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>>79290221

Because they don't eat zombies, only people.

How would you make it interesting bros?

Zombies dont turn in seconds but turn in 24 hours with each hour affecting the infected differently

1st to 4 hours
>Infected shows no physical signs of infection but will experience extreme hunger and extreme allergic reaction to normal food
>Infected shows signs of extreme headaches

4 to 12 hours
>Infected will show signs of extreme aggression and will have insatiable hunger for human organs
>Infected has the ability to run slightly faster than humans and show considerable durability
>infected is fully conscious and is aware of what he is doing but cannot stop
>Infected maybe seen crying and apologizing to the person he currently is feeding on
>Infected maybe seen running after civilians begging them to run and hide while running after them
>Infected maybe heard saying that they cant stop themselves
>Infected maybe seen coordinating with other Infecteds
>It is highly advised to run and hide when encountered with this type of Infecteds as they are in their most dangerous

12-18 hours
>Infected shows signs of mental breakdown
>Mental Breakdown is acquired not from the virus but rather from the acts they did while infected that pushed their minds into its breaking points
>Infected criminals or people with mental illness prior to being infected are shown to have complete consciousness and becomes even more dangerous and is shown to have a symbiotic relationship with the virus and is seen to take pleasure in what they are doing

18-24 hours
>Normal infected degenerates into a slow walking version referred to as 'zombie'
>it is advisable to wait for this period before attempting to combat the infected as they are more slower and less durable
>zombies are seen to have completely lost their minds and is only motivated by hunger
>Crazy infected becomes even worse and may sometimes mutate and evolve

The beef easily

Jesus Christ. I know it's his real hairline. I know that this picture is real. But still when I look at it all I see is some really bad photoshop where someone put the JUST hair there.

>>79290125
Right has more money so he would win by humilliating Shia.

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>>79290087
Why was this allowed? Was this supposed to be funny?

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I saw this movie at a family gathering, made me question our existence as human beings. Literally put me into a weird trance like state and i couldn't take my eyes off of the atrocity.

>>79290087
>>79290397
Ugh, I know right, I hate movies made for children too.

WAIFU FAGGIN'

BLACKED POSTIN'

CAPESHIT LOVIN'

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Asuka best. Pacific rim shit.

>>79290043
Pacific rim was a movie that used rain and darkness to hide the terrible cgi

>Ooga Boyega

dropped

>>79290038
Can I still be a man if I didn't really get this one?

>>79290071
afraid not

>>79290038
Sailors aren't men you seafaring faggot. Shouldn't you be back in your barrel sucking cock and sipping rum?

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>>79289798
Not autism, no, that's just what happens to a person when they find themselves in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79289854

This is autism.

>>79289798
did she swallow as much cum as emma watson did off set

A normal Canadian goes to the voting booth and checks off the liberal party. This is your mind on drugs. The true sign of an addict is one with a singular focus, bent only on achieving his fix, no matter the consequences, it can even drive you to vote for fools. Abandon marijuana and enjoy things on their own merits. You will be happier and free.

DUDE

You could just cut out the middle man and watch Dragon Ball Z instead

>Musical

Only closet fags watch them or women in their periods.

>>79289879
I don't mind musicals too much if the singing doesn't completely override the rest of the film, but musicals are generally one of the lowest forms of creative expression that coincidentally only Americans really like.

I dislike spy thrillers, personally. Really fucking boring stuff.

biopics based on female sob stories

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But he did.

>>79289657
They even blackwashed him.

>>79289649
>>79289657
Wahey!

>>79289647
>2001
Lol was Square even trying?

>>79289647
We were more impressed by the close ups of the old doctor desu

>>79289647
Spirits Within was a better movie than Avatar.

>>79289555
Stupid critic that doesn't really review films. At the end he just tacks on "I liked it/ I didn't like it."

>>79289555
His Garfield 2 review was good. Not great, but good...

Are we doing the Supervillain shuffle?

because nobody watches TV for movies anymore

>>79289491
they have plenty

you just dont watch them

>>79289514
Name some?

>>79289464
>>im a pleb without a prechan to dl

plebcore. this was scene and discussed here. you must be underage. &ban.

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>>79290097
Sorry I didn't catch every single thread posted here in the last decade, faggot.

Why do neckbeards like you think that calling people underage is supposed to be some edgy insult? Being proud of what age you are is something most people grow out of by age 10. kys

>>79290508
Do you think you can argue a movie into being good?

ACTING!

Good luck trying to mine Rogue One for memes. What a forgettable movie.

>>79289443
The most useless character in the film. He really had no reason for existing.