> mhmm
> nootka
> FUCKING AMERICANS
> mhmm
> why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810
> powder
> mhmm
> eats pigeonshit
>>79453087
>why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810
What is pollution, faggot?
>>79453087
>why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810
The Industrial Revolution has been chugging out coal nonstop for about 50 years now
>>79453087
>pells egg with gloves on
post an obscure as fuck movie youve seen that youre 99% sure no one else on this board has seen
>inb4 ive seen
you have to prove youve seen it
ive seen
no proof, fu lol
>>79452346
Zero gravity sex and random Godzilla scene
I really like Madison Burge
Previous thread:>>79400385
It's Valentine's day, so this is GOT Ships edition, starting with the Bear and the Maiden Fair
>>79436128
>Dany
>maiden
lolol
>>79436128
Dany is a qt
>"A refurbished Big Lebowski is on somewhere or everywhere. I have no intention of revisiting any bowling alley. I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. Twenty years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun."
>"Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen The Big Lebowski over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boy’s eyes I thought I detected little bowling-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode."
>“I would love you to do something for me,” I said.
>“Anything! Anything!” the boy said rapturously."
>“You won’t like what I’m going to ask you to do,” I said.
>“Anything, sir, anything!”
>“Well,” I said, “do you think you could promise never to seeThe Big Lebowski again?”
>"He burst into tears. His mother drew himself up to an immense height. “What adreadfulthing to say to a child!” she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities."
Ha! It's funny because this is a quote from what Alec Guinness said about Star Wars and you turned it into a joke about The Big Lebowski. Ho ho ho! Yes.
>Look, Walter, I posted it again, dude!
But Jeff is still a big fan of the movie. I'm pretty sure he's shown up at Lebowskifest a couple times. If you're going to spam this shit at least use the Coen Brothers since they have never really said much about the movie or its fans
Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Babar, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Babar had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good elephant, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Babar can say that Babar became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Babar doesn’t ask the question: What was Babar’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these Rhinos? By the end of the war, Rhinos are gone but all of the lions aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Babar pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby cubs, in their little cub cradles?
You ask too many questions, commoner
>>79549349
Leave Babar alone you fucking faggot.
>>79549349
Heeeey it's that cartoon elephant that looks familiar
Why is this allowed?
>>79548556
Because it's so fucking sexy
>>79548556
actually makes fun of transexuals
Because it's pretty funny, the songs are really catchy, and it'ssexy, and awakens things in people
>he posts cuck porn every night
>>79547981
>can spot it out of the corner of my eye at this point
>a mere shift click back to normal
Is it the weakest shitposting /tv/ has to offer?
why is there never BLEACHED porn posted
BLACKED is so boring
reminder he BEGGED to the mods on /qa/ and their irc remove his range ban from making threads
FUCKING BEGGED HAHAHAHA
Just subscribed to HBO. What would /tv/ recommend?
>>79547827
The Leftovers
Sopranos
The Wire
Band Of Brothers
Deadwood
Rome
Boardwalk Empire
Real Sex
>>79548278
>The Wire
Is the version on the HBO website the original 4:3 version, or the rematted wide screen version?
>>79548312
I noticed the "late night" section. Is that stuff just porn?
Film
>2017 Amityville: The Awakening
>2017 Midnight Sun
>2017 Keep Watching
>2017 The Babysitter
>2017 You Get Me
>2017 The Death and Life of John F. Donovan
The last one being directed by Cannes winner Xavier Dolan and starring alongside Jessica Chastain and Natalie Portman in a major role
TV
>2017 Famous in Love (lead role)
/her year/ /our girl/
Literally the hardest working person in Hollywood besides Eric Roberts. All while doing philanthropy work and having released 3 novels in the past couple of years. Goes to the gym everyday and provdes her fans with great fap material daily, making her the best waifu in the business. She's only 19. What the fuck have you done recently?
Apologize now!!!
>her
>she>
girl
she's a c-list shit tier "actress" that keeps getting casting couched.
the last and only good thing she was in was Shake it up.
>>79547446
>What the fuck have you done recently?
fapped to her ass
Why didn't they have a thief or a cleric in their party?
>>79547183
You mean Legolas? Hell the Hobbits are shown using stealth and deception (and luck) themselves in every movie.
well religion wasn't a big part of lotr, so there is no context for any sort of cleric
legolas, aragorn, and the hobbits fit thief roles
>>79547183
THE HOBBITS WERE THE THIEVES/ROGUES YOU IDIOT
FRODO LITERALLY TURNS INVISIBLE WHEN HE PUTS ON THE RING
>I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way.
>>79547041
Can I fuck ur gf while ur gone? Only trying to help
>>79547041
Why?
I know its /co/ but if you dont lose to this I feel bad for you fag : https://youtu.be/CKNV5AJOXGM
So what's the recipe for the slime they keep dumping on the contestants?
>>79548130
Primarily water green jello and flour.
UTTE!
>>79546870
YAMETE, UTTE!
We cannot forget.... Who we are
How many scenes in this movie could women not understand?
The actor who played Donna's dad on Twin Peaks and Susan's dad on Seinfeld died yesterday at the age of 91.
You now realize that the actress who played Susan's mother on Seinfeld was also Laura's mother.
Eerie connections.
Mods pls sticky
Susan's dad was a fag
>>79546707
>YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHN CHEEVER. HE WAS A GREAT MAN.
Who?
>it's a Graham reads fanfiction of his guests episode
>Its a The Graham Norton Show is a shitty boring show episode
>>79546855
Imagine being this wrong lmao
>>79546855
>t. American """talkshow host"""
How's your Trump update shows doing?