if he were a laungry detergent he's be Sam Tide
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he'd be a bucket of used mop water.
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he really has let himself go since the show got cancelled.
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If he was a complete pathetic failure of a comedian, he'd be Sam Hyde
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He's right you know.
Isnt it unfair that we all use the number "2017" instead of what year it ACTUALLY is?
He is so damn right.
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So what year is it actually, year of the bull?
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>>81435783
Jokes aside, I thought it was shit.
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>>81435783
Dude, killing babies LMAO
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Just finished Kong Skull Island and the only thing I want to do right now is pee on this azn cutie. How's The Great Wall?
Also Asian actress thread
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>>81435762
The Great Wall was meh. I'll post pics of some actresses although most of them are from capeshit.
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This is easily the best kino of the past 10 years.
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>>81435673
I would say best kino in the past decade
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>>81435702
I wouldn't say best but it's definitely up there for me.
Andrew Garfield was also good in Hacksaw Ridge. I hope this is the start of some more Christ-kinos. They're pretty comfy desu
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greatest kino in 21st century.
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Could the noble patricians of /tv/ reccommend a movie to watch with a girl who's into anime and likes mysterious drama movies?
Last time I watched Drive because this board means more to me then getting some, she didn't really like it but it didn't kill her mood.
Any suggestions?
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Dark City.
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any korean drama
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>>81435621
I want her to beat me up and spit on my face
this is some sort of elaborate prank right?
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>>81435557
Why? Because not everyone is a racist inbred like you?
seriously, kys, make the world a better place
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>>81435557
whitey here. people like you make me hate my own race.
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>>81435607
>>81435641
go back to twitter
What would you change?
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>>81435555
About the movie?
Personally I'd just remove the whole Doomsday subplot and focus purely on the TITLE of the movie. Either Batman goes overboard and kills Superman, or does a Dark Knight Returns like thing where he brings him to the inch of defeat but lets him live. Then we can TEASE Lex's creation of Doomsday to be the villain the Justice League rallies to fight. Make Lex and Doomsday have their own movie to hash out their characters.
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>>81435555
>What would you change?
The director, the producers, and the screenwriters
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>>81435555
No doomsday
batman sympathizing with luther and vice versa
batman kills the fucking superman after that extremely satisfying beating, not with a spear too, but with a knife, cut off his head and hold it proud, like with animal trophies; or like kryptonite-infused knuckledusters or something, so it's even more satisfying
also Zod looks fucking retarded, what's with that haircut and idiotic beardpatch?
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Characters that women could not play 2017-04-09 03:50:55 Post No.81435533
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Characters that women could not play
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What are some characters that could not be played by women without breaking the immersion?
There's no way a mother on her own could take care of her son after the world ended.
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>>81435533
woodsman
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Unironically cried at the end of that kino
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>>81435533
>There's no way a mother on her own could take care of her son after the world ended.
uumm noo sweetie .. how can you be such a misyoginist
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>Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs."
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it was all niggertalk to distract you from the fact a white man was good at a blacksport
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>>81435468
I actually really like this movie. There back and forth banter is hilarious.
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Ah yes, the good old days of the Woody & Wesley connection. Black & white working together, and screwing each other over.
First they played high school football together, then moved to street hoops before becoming a pair of transit cops along with J-Lo.
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best character edition
1.) Garak
2.) Picard
3.) Dukat
4.) EMH
5.) Q
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>>81405309
For me, its Farscape.
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>>81405366
you came to the wrong quadrant nigga
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>>81405309
The "did nothing wrong" list
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In Star Trek, every race is a token character. There can't be more than 1 Asian in any given scene.
/liberalism
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Dubs and OP suffers potentially life threatening injury today
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>>81435400
Really? I'm just happy there are no Muslims.
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>>81435459
I bet Star Trek Discovery will be full of muzzies
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I know I'm late but I just saw part 2 of this mess.
> Calls the cops on Princess over a TV
> has a kitty. It's probably been eaten
> literally OW MUH LEGS
> Pain medicine addiction
Why can't this fat fuck just die already?
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>>81435386
he's the most alpha person that has ever been on that show
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Because we pay for it, we can't execute him like we should and he knows it
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>>81435386
I STILL HAVE NO CLUE WHERE ALL THE MONEY CAME FROM FOR:
>the food for both brothers
>apartment in texas
>all the pizza and drugs in texas
HOW DID HE DO IT?!?!?!
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What do you call this hair cut?
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>>81435286
the redditguy
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>What do you call this hair cut?
It's called being bald kid.
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the shteve
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Name a better villain in television. I'm waiting.
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>>81435234
>I like to watch naked girls dance. It's wrong, that's why I'm not allowed out.
BRAVO SHAMALAMAH!
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Shit, overrated movie with an overrated James McAvoy performance.
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>a schizophrenic guy who can turn into a monster and eats young girls? that reminds me of that guy in the wheelchair who derailed a train
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