I just don't get it.
>>79073462
>Beauty isn't everything.It's the only thing.
>>79073670
BEAN?
It's about getting old and ugly
Now this was dank
dank? surely you mean "dark"
>>79073433
Why did he wear the mask?
>Those screams sound real!
>Relax, it's just the Dolby sound system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U496dSv2k_g
>member the early 90s?
What's even the point of making it the exact same?
2D>3D
>>79073360
YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THE FUCKING HOMERUNS DISNEY!
>Passengers.2016.1080p.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO
>Passengers.2016.1080p.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO
>Passengers.2016.1080p.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO
>Passengers.2016.1080p.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO
>Passengers.2016.1080p.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO
Finally, the meme kino of the year is finally in your living room, /tv/!
Aren't you glad we don't pay?
>>79073341
>absolutely shit movie
>wasted premise
>the robot is the only good actor
>everyone else is just playing themselves
Is it really a reboot of titanic in a sci fi setting?
ehh ill watch it as background noise
>BLACK LIGHTNING, a television adaptation of DC Comics' first leading african-american character, has officially received a pilot order. Developed by Salim Akil & Mara Brock Akil (THE GAME) and Greg Berlanti, the project was originally acquired by Fox before being placed on turnaround, and has now found a new home on The CW, where it'll be set on the same universe as their other DC-based properties: ARROW, THE FLASH, LEGENDS OF TOMORROW and SUPERGIRL.
>BLACK LIGHTNING centers on Jefferson Pierce, "a meta-human with electric powers who hung up his suit and secret identity years ago to become a high school teacher. But with a daughter hellbent on justice and a star student being recruited by a local gang, Pierce is pulled back into the fight as the wanted vigilante and crimefighting legend - Black Lightning".
https://deadline.com/2017/02/black-lightning-dc-comic-drama-move-the-cw-greg-berlanti-1201901139/
>>79073158
wtf is this? Static Shock with a new name?
>>79073185
>static shock
nit op, but damn, its been a long ass time since seeing that show on broadcast
>>79073185
fun e jook
>The.Founder.2016.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>The.Founder.2016.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>The.Founder.2016.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>The.Founder.2016.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>The.Founder.2016.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
It's finally here, /tv/!
>>79073085
christ this movie is boring
Keaton looks almost unrecognizable in that poster.
>XVID
everytime!
>pic related is about to happen to you're police station
>you have 1 hour to prepare
>you're the highest ranking cop at the station and everyone must follow your orders
>if you try to call for help you'll get laughed at and/or told other stations in LA have no one they can send
>30 cops including you
>service pistols with unlimited ammo
>around 15 automatic rifles, unlimited ammo
>No Sarah Connor but you're protecting the Bogdanoffs so you absolutely cannot run away and let humanity's last hope die
what do you do to stop him?
>>79072997
>service pistols with unlimited ammo
>around 15 automatic rifles, unlimited ammo
useless, since neither handguns nor assault rifles can seriously damage the terminator. without explosives, this is a fight we cannot win.
please tell my wife, I love her.
>implying the Bogdanoffs can be killed by a mere robot
do I need to give you the full rundown?
>>79072997
I create a powerful electro magnet
Hey Boys, I'm Master Chief's face.
>>79072930
Wasn't the only time we see John 117's face is when he was 15 and straight up killed some guys giving him shit in the mess hall
>>79072930
I don't get it?
>>79072930
is it?
good
chief is a cutie
Is there a more whipped husband in fiction?
For anyone looking for context, it's the new Netflix series 'Santa Clarita Diet'
>>79072929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjRnbOgoAUQ
>>79072929
1 Rupee has been deposited into your account!
When did this show jump the shark?
>>79072888
First episode.
It doesn't even resemble historical vikings.
And fucking mascara and eye-liner, bleached hair and hollywood haircuts??
Fuck off
Basic cultural marxist work, pushing modern understading, modern social trends and philosophy to an era that didn't have the slighest clue about them
>>79072976
The vikings were actually the most multicultural people at the time.
Sure, they went to foreign lands to rape and pillage, but mostly they just went for trade (especially in the later stages of the viking era, when they had realized that it was way easier to make long-term profit that way), but the people they brought back as slaves were often treated quite nice - Even as equals in some places, after they had proven their worth.
Icelanders today have a huge amount of foreign genes, because they were in contact with foreigners so much.Mostly evident in women though, as they probably passed down female lines from exotic fuck slaves.
Why don't more actresses fart in movies?
True, I jerked off to that many times
mmm girl fart panties
What does a hot girls shit smell and taste like?
Pic related but name others that you think are comfy-tier - or that you can easily fall asleep to if that's a better definition.
Others that come to mind for me are Cosmos (the original), Trailer Park Boys & The Ricky Gervais Show.
It's a UK show (and very British-centric at that) but 15 Storeys High is really comfy. Spaced is quite comfy too.
Assigned Male got a tv show? I'm so glad!
>>79072719
>>79072806
Him and her is another comfy british TV programme. It's actually really well written aswell, s2 onwards is more like a play than a sitcom.
Might trigger tfwngf feels though.
What happened with the fucking bajillion Droids Doodoo had?
>>79072643
Most were remotely deactivated. The Empire spent a few years afterwards mopping up the remainder and the organic Separatists who used them.
>>79072677
Why didn't Sheev use them?
>>79072704
Avoiding bad press during the formative years of the empire
Why do normies have such poor taste in kino?
as in how did people not like rogue one?
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1486161364183.webm
I thought this scene was very well done. Look at Jyn's face and how she's struggling. Good acting!
>everyone hypes the shit out of the last scene
>"best scene in the entire series" they say (including original trilogy)
>google it because I don't want to watch this garbage
>it's just darth vader killing a bunch of guys
Modern day "geeks" are so dumb
How do I get my scripts sold? I have five amazing scripts. 10/10s about monsters, aliens, etc... box office hits, man. They make max landis look like a piece of shit. But anyone I submit to just says 'no unsolicited material'. What the FUCK is anyone supposed to do???
hire red letter media to make your movie
>>79072581
Go by an alias that sounds foreign, like black/arab foreign.
You'll have some Jew get back to you eventually.
>>79072581
Second this.
I'm making an amateur movie and want to know who/how to sell it to someone.