any man ever. Combined with some pretty fantastic special effects, a classic story, and excellent cinematography, and you have a movie for the ages.
I absolutely love this film. It's just got so much god-damned heart in it.
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>>84760720
This, it's proof that quality is king over all. If you're good at what you do aim for perfection and you'll reap perfection.
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>>84760132
How can people watch the same movie up to 1970s
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The only reason this movie has bad ratings on RT or IMDB is because liberal shills are trying to bury a masterpiece of a movie on the Armenian Genocide. Solid 8.5/10
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>>84760092
>btfo out of turkroaches
>made by hotel rwanda director
the fuck I want to see this now ty op
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>>84760211
There is a wonderful brip of it that came up today. Fucking awesome stuff
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>shill
>not wanting to sell you something
It isn't 2016 any more, you can go back to using words properly again.
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>the first good Netflix movie
I'm shocked
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>not mentioning Beast of No Nation
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Pic unrelated
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>>84760026
Not actually produced by Netflix, they just bought the distribution rights after it was already finished.
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Mike and Dave is underated 2017-07-09 04:36:22 Post No.84759948
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Mike and Dave is underated
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This movie is the shit, its so fucking funny. Why doesn't it ever get mentioned?
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>>84759948
no that shit was trash, only few funny parts were with hyper manlet jack black 2.0 I love that guy other than that shit was lame asf
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>>84759948
I agree I really enjoyed this movie
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I just finished this, what is /tv/'s opinion on it?
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Watching at home isnt the same as seeing it for the first time in the theater. Same with Dredd.
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>>84759767
>Watching at home isnt the same as seeing it for the first time in the theater. Same with Dredd.
so much this.
8/10 movie
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>>84759715
It sucks. I've never watched it, though.