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this season is shit so far compared to last.

>>82632504
If i wanted an opinion from an asshole I'd ask my own

How come Opie says "he's got this" but he clearly didn't? He got utterly fucked

>>82632469

YAISUS CHROIST JACKEY BOEEEH

>>82632469
*english accent sneaks out*

>>82632381
Force Awakens, but that's not to say I liked Suicide Squad.

Suicide Squad looked like a Buffy episode.

>>82632381
TFA, Suicide Squad was at least iconic

>>82632328
this was pretty much how it was described in the book

That jump scare got me pretty fucking good the first time I saw the movie.

>>82632328
Why? That's what happened in the book too.

>watched it expecting humor from the first three games

>kiddy slapstick humor

>human nefarious

>drek's original voice actor isn't there

Fans everywhere were disappointed right?

I remember it used to be on my favorite game series as a kid, religiously got the first 5 installments but pretty much forgot about it after that. Then this movie comes out and looked like trash so I didn't bother.

I liked it

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>>82631952
I enjoyed this movie but holy fuck could I not help but laugh at goofy godzookie. I was the first then some other people joined.

why does the face-hugger look like a vagina ?

>>82631952
>Take a closer look
>Entire theater starts chuckling
I did as well

>>82631883
no, you're an idiot for paying to go to a school that would teach that shit

so? its entry lvl shit spanning 5 decades and except for Rogue One these movies are decent, certainly good material to teach you shit you can actually use nowadays.

>>82631883
It's an easy grade dumb ass

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>>82631741
I think The Conjuring 1 and The Conjuring 2 are the best horror films ever made, and i wish Ed and Lorraine were my parents. I am probably alone in this though.

>>82631778
i'm sure you're used to being alone.

>>82631815
>watching that movie alone
he must have big gonads

>>82631639
It's one of those movies I really should have seen by now, but I haven't.

I'm sure it was great at the time but it's garbage now.

>>82631647
this

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BORIS THE UNBROKEN

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Neall "Nellis" Ellis

>Born 1949 in South Africa
>Fights in Rhodesian Bush War
>Joins South African Army
>Learns to fly attack helicopters
>Masters the MI-24 HIND
>Apartheid ends
>Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil
>Acquires a HIND of his own
>Becomes mercenary
>"Have gunship, will travel."

>Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent.
>Almost all African communist and anti-western groups put a price on his head.
>Fights the Congo War.
>Year 2000
>Hired by Sierra Leone
>RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown
>It's nighttime so the helos can't fly.
>Sierra Leone army virtually overrun.
>Civil government prepares to capitulate.
>Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt.
>Ellis isn't having and fires up his HIND, which was not otherwise equipped for night combat.
>Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission.
>Single-handedly holds off rebel army throughout the night.
>Helicopter breaks down
>Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter.
>Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes

>>82631585
It's near impossible to make it without knowing anyone
Studios won't fund you and film festivals won't even watch the films you make
I'm still gonna keep trying but fuck it's bleak

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>>82631585
panera bread thread?

>>82631627
Do it like Herzog and just make them independently. You can make a fucking oscar winner with zero budget you just need a camera, good script and a good actor.

a chicken

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A fucking butterfly

CIA

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>>82631387
the malick experience

>>82631468
elaborate

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For Mercy has a human heart,
Pity a human face,
And Love, the human form divine,
And Peace, the human dress.

>>82631229
If your hands are tied to the arms of a chair, you bring your head down to your hand if you're not a fucking lardass.

>>82631229
niggas is flexible son

>>82631229
Why would he put cotton in his ears? No intention of seeing this flick but I keep hearing about this.

>>82631137
You are so cool OP. Be sure to tell all the kids at school.

>>82631137
I wonder if the people who are making this have seen the original Mummy because from the looks of the trailer it doesn't even show what made it good

Yummy.