Virgin lieutenant v. chad first officer edition
*blocks your path*
Give me some of your saddest anime scenes.
What was the first film with "Movie" in it's title?
>Modern action film trailer
>Sabotage by Beastie Boys starts playing
What was that movie in which Justin Timberlake gets cucked?
Black Snake Moan.
So I have these neighbours and former friends called and they're farmer chidlren and really ugly and really strange and they're always going on and on about the most ridiculous crazy shit and talking about their love of 'slapping the patty' and declaring each other to be 'horses' in an oddly triumphant way. As if being comporable to a horse was in some way a good thing or something to be proud of, and I can't get it out of my head how crazy and ridiculous and strange and delightful retarded these two brothers are lol
Just wanted to share it with you /tv/...your beauitful /tv/....stay beautiful...
you too anon
Kalugin fell asleep and had a dream that he was sitting in some bushes and a policeman was walking past the bushes.
Kalugin woke up, scratched his mouth and went to sleep again and had another dream that he was walking past some bushes and that a policeman had hidden in the bushes and was sitting there.
Kalugin woke up, put a newspaper under his head, so as not to wet the pillow with his dribblings, and went to sleep again; and again he had a dream that he was sitting in some bushes and a policeman was walking past the bushes.
Kalugin woke up, changed the newspaper, lay down and went to sleep again. He fell asleep and had another dream that he was walking past some bushes and a policeman was sitting in the bushes.
At this point Kalugin woke up and decided not to sleep any more, but he immediately fell asleep and had a dream that he was sitting behind a policeman and some bushes were walking past.
Kalugin let out a yell and tossed around in his bed but couldn't wake up.
Kalugin slept straight through for four days and four nights and on the fifth day he awoke so emaciated that he had to tie his boots to his feet with string, so that they didn't fall off. In the bakery where Kalugin always bought wheaten bread, they didn't recognize him and handed him a half-rye loaf.
And a sanitary commission, which was going round the apartments, on catching sight of Kalugin, decided that he was unsanitary and no use for anything and instructed the janitors to throw Kalugin out with the rubbish.
Kalugin was folded in two and thrown out as rubbish.
>did i ever tell you about this craaaazy time in my 20s when i sucked every dick before settling down with a beta cuckold?
>>86729582
what series?
>>86731280
New netcux movie Little Evil
>>86729582
>when being a whore from ages 14-30 and then settling down with a stable beta provider after you are used up is so common that it becomes a believable story mechanic
Are there good movies about playing chess? Not where chess is incidentally played to show how smart a character is, but where chess itself is the focus of the story.
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ok thanks
Dude advertising lmao?
hey /tv/, meet you down the Burlington in 30 minutes.
Is this show any good
Unrealistic as hell, pure fantasy, but good and kino
>>86729430
Very much so, I think what really helped when it was airing it is that we got TWO episodes every week so you got to learn more about the characters a lot faster. Lots of really great characters and virtually all of them get fleshed out well.
fucking cunt watch it and decide if its good or not
Kino?
Movies Women will never understand
HOWCHY CHOWCHY DUNKY RENO
>things couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse
>it starts raining