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>>82735141
Manchildren

>>82735141
>I figuratively can't wait

I can imagine exactly what kind of autistic dork this person is.

>>82735177
i tip my hat to thee, you clever bastard...

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>"As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children."

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>"Have you ever imbibed a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters."

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>"Let me re-explain my position in a way in which you'll understand. I have a Honduran housekeeper named Rosa, barely speaks a lick of English. One morning during breakfast Rosa walks into the dining room and hands me a handwritten note in broken English, a note which must have taken her over a hour to piece together. Rosa's only daughter just got engaged and she wanted to know what kind of wine to serve when she and her husband hosted the two families for an engagement party this weekend, within their price range of course. I signal to Rosa to stay here and that I'll be right back. A few minutes later I walk back into the dining room and hand Rosa a bottle of wine. She immediately begins to cry. Why you ask? Often Rosa works in the kitchen and she sees my chef's receipts. I have a bottle of wine with each dinner and Rosa knows that she never brings a bottle to my table that costs less than $10,000. Now Rosa is a proud woman. At first she refused my gift. I communicated to her that I wouldn't accept no for an answer and she finally agreed to accept my gift while at the same time informing me that she will not be accepting a Christmas bonus from me this year. See, Rosa comes from nothing. She and her husband Ernesto raised their four sons and one daughter on the incomes of a housekeeper and day laborer. They refused to take any form of government assistance because they believe that they owe America, not that America owes them. The day after the party, Rosa's daughter came by my home to personally thank me for the bottle of wine. She told me that the bottle was split amongst all of the guests at the party, just enough wine in each glass that each person was able to have a taste following a toast that her father gave in my honor."

>>82734751
You're only at season 1, aren't you?

>>82734751
/tv/ be like "I like it, oh wait, someone likes it too? Then it's shit" (applies for every movie and tv show ever made)

>>82734896
I hated seson 5 and half season 6 because of the "let's fuck the books" project, however, since S6E05 i think it got back to a great level

I think i remember it. But don't know title. It had Butler or lawyer sidekick right?

>>82734787
uhhh. idk about that.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1990s_American_television_series

>>82734626
What the fuck does roger stone do except circlejerk with Alex Jones

>Netflix original

I would love a Roger Stone documentary but I can only assume this is absolute trash.

>>82734777
https://youtu.be/AFRsqjMVnvA

>Shot of a dirty NEET virgin's bedroom
>OP starts crying

>>82734295
kike detected

>>82734295
JIDF pls

>>82734135
both actually.

depends on what type of kino.

>Action
Friends
>Horror
Friends (sometime alone)
>Space/Sci Fi
Alone
>Anything else
girlfriend.

>>82734194
Anything with imdb score over 8 I watch by myself desu

>>82734809
That's an iffy thing for me, Some things have great IMDB/RT scores, but end up being shit. Never even really look for scores until after I've seen it.

>>82733989
So the thing loses to xenomorphs then?

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I cannot remember if the thing is only able to assimilate carbon based lifeforms.
since the xenomorph is a silicone based lifeform its debatable

>>82734334
>I cannot remember if the thing is only able to assimilate carbon based lifeforms.
How would you remember that? Do you think there's some canon source that definitely states whether or not this is the case?

Is it too much to ask for non-shit MCU villains?

What does this image have to do with vultures?

>>82734150
the "plumage" i suppose around his neck,
and picking something to the bone; the bare engine block behind him

>>82733599
I wonder if it's actually him posting or someone he pays to do it

>Marvel is so scared for their movies they put the safe bet in almost every movie.

They really depend on RDJ too much.

>>82734560
they don't do art
they do business
so whatever?

I'm currently working on a fanedit which is strictly for >IQ130s and excludes this scene as well as many others.

>>82733485
Elaborate on "others."

>>82733485
I assume you're cutting every minute of that garbage finale

Jacob's Locker Now Redux

>>82733100
Not really, mainly because of how grand the set pieces would have to be in order to match the games, and that would cost way too. It's possible to pull it of in CGI, but that'll just cheapen it to normieshit.

>>82733100
wasn't even a good video game. read a book

Has it's moments, a tad on the long side.

Quite possibly the best flick I've ever seen

>>82733068
It is good but it isn't kino.

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I saved you from the monster that was keeping you captive, Jim...I mean John! Now we can finally be together!

>>82732966

That's a pretty serious-looking case of herpes.

>>82733027
Put the knife down Jenna

Really shitty ending.

>>82732894
Will Smith is the mc

>>82732894
For me was bait and switch.

Went for a cape movie, got a shitty romcom