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I actually agree with this.

Too bad horror is probably Nolan's least favorite genre. He could make true kino out of this.

>>85112816

>Nolan not making a Muppet Babies movie.

Already have a decent Silent Hill movie with prime Rhada Mitchell and cute Jodelle.

When OP typed this out he was all like "Heh, this is gonna be good... fuckin' retarded Stern-fans"

i mean yeah, the writing has gotten pretty meh but if you watch it ironically its actually enjoyable.

the show was never intelligent, you were just more retarded back then

>>85111833
just look at him

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>>85111833
>>85111922
JUST

Name 5 better critics.

>>85110850
I mean do you think it was?
Form your own opinions before asking others for theirs mate.

I liked it but the last time I watched it was probably 5 years ago so I don't know if I would feel the same now.

>>85110947
I have formed my opinion but I need to verify it on /tv/

>>85110850

why did grandma kill herself? If there is no after life and it's shit surely she'd want to live out her life and delay dying, so did the girl tell her the after life is so god damn amazing she couldn't wait and had to kill herself right away?

Since they didn't disguise him, I'm betty they used him for marketing purposes. I wonder if plebs love it.

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I guarantee he'll be in the next episode and I'm 99% sure he'll say something along the lines of "That castle on the hill?" or some shit

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>>85110250

Mission Hill

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>>85109878
Spawn was great.

>>85109878
This spielberg kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L--XVQmNF0

>>85108723
pause this thread and fart in your face :P

>>85108723
>R___

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didn't drive drive automatic

>>85108130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA9lfxbaHvk
shit movie

>>85108178
i really liked him in the nice guys

>>85107955
Rosie best, Abbey second.

>>85107955
I like caravans, more.

Rosie obviously

>>85107906
>Every other post at either side has reddit spacing
Really, but I mean really, makes you think

>>85107500
Yes it was good. The problems this board is coming up with is really stupid. Watch it and see the positives the movie has.

>>85108135
it takes like three hours to go watch it and five minutes to ask if it was good

I only want to watch the movie if it was good

holy cannolis

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>>85107500
>Was Spider-Man: Homecoming actually good?

>literally 5 seconds into the film someone is chastised for calling native Americans "Indians"
>literally 10 seconds in a black school news reporter is macking on blonde white girl
>the new black Mary Jane's WE speech about how the Washington monument was built by slaves
>both of Peter Parker's love interests are black
>villain's wife is black
>Peter's Mexican school rival has a white blonde girlfriend
>the oh so edgy /b/ Fuck Marry Kill scene with high schoolers fantasizing about old men, also participated in by a gay male
>Aunt May’s “Gay is OK!” speech

you decide

>"Second, and more important, Nolan employs non-linear filmmaking, avoiding the better approach—which would be chronological."
>"Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas."
>"Fourth, there is no real story here, just men surviving or not under fire from torpedoes, bombs, and guns from the enemy whose faces we do not see at all"

These are literally all positives to any but the nü-est male

>>85107094
>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas

The worst kind of pleb critic.
Where's /ourguy/ Armond trashing this flick with completely sound well written arguments?

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>>85107094
>"there is no humor whatsoever"

WELL ITS FUCKING WORLD WAR 2, EXCUSE ME IF IT ISNT ANOTHER JOLLY MARVEL PICTURE YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT

GET IT? BECAUSE THE ACTOR IS A SONGWRITER! AHAHAHAHA SO CLEVER! GAME OF THRONES IS SO SMART!

It was a bad idea that he had a cameo at all but when I heard that he'd be in it I thought they'd at least put him in some prosthetics or something to make it less obvious that it's him. Like they do with celebrities that make cameos in Star Wars. I couldn't imagine they actually planned to give him a guitar, have him sing, have him make a fucking pun about being a very famous singer and then have him awkwardly sit in the frame for the following 5 minutes saying nothing.

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>>85105893
>dem hair physics
I want to cum in them.

>>85107218
haha imagine how sticky the hair would get haha

She's alright, not as qt as Punzy or Elsa or Anna.

>>85105363

not gonna read clickbait. I know Mark is using greentext here.

gay for his sister

>>85105363
I think you shouldn't most totally worthless stories that are over a year old.