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I watched the first episode of this and it was boring as fuck. The premise doesn't interest me at all either. Should I even bother continuing?

>>81344679
Well, probably not then. Season 2 is way better than season 1 though.

>>81344679

s02e08 was the greatest 1 hour of television I have ever watched.

s02e01 was weird. It was all about symbolism. Took a lot of thought to figure out what it was about and why they did it.

>>81344535
I'm 100% hype for that one.

Free Fire and Atomic Blonde are looking real good, and I'm ready and prepared to get absolutely emotionally wrecked by Casey Affleck In A Bedsheet (A Ghost Story)

>being hyped for anything
Prepare for disappointment

>>81344592
>Edgar Wright with a good cast and an interesting synopsis
yeah, nah, I'm certain I'll like it

>>81344499

>recommend

Nice try OP.

I think you mean "be mercilessly judged as lowlife pleb scum with shit taste"

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>>81344499
>Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
>Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
>Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
>Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
>Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

>>81344773
Star Trek Into Darkness

violence won't be solved by more violence

>>81344657

Of course it will.

>>81344413
Carlton was a redpilled black. He was a white black man.

underage b&

only the first two are good, 3 is watchable I guess

>>81344315
The first is good, the second one was really great, the third one was absolutely garbage.

>>81344315
3 is literally PRC dicksucking

>>81344308
Hulu nigga

>>81344308
Kiss anime

>>81344308
Motoko is the villain.

>>81344299
>character has a shovel
>character pumps it and empty shell flies out
Guess the movie.

>>81344299
>Character has a double barrel break-action shotgun
>throws it off a bridge

>>81345615
Scary movie

Weren't they already home?

>>81344060
*Denny

>>81344109
Do you call the roof of your house "your home"?

>>81343967
I'm 2 episodes in and it's bretty gud.

Too edgy for me, won't watch, why did she kill herself?

she never said no so it wasn't rape. she wanted to fuck all the chads ep 1. she got her wish

>>81343901
He's Spiderman.

>>81343901
It's capeshit.
Not real.

Unlike in the movies comic version Spider-man's ability to stick to walls is not physical (like the little hair things shown in SM:1). In the comics it works by electrostatic force that adheres him to any surface. So as long as the material he's wearing isn't to thick for the static force to pass through he can use this ability to stick to anything.

This is not just limited to his hands and feet any part of his body can stick to walls be it his back, chest or head. Its just the concentration is stronger in his hands/feet.

As the series progresses the resistance gets more annoying and John Smith becomes the only likable character.

I only watch this for John Smith.

obergruppenfuhrer is the coolest word in the history of cool words

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>>81343865
everytime

>>81343865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3ubag7dtn4

always

>>81343865
You mean chicken marks?

>>81343554
I'd be interested. I can kinda see it as a Cronenberg movie for some reason.

>A Predator's spaceship rests above new york. The world is scared and we don't know what they want. People are disappearing left and right and only Spider-Guy(Dylan O'Brien) can put an end to this

An old racist man played by Timothy Dalton is lured into child sex trafficking after being seduced by the promises of his wife being brought out of cryogenic freezing and cured of her mental illness, but luckily a young boy played by Macaulay Culkin (CGI'd back into his youth) finds a friend in him after being brutally raped by Sylvester Stallone, the sex trafficking ring leader, and together they plan the downfall of the entire organization from within the ring while pretending that they are having sex with each other. In the end they upload a virus into the shipping mainframe and make all the child shipments go to their original home addresses, and Sylvester Stallone is kicked by CGI Macaulay Culkin from the top of a radar dish and he falls into the pool near Macaulay Culkin's house and is eaten by an alligator in their because he lives in florida.

After the ordeal, Macaulay Culkin and Timothy Dalton become real lovers and learn an important lesson about teamwork and building a strong union through tough times.

It is rated G and is originally filmed to be 3 and a half hours but is edited to 1 so it can be aired easily on television later. Also one of the muppets is added in post as a cameo for the audience to empathize with because Timothy Dalton has no lines in the movie.

id love one

>>81343436
I don't think ANYONE was EVER going to say fartyceuticals to me.

>Mulder.... suck my dick
Why didn't this make the cut?

COME ON, HOOK ME UP WITH SOME SWEET SCIFI TO WATCH

>>81343350
How would you rate Farscape?
I've never seen it but just downloaded the whole lot because everyone says if I like Stargate then I'll like Farscape.

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>>81343350
Just watch T:SCC, Cromartie/John Henry is the definition of a anti villain